DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/21/2006 Duedate: 09/02/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TIPPI TURTLE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4351) [15-4-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GOLGI APPARATUS POSITION IS EMPTY
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4342) [9-5-2,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC BWUCE REE
BIO WARFARE (439) FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4309) [17-22-1,99] (14-4388) [5-1-0,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 17
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 16 MONTY PYTHON (312)
3. BIO WARFARE (439) 11 Unchartered Team
4. MONTY PYTHON (312) 4
5. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 2 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MONTY PYTHON (312) 10 2 0 83.3 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 10 5 0
2/ 3 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 29 14 1 67.4 2/ 4 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 7 3 1
3- 4 PLAYPEN (435) 71 50 8 58.7 3/ 2 BIO WARFARE (439) 7 8 1
4/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 481 384 29 55.6 4- 3 PLAYPEN (435) 4 4 1
5/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 399 507 9 44.0 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 4 10 0
6/ 7 BIO WARFARE (439) 73 100 6 42.2 6/ 6 MONTY PYTHON (312) 3 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of TOBIR! Once again I've been called out of retirement for
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with BURNT OUT HIPPIE? He
actually beat FOREIGN LEGION's ITALIAN STALLION, and walked away with 17 more points
from the fight. Laughs were big at THE DEATH SQUAD while they watched BURNT OUT
HIPPIE clobber ITALIAN STALLION. He lost 16 points and got bruised from objects
thrown from the stands. BIO WARFARE's hatred of THE DEATH SQUAD surfaced again as
CYTOPLASMIC challenged TOBIR's top dog. CYTOPLASMIC was reminded on the sands why
TIPPI TURTLE is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice
on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
THE DEATH SQUAD. Management must be dealin', as the boys at BIO WARFARE ain't
reelin'! THE DEATH SQUAD's mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, ANDILLIA! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt
you. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that MICHAEL
PALIN gets in. He fights people like ANDILLIA, 9 points below. I thought MICHAEL
PALIN showed great skill and promise when he won victory over ANDILLIA. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? So FOREIGN LEGION sent WONG WAY to the Dark Arena. Big deal.
Plenty more fighters where WONG WAY came from. Dime a dozen... Now, Spyreporters...
WHITE FANG, with hers forgettable 12-14-0, was killed by GOLGI APPARATUS in a
forgettable match. THE DOGHOUSE didn't seem to mind very much. The ultimate victory
is one that results in death. GOLGI APPARATUS of knows this. Will THE DOGHOUSE
attempt a Bloodfeud? Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You
young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIPPI TURTLE 4351 15 4 0 106 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 9 5 2 116 BIO WARFARE (439)
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 17 22 1 99 BIO WARFARE (439)
-TANTRUM 4285 12 13 2 96 PLAYPEN (435)
MICHAEL PALIN 2750 10 2 0 91 MONTY PYTHON (312)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDILLIA 4255 17 28 0 79 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SPONGEBOB 4367 7 7 0 79 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-BINKIE 4298 16 8 2 75 PLAYPEN (435)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 13 25 0 69 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 7 2 0 66 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 6 4 0 65 BIO WARFARE (439)
DANISH PASTRY 4400 6 4 0 61 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-PAMPER PACKER 4284 12 13 0 57 PLAYPEN (435)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BWUCE REE 4388 5 1 0 47 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 9 1 0 46 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
SHLEPROCK 4376 5 6 0 41 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CRACK BABY 4279 9 13 0 40 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
MAGINOT LINE 4393 3 3 0 35 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
E COLI 4343 4 7 0 27 BIO WARFARE (439)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GERBENT 4401 4 7 0 23 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SCRUFF 4421 2 0 0 9 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-YARD APE 4408 1 1 1 9 PLAYPEN (435)
RED BLOOD CELL 4420 0 2 0 2 BIO WARFARE (439)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WHITE FANG 4353 12 14 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 548
WONG WAY 4389 6 3 1 FOREIGN LEGION 445 WURM KIN 518 548 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Cytoplasmic -- For the skills, I will take the loss. -- White Fang
P.S. Right, like I had a choice....
P.P.S. You know, I don't think that's my strategy. Maybe I should change it.
Spongebob -- The way you soak up the skills is a reproach to us all. I'll have to
work on that myself. -- Chichi-Hooey
P.S. Of course, I'm not sure you could teach your way out of a paper
bag. You'd probably get everything backward, like a blotting paper.
Michael Palin -- (recoiling quickly) You're a snake? I hate snakes! Euwh, get away
from me! -- Andillia, snake-o-phobe extraordinaire
P.S. Especially pythons.
Maginot Line -- Ah. What I expected but not, alas, what I was prepared for. Drat.
-- Gerbent
P.S. Too bad you're a golem, or I'd invite you to go get mokus with me.
Red Blood Cell -- Gods, did you see what the Commission DID to me? They say I'm a
CAT. I might be scarred for life by that. -- Scruff
P.S. I may be scruffy, but *I* know I'm a dog, and don't you forget it. Best friend
to the canopener.
Amazing, not a single standby fought today! That's not what we've come to expect
here, but it's good. Let's keep that up. -- Leeta, The Doghouse
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WONG WAY was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CYTOPLASMIC was unbelievably bested by TIPPI TURTLE in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
MICHAEL PALIN won victory over ANDILLIA in a 1 minute master's Challenge brawl.
BURNT OUT HIPPIE overpowered ITALIAN STALLION in a 1 minute Challenge match.
RED BLOOD CELL was bested by SCRUFF in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
GOLGI APPARATUS butchered WHITE FANG in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ENCLOPLASMIC was defeated by SPONGEBOB in a action packed 1 minute melee.
CHICHI-HOOEY vanquished SHLEPROCK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CRACK BABY was savagely defeated by BWUCE REE in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
DANISH PASTRY overpowered CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
E COLI was luckily beaten by MAGINOT LINE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
GERBENT devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 15 - 0 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 23 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY TIPPI TURTLE 4351 15 4 0 106 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 9 5 2 116 BIO WARFARE (439)
WALL OF STEEL MICHAEL PALIN 2750 10 2 0 91 MONTY PYTHON (312)
AIMED BLOW BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 7 2 0 66 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 6 4 0 65 BIO WARFARE (439)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was BWUCE REE 4388. The ten other most popular fighters were CYTOPLASMIC 4309,
E COLI 4343, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, SPONGEBOB 4367, DANISH PASTRY
4400, MICHAEL PALIN 2750, GOLGI APPARATUS 4342, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, and BURNT OUT
HIPPIE 4402.
The least popular fighter this week was MAGINOT LINE 4393. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRACK BABY 4279, WHITE FANG 4353, ITALIAN STALLION 4399,
SHLEPROCK 4376, ANDILLIA 4255, WONG WAY 4389, GERBENT 4401, SCRUFF 4421, RED BLOOD
CELL 4420, and BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402.