DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/13/2006 Duedate: 11/25/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-554
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GOLGI APPARATUS
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4342) [15-5-2,141]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GOLGI APPARATUS LOVELIFE
BIO WARFARE (439) NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4342) [15-5-2,141] (14-4428) [3-0-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC GERBENT
BIO WARFARE (439) THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4309) [20-25-1,86] (14-4401) [6-11-0,31]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIO WARFARE (439)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 18
2. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 11 BIO WARFARE (439)
3. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 0 Unchartered Team
4. BIO WARFARE (439) -43
NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 43 15 1 74.1 1/ 1 BIO WARFARE (439) 10 5 1
2/ 2*NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 8 6 0 57.1 2/ 4*NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 5 4 0
3/ 3 BIO WARFARE (439) 91 112 8 44.8 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 5 10 0
4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 410 526 9 43.8 4- 2 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 4 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of TOBIR! Once again I've been called out of retirement for
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with SHOWSTOPPER? He actually
beat THE DOGHOUSE's TIPAR KUROO, and walked away with 15 more points from the fight.
Laughs were big at TOBIR while they watched KUNG-FU MASTER clobber ENCLOPLASMIC. He
lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. CHICHI-HOOEY was
reminded on the sands why GOLGI APPARATUS is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to hear
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. E COLI looked pretty sick and surprised when he
learned BIO WARFARE is sending him to the Dark Arena! Whadd'he expect with a 7-9-1?
Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so
gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 15 5 2 141 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDILLIA 4255 19 32 0 97 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-DANISH PASTRY 4400 9 4 0 95 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 20 25 1 86 BIO WARFARE (439)
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 9 7 0 76 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 14 30 0 72 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ITALIAN STALLION 4399 12 1 0 55 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-BWUCE REE 4388 7 2 0 54 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
-MAGINOT LINE 4393 6 3 0 43 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
LOVELIFE 4428 3 0 0 40 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GERBENT 4401 6 11 0 31 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
RED BLOOD CELL 4420 3 5 1 31 BIO WARFARE (439)
SCRUFF 4421 5 3 0 29 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-RUSSIAN WINTER 4443 3 0 0 25 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOWSTOPPER 4427 1 2 0 21 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
100% 4429 2 1 0 17 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
KOKO THE BRUISER 4430 2 1 0 10 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
TIPAR KUROO 4465 2 2 0 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
E COLI 4343 7 10 1 BIO WARFARE 439 STONE GOLEM 517 554 NONE
RED FANG 4444 1 1 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 RED BLOOD CELL 4420 550 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Golgi Apparatus -- Yeah, yeah, I know, I heard. All the cutting edge and stuff.
(wince) I did notice the "cutting edge" part. I didn't like it, though. -- Andillia
Enclopasmic -- Well, it still sounds to me like you're talking with your mouth full
of oreos. -- Chichi-Hooey
P.S. You do know what oreos are, don't you? Even a dwarf should know! They're
those orange and blue birds. Very flashy, maybe even garish. But some people like
them.
Red Blood Cell -- I hope they lock you up in one. -- Gerbent
100% -- You dwarves do have strange names. I guess if that's what makes your tail
wag, go for it. -- Scruff
Showstopper -- Huh, I'd think if anyone could half-step, it'd be a half-elf. -- Tipar
Kuroo
And this is hail and farewell from us to you, as my notes indicate that you will be
starting your contest in the next turn or two. Since I don't do contests, I leave
you to it. May you enjoy yourselves hugely. -- Leeta, The Doghouse
20 October 2006
In accordance with those rules set forth by the Lady of the Realm, I hereby announce
the formation of a small group of managers calling themselves "The Outsiders". The
group consists of the following members:
Doc LeGrande
Apex
Street Legal
Carnage
Ghoti
Roadkill
Valamond
This group has only one rule. Respect the play of the managers of this
alliance. We have no worries about not playing by the rules set forth by others. We
fight the way we like, and all those in this group appreciate what tools each manager
brings. We have managers from the Delarquan, Andorian and Free Blade regions. We
have managers that focus on the tournament arenas, and we have those that focus on
the regular city arenas. We have those in our ranks that fight with honor and
respect for all, and we have those that have a bloodlust that cannot be quenched.
Our goal is simple. To create a ensemble of managers that will show their
prowess in the land of Alastari, and to bring a new level of competition to all those
that share the sands with our warriors. Our warriors are many throughout the land.
We have no home arena. We have no pacts we abide by. Our fighters range from
Mordant to Talcama, from Lapur to Lyratilan, Aruak City to Valamantis, the Primus
arena to Talahya, and many more arenas throughout the land.
Whether we are sought out or ignored makes no difference to us. We are what we
are. We fight how we fight. And we do it however we wish. We have no rules. We
have no leader or ruler. Be prepared. We are.
20 October 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire respond thus to the Avengers of the Light:
Where are you? EACH AND EVERY Dark Knight can be found in arenas 31 and 52. Your
pretty words mean less than nothing if you won't fight. EVERY Dark Knight is more
than willing to back up their talk. So...we give you three turns in either 31 or 52,
REPEAT 31 or 52 to show up or shut up. If you don't show we'll let all of Alastari
know the Avengers are indeed cowards! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone. I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5. Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.
10 November 2006
The Quest of the Best has come to an end. Dark Knight Toker, host of the Quest,
wants to proclaim the Ultimate Victor and give a listing of prize winners.
Lady Fern and her Flower Girls of the Consortium are the Ultimate Victors of the
Quest. Well fought and there's nothing like coming from behind to leave us all in
the dust. Can't wait to see you defend your title! (wink)
Here is a complete list of managers who placed in prize positions:
1) Lady Fern, mgr. Flower Girls
2) Le Pentarque, mgr. Blood & Guts!
3) Crip, mgr. Otto's Parts
4) D.K. Heathen Hatebred, mgr. Odin's Chosen
5) Ghab, mgr. Assassin Nation
6) Fanthayne, mgr. Dark Raiders
7) D.K. Toker, mgr. Silver Knights
8) D.K. Wasby, mgr. Bronze Knights
9) The Expatriate, mgr. Bleak Legion
10) Still the Distilled, mgr. Springborne Fair
Thanks to all that had the gall to show up, but I really want to thank the
managers that had the mettle to survive and not run when they started getting their
butt handed to them.
Respect to All.
Quest #1 host,
Dark Knight Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
E COLI was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOLGI APPARATUS demolished CHICHI-HOOEY in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
CYTOPLASMIC was defeated by ANDILLIA in a 1 minute master's duel.
ENCLOPLASMIC was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
RED BLOOD CELL was defeated by LOVELIFE in a 1 minute match.
GERBENT bested 100% in a 1 minute brawl.
SCRUFF vanquished KOKO THE BRUISER in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
SHOWSTOPPER beat TIPAR KUROO in a popular 1 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 8 - 0 72 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 24 - 2 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 554 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 15 5 2 141 BIO WARFARE (439)
STRIKING ATTACK ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 9 7 0 76 BIO WARFARE (439)
SLASHING ATTACK LOVELIFE 4428 3 0 0 40 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was E COLI 4343. The ten other most popular fighters were GERBENT 4401, KOKO
THE BRUISER 4430, SHOWSTOPPER 4427, GOLGI APPARATUS 4342, ANDILLIA 4255, ENCLOPLASMIC
4307, LOVELIFE 4428, TIPAR KUROO 4465, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, and CYTOPLASMIC 4309.
The least popular fighter this week was SCRUFF 4421. The other ten least popular
fighters were 100% 4429, RED BLOOD CELL 4420, CYTOPLASMIC 4309, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270,
TIPAR KUROO 4465, LOVELIFE 4428, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, ANDILLIA 4255, GOLGI APPARATUS
4342, and SHOWSTOPPER 4427.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GOLGI APPARATUS (14-4342) BIO WARFARE (439)