DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/02/2006 Duedate: 10/14/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-551
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GOLGI APPARATUS
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4342) [12-5-2,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GOLGI APPARATUS POSITION IS EMPTY
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4342) [12-5-2,128]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC BWUCE REE
BIO WARFARE (439) FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4309) [18-24-1,81] (14-4388) [7-1-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FOREIGN LEGION (445)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 43
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 18 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
3. CROC FILES 3 (399) 0 Unchartered Team
4. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 0
5. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 MONTY PYTHON (312) 11 2 0 84.6 1/ 1 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 10 0 0
2/ 2 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 39 14 1 73.6 2/ 2 BIO WARFARE (439) 8 7 1
3- 3*NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 3 2 0 60.0 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 6 9 0
4- 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 483 387 29 55.5 4- 5*NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 3 2 0
5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 405 516 9 44.0 5- 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 2 3 0
6/ 6 BIO WARFARE (439) 81 107 7 43.1 6- 7*CROC FILES 3 (399) 2 3 0
7- 7*CROC FILES 3 (399) 2 3 0 40.0 7- 6 MONTY PYTHON (312) 1 0 0
8- 8*DISNEY'S BABES (369) 2 4 0 33.3 8- 8*DISNEY'S BABES (369) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in TOBIR.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey everybody,
watch out for DANISH PASTRY, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing
CYTOPLASMIC like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in
the top ten was CYTOPLASMIC, who dropped 22 points after a disappointing (to say the
least) bout with DANISH PASTRY. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but
bloody knuckles was THE DOGHOUSE's CHICHI-HOOEY, who was turned away from the
Duelmastership by GOLGI APPARATUS. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body,
so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THE DEATH SQUAD, please raise you
hand. Wow. Does TOBIR really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BIO WARFARE beats feet every time THE DEATH
SQUAD smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been real,
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 12 5 2 128 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TIPPI TURTLE 4351 16 4 0 112 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-MICHAEL PALIN 2750 11 2 0 93 MONTY PYTHON (312)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANISH PASTRY 4400 8 4 0 90 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ANDILLIA 4255 18 30 0 88 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 18 24 1 81 BIO WARFARE (439)
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 7 6 0 77 BIO WARFARE (439)
-SPONGEBOB 4367 7 8 0 76 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 8 2 0 74 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 14 27 0 73 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BWUCE REE 4388 7 1 0 58 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 11 1 0 52 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-CRACK BABY 4279 9 14 0 41 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
MAGINOT LINE 4393 5 3 0 41 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
E COLI 4343 5 9 0 40 BIO WARFARE (439)
-SHLEPROCK 4376 5 7 0 39 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED BLOOD CELL 4420 2 3 1 28 BIO WARFARE (439)
GERBENT 4401 5 9 0 24 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN WINTER 4443 2 0 0 21 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-LOVELIFE 4428 1 0 0 20 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
TIPAR KUROO 4465 1 0 0 15 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-KOKO THE BRUISER 4430 1 0 0 13 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
SCRUFF 4421 3 2 0 11 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ANASTASIA 3452 1 0 0 10 DISNEY'S BABES (369)
-CONNIE 3908 1 0 0 9 CROC FILES 3 (399)
-DAISY 3907 1 0 0 7 CROC FILES 3 (399)
-100% 4429 1 0 0 6 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-SHOWSTOPPER 4427 0 1 0 1 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MONTY 3911 0 1 0 1 CROC FILES 3 (399)
-MURRY 3909 0 1 0 1 CROC FILES 3 (399)
-CELBRATE LIFE 4431 0 1 0 1 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ACCO 3910 0 1 0 1 CROC FILES 3 (399)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WHITE FANG 4353 12 14 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 548
RED FANG 4444 1 1 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 RED BLOOD CELL 4420 550
PERSONAL ADS
E Coli -- That's the last time I buy a hotdog from a dwarf. I was SOOO sick all last
night! -- Gerbent
P.S. Damn straight I surrendered! Once you knocked me down, I knew it was all over.
You runts always jump on those of us who have the good taste to be tall, if you get
the chance. Well, I'm not having anything like that.
Red Blood Cell -- Well, darn! You weren't supposed to take them ALL! You were
really taking your "always-defeated" record seriously, weren't you? -- Ghost of Red
Fang
P.S. So, what do I have now? Ectoplasmic blood cells? Hmm, are you by any chance
some kind of vampire? I mean, biting on the neck like that, a guy's gotta wonder.
Will I rise again, a vampire myself?
Encloplasmic -- How can I fight you when I don't even know what you are? You SOUND
like some kind of encyclopedia of plasmics, but I'm just not UP for fighting an
encyclopedia, so please be something else. -- Andilla
I call that selfish and unkind! There was the Kung-Fu Master, a fellow Convincian,
he had more than a minute, and he didn't teach me one damned thing except to
recognize him as a troublemaker and stingy. Bummer. -- Chichi-Hooey
Acco -- Where'd you come from? Are you staying? I've always liked chasing lizards.
-- Scruff
P.S. I bet you'd make good boots. You ever study boot-making? It's a well-paying
job, if you're good at it.
4 September 2006
Civil War/The Crusades
The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning
November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their
warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the
following manner: A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker. Names simply beginning with
the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed! Existing teams
are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena
or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams. There will
be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free
Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible. This along with the DA
round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers. After the DA there will
be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving,
warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1. So as
a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules:
The Civil War to be held in arena 14.
- The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties).
- No tourney participation allowed. Teams with warriors participating in any
tournament are disqualified.
- An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders. No later
substitutions are allowed.
- If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and
his side will fight one team short!
- Three factions will be participating: Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades
- Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of
the warrior)
- Turn DA: (The DA Round) November 25, 2006. Every warrior must DA. (Warriors not
DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified)
- Turn 0: December 9th, 2006. There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to
allow for challenges on turn 1.
- Turn 1+: Scoring as detailed below
- Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team.
- Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation.
- The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for
the most points then no Battle Points are accrued)
- The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war
- Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on
a warrior on their contest team. This must be applied within a month of the
conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of
the contest.
Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the
duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be
planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or
place a personal ad in the arena. You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards!
Let me know which faction you would like to fight for! This contest is intended to
be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and
determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal
14 September 2006
I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
I am looking to recover some old warriors. Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything. I just want to see how they turned out.
The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388
Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.
25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light. Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth. YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!! The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats. It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us! I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face! Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENCLOPLASMIC was bested by ANDILLIA in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
GOLGI APPARATUS vanquished CHICHI-HOOEY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CYTOPLASMIC was subdued by DANISH PASTRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGINOT LINE outwaited CHEERFUL FAN in a unpopular 12 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
ITALIAN STALLION bested E COLI in a 2 minute duel.
BWUCE REE savagely defeated CHEERFUL FAN in a 4 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
GERBENT was unbelievably bested by RUSSIAN WINTER in a 3 minute melee.
RED BLOOD CELL viciously subdued SCRUFF in a popular 2 minute brutal novice's duel.
TIPAR KUROO handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 1 - 1 86 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 12 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 24 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 14 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 1 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 12 5 2 128 BIO WARFARE (439)
STRIKING ATTACK ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 7 6 0 77 BIO WARFARE (439)
WALL OF STEEL ITALIAN STALLION 4399 11 1 0 52 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
TOTAL PARRY MAGINOT LINE 4393 5 3 0 41 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was BWUCE REE 4388. The ten other most popular fighters were GERBENT 4401, RED
BLOOD CELL 4420, E COLI 4343, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, ANDILLIA 4255, GOLGI APPARATUS 4342,
CYTOPLASMIC 4309, DANISH PASTRY 4400, ITALIAN STALLION 4399, and RUSSIAN WINTER 4443.
The least popular fighter this week was MAGINOT LINE 4393. The other ten least
popular fighters were CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, SCRUFF 4421, TIPAR KUROO 4465, RUSSIAN
WINTER 4443, ITALIAN STALLION 4399, DANISH PASTRY 4400, CYTOPLASMIC 4309, GOLGI
APPARATUS 4342, ANDILLIA 4255, and ENCLOPLASMIC 4307.