DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2006 Duedate: 08/05/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-546
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TANTRUM
PLAYPEN (435)
(14-4285) [12-12-2,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TANTRUM POSITION IS EMPTY
PLAYPEN (435)
(14-4285) [12-12-2,103]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC WHITE FANG
BIO WARFARE (439) THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4309) [16-21-1,87] (14-4353) [12-12-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PLAYPEN (435) 41
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 34 MONTY PYTHON (312)
3. MONTY PYTHON (312) 6 Unchartered Team
4. WON'T SEE TV (404) 0
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188) -11 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 MONTY PYTHON (312) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 10 5 0
2- 1*WON'T SEE TV (404) 5 2 2 71.4 2/ 5 PLAYPEN (435) 7 6 1
3/ 3 PLAYPEN (435) 70 47 8 59.8 3/ 4 BIO WARFARE (439) 7 6 0
4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 475 380 29 55.6 4/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 6 7 0
5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 395 501 9 44.1 5- 3*WON'T SEE TV (404) 5 2 2
6/ 6 BIO WARFARE (439) 69 94 5 42.3 6/ 0 MONTY PYTHON (312) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of TOBIR! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Warriors--remember that glory waits always
around the corner! Witness how this week PLAYPEN went 3-1-1 to move up 3 in the
rankings. SPONGEBOB caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as it
skillfully bested CHICHI-HOOEY and was awarded 18 points in recognition. This time
victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All hail TANTRUM, Duelmaster of TOBIR!
Would you believe that over half of the old women in TOBIR seem to feel that they
could fight better than you gladiators?
Many and various are the arts of battle. In TOBIR "art" is a word that has long
since passed from the language! TOBIR, city of gladiators! Mighty among the names
of thy guilds is THE DOGHOUSE, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly
duels. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the
better part of last week avoiding THE DOGHOUSE. Indeed it was PLAYPEN. Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. ANDILLIA take warning! You
have more than a few enemies in TOBIR. I can not but mention with disdain the name
of SHLEPROCK who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 15 points below in
the rankings. I thought SHLEPROCK showed great skill and promise when he was
overcame by ENCLOPLASMIC. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in TOBIR as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far
off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.--
Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TANTRUM 4285 12 12 2 103 PLAYPEN (435)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BINKIE 4298 16 7 2 98 PLAYPEN (435)
TIPPI TURTLE 4351 13 4 0 94 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 16 21 1 87 BIO WARFARE (439)
WHITE FANG 4353 12 12 0 85 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ANDILLIA 4255 17 26 0 77 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
MICHAEL PALIN 2750 8 2 0 77 MONTY PYTHON (312)
GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 7 5 1 70 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 5 3 0 62 BIO WARFARE (439)
SPONGEBOB 4367 5 7 0 62 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 12 24 0 60 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAMPER PACKER 4284 11 13 0 52 PLAYPEN (435)
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 6 1 0 50 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
SHLEPROCK 4376 5 4 0 48 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CRACK BABY 4279 8 12 0 44 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
E COLI 4343 4 5 0 33 BIO WARFARE (439)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FELICITY 3981 2 0 1 22 WON'T SEE TV (404)
-THE VIEW 3983 1 1 1 21 WON'T SEE TV (404)
GERBENT 4401 3 6 0 15 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-7TH HEAVEN 3982 1 0 0 15 WON'T SEE TV (404)
YARD APE 4408 1 0 1 9 PLAYPEN (435)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUNT 492 0 1 0 1 YARD APE 4408 546 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOLGI APPARATUS was devastated by BINKIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIPPI TURTLE unbelievably bested WHITE FANG in a 5 minute Challenge battle.
CYTOPLASMIC overpowered ANDILLIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SHLEPROCK was bested by ENCLOPLASMIC in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SPONGEBOB devastated CHICHI-HOOEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
E COLI overpowered GERBENT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
MITOCHONDRIAC was viciously subdued by TANTRUM in a 6 minute expert's Title fight.
MICHAEL PALIN won victory over NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute duel.
CRACK BABY luckily beat THE HONEST MERCHANT in a dull 12 minute gory duel.
PAMPER PACKER was savagely defeated by BURNT OUT HIPPIE in a 4 minute uneven match.
YARD APE killed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 1 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 11 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 21 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 15 - 18 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 546 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BINKIE 4298 16 7 2 98 PLAYPEN (435)
TOTAL PARRY TIPPI TURTLE 4351 13 4 0 94 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WALL OF STEEL MICHAEL PALIN 2750 8 2 0 77 MONTY PYTHON (312)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 7 5 1 70 BIO WARFARE (439)
AIMED BLOW BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 6 1 0 50 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was WHITE FANG 4353. The ten other most popular fighters were ENCLOPLASMIC
4307, TANTRUM 4285, BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402, MICHAEL PALIN 2750, E COLI 4343, BINKIE
4298, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, CYTOPLASMIC 4309, SPONGEBOB 4367, and YARD APE 4408.
The least popular fighter this week was CRACK BABY 4279. The other ten least popular
fighters were GERBENT 4401, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, ANDILLIA 4255, PAMPER PACKER 4284,
SHLEPROCK 4376, GOLGI APPARATUS 4342, YARD APE 4408, SPONGEBOB 4367, CYTOPLASMIC
4309, and TIPPI TURTLE 4351.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MITOCHONDRIAC (14-4333) BIO WARFARE (439)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI