DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2006 Duedate: 07/22/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-545
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MITOCHONDRIAC
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4333) [15-5-0,163]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MITOCHONDRIAC FELICITY
BIO WARFARE (439) WON'T SEE TV (404)
(14-4333) [15-5-0,163] (14-3981) [2-0-1,22]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC CHICHI-HOOEY
BIO WARFARE (439) THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4309) [15-21-1,71] (14-4270) [12-23-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 42
2. PLAYPEN (435) 13 PLAYPEN (435)
3. WON'T SEE TV (404) 6 Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 5
5. BIO WARFARE (439) 3 WON'T SEE TV (404)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WON'T SEE TV (404) 5 2 2 71.4 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 11 4 0
2- 2*FOREIGN LEGION (445) 22 11 0 66.7 2/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 9 5 0
3/ 3 PLAYPEN (435) 67 46 7 59.3 3/ 6*WON'T SEE TV (404) 5 2 2
4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 471 379 29 55.4 4/ 3 BIO WARFARE (439) 5 8 0
5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 395 497 9 44.3 5/ 4 PLAYPEN (435) 5 9 0
6/ 6 BIO WARFARE (439) 66 92 5 41.8 6- 5*FOREIGN LEGION (445) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 2-1-1 outing, WON'T SEE
TV has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for SPONGEBOB,
who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing GERBENT like a melon. Keep your
eye on this beast. And falling like a basher in the top ten was GERBENT, who dropped
17 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SPONGEBOB. Our battling
duelmaster MITOCHONDRIAC has managed to hold the title, fending off BINKIE's none too
subtle advances. Better luck next time, PLAYPEN. Can you believe they are paying me
10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid PLAYPEN, please raise you hand. Wow. Does TOBIR really have that many liars?
And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BIO WARFARE beats
feet every time PLAYPEN smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody
wants a piece of THE VIEW, who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MITOCHONDRIAC 4333 15 5 0 163 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BINKIE 4298 15 7 2 90 PLAYPEN (435)
TIPPI TURTLE 4351 12 4 0 89 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WHITE FANG 4353 12 11 0 84 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ANDILLIA 4255 17 25 0 82 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TANTRUM 4285 11 12 2 80 PLAYPEN (435)
-GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 7 4 1 74 BIO WARFARE (439)
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 15 21 1 71 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHLEPROCK 4376 5 3 0 60 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 12 23 0 59 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ITALIAN STALLION 4399 8 0 0 58 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAMPER PACKER 4284 11 12 0 51 PLAYPEN (435)
-DANISH PASTRY 4400 5 3 0 50 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-WONG WAY 4389 5 2 0 48 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 4 3 0 45 BIO WARFARE (439)
SPONGEBOB 4367 4 7 0 44 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CRACK BABY 4279 7 12 0 39 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 5 1 0 32 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BWUCE REE 4388 3 1 0 23 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
GERBENT 4401 3 5 0 23 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
FELICITY 3981 2 0 1 22 WON'T SEE TV (404)
E COLI 4343 3 5 0 21 BIO WARFARE (439)
THE VIEW 3983 1 1 1 21 WON'T SEE TV (404)
-ALLY MCBEAL 3980 1 0 0 21 WON'T SEE TV (404)
-MAGINOT LINE 4393 1 3 0 19 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
7TH HEAVEN 3982 1 0 0 15 WON'T SEE TV (404)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUNT 492 0 1 0 1 FELICITY 3981 545 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Crack Baby -- Well, chipped, at least. I love it. -- Chichi-Hooey
Shleprock -- Listen, boy, you are NUTS. -- White Fang
P.S. Of course, you're an elf.
P.P.S. Or half an elf, which might be even worse. Schizo, you know?
Burnt Out Hippie -- Just ashes, that's all. Maybe a charcoal stub or two. -- Gerbent
Tantrum -- Shrieking like that does no good. -- Woofer
Binkie -- Owie? -- Andillia
Mitochondriac -- It was a good thought, but actually sending in a DA challenge would
apparently be too much work for my manager. Talk about lazy! And they say DOGS lie
around all the time. Oh, well, retirement for me, and I'll be glad of it. -- Woofer
Little Devil -- Congratulations and good riddance, hmm? -- The Doghouse
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENCLOPLASMIC was devastated by LITTLE DEVIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SHLEPROCK unbelievably bested CHICHI-HOOEY in a 4 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SPONGEBOB vanquished GERBENT in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BURNT OUT HIPPIE defeated THE VIEW in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MITOCHONDRIAC devastated BINKIE in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
TIPPI TURTLE luckily beat TANTRUM in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
CYTOPLASMIC was overcome by ANDILLIA in a 1 minute expert's fight.
WHITE FANG vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CRACK BABY was savagely defeated by PAMPER PACKER in a dull 28 minute gory duel.
E COLI overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
FELICITY killed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
7TH HEAVEN demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 9 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 12 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 18 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 545 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MITOCHONDRIAC 4333 15 5 0 163 BIO WARFARE (439)
STRIKING ATTACK BINKIE 4298 15 7 2 90 PLAYPEN (435)
TOTAL PARRY TIPPI TURTLE 4351 12 4 0 89 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
SLASHING ATTACK WHITE FANG 4353 12 11 0 84 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHICHI-HOOEY 4270. The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM 4285,
SPONGEBOB 4367, SHLEPROCK 4376, BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402, MITOCHONDRIAC 4333, ANDILLIA
4255, WHITE FANG 4353, E COLI 4343, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, and BINKIE 4298.
The least popular fighter this week was CRACK BABY 4279. The other ten least popular
fighters were PAMPER PACKER 4284, FELICITY 3981, THE VIEW 3983, GERBENT 4401, 7TH
HEAVEN 3982, CYTOPLASMIC 4309, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, BINKIE 4298, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, and
E COLI 4343.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MITOCHONDRIAC (14-4333) BIO WARFARE (439)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LITTLE DEVIL (14-4359) PLAYPEN (435)