DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2007 Duedate: 04/14/2007
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-564
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHICHI-HOOEY
THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4270) [18-36-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHICHI-HOOEY POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4270) [18-36-0,103]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHICHI-HOOEY APOLLO'S APPRENTICE
THE DOGHOUSE (188) OLYMPIANS (320)
(14-4270) [18-36-0,103] (14-4500) [2-1-0,24]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLYMPIANS (320) 40
2. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 19 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BIO WARFARE (439) 0
5. RIO VIST REC LEAGUE (460) 0 WHITE STORM (417)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 23 23 2 50.0 1/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 9 6 0
2/ 3 OLYMPIANS (320) 103 107 3 49.0 2/ 3 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 7 2 1
3/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 438 548 9 44.4 3/ 1 OLYMPIANS (320) 7 8 0
4- 4 BIO WARFARE (439) 103 129 11 44.4 4- 5 BIO WARFARE (439) 1 2 1
5- 6*RIO VIST REC LEAGU (460) 0 1 0 0.0 5- 6*RIO VIST REC LEAGU (460) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
How strange. A war flail? Have I always carried this? But it does appear to
be working, so perhaps I shouldn't question things.
Yours was a valiant effort, Lady Dorothy, but, let's face it, I'm great.
Chichi-Hooey
P.S. By the way, congratulations on your ascension to agelessness. People tell me
agelessness is good; myself, I question this. To age more slowly, yes, I could see
it, but... not if all one does with the extended span is practice for and engage in
gladiatorial duels. That strikes me as likely to become really tedious, because it
already is really tedious here. Still, to each his or her own. (But not its own,
golems don't have owns.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TOBIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, OLYMPIANS, since THE
DOGHOUSE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see LOVELIFE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, APOLLO'S APPRENTICE beat ECHANOSARAH and ECHANOSARAH lost 7 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, TOBIR may be getting bland,
as CHICHI-HOOEY stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in TOBIR to get a drink than The Deeproot Inn!
Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of TOBIR.
I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 18 36 0 103 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHOWSTOPPER 4427 7 3 2 72 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIPAR KUROO 4465 8 6 0 56 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SCRUFF 4421 13 5 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LOVELIFE 4428 6 4 0 48 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
GERBENT 4401 10 17 0 47 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-100% 4429 5 5 0 34 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATREUS 4083 5 1 0 31 OLYMPIANS (320)
-RED BLOOD CELL 4420 4 11 2 25 BIO WARFARE (439)
CLYTEMNAESTRA 4089 2 3 0 25 OLYMPIANS (320)
APOLLO'S APPRENTICE 4500 2 1 0 24 OLYMPIANS (320)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LRB 4488 2 2 0 22 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
ECHANOSARAH 4490 3 4 0 13 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-PROTOPLASMIC 4504 1 0 1 12 BIO WARFARE (439)
-VACUOLE 4482 1 0 0 9 BIO WARFARE (439)
DAEDELUS 4507 1 0 0 7 OLYMPIANS (320)
-STRONG ARM STEADY 4491 0 1 0 2 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
PERSEPHONE 4508 0 1 0 1 OLYMPIANS (320)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WHITE BLOOD CELL 4477 4 3 0 BIO WARFARE 439 SHOWSTOPPER 4427 563
PERSONAL ADS
Civilized Criminal? Dog my cats, he's a menace! He's insidious, and a lot too
smart. He's probably a danger to civilization as we know it. He should be strung up
by his toes and tickled relentlessly by the sober and scientific monks of Mount
Grozel and the residue fed to the invincibly stupid and slothful mollusks who dwell
in the depths of the lake at Riztab. Just for starters. -- Gerbent
A Cheerful Fan is, I don't know, a contradiction? An offense? The whole idea just
seems wrong, somehow. What does he have to be cheerful about? Why isn't he sharing
it? Good things should be shared, or at least the pleasure should. Why isn't he
jumping up and down and wagging his tail? (sigh) It's all some kind of pose, isn't
it? He isn't really cheerful, and he probably isn't really a fan. Such duplicity!
I don't know if I can stand it. -- Scruff
The Delarquan Sailor just wants to go home, and I think he should. -- Tipar Kuroo
P.S. By land. The Beach Rescue Squad is tired of pulling him out of the water. If
he can't swim and is afraid of boats, why doesn't he just go by land?
I think it's just WRONG that the Fratsfan Noble isn't Fratsfan. Of course, he's too
SHORT to be a true Fratsfan, and much too dark, but still, it's just WRONG. Maybe he
could be some other standby, and we could get a REAL Fratsfan in here. I'd like to
chop up a real Fratsfan. They're so conceited! I'd ENJOY it. -- Echanosarah
Protoplasmic -- Stop that! Do you think Polite Beggars grow on TREES? -- Arenamaster
Vashku
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHICHI-HOOEY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SCRUFF won victory over ATREUS in a 2 minute battle.
GERBENT was handily defeated by LOVELIFE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TIPAR KUROO vanquished CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ECHANOSARAH was defeated by APOLLO'S APPRENTICE in a exciting 2 minute fight.
CLYTEMNAESTRA devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
DAEDELUS defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a unpopular 6 minute novice's struggle.
PERSEPHONE was overcome by TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 1 76 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 3 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 22 - 0 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 14 - 2 22 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 564 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TIPAR KUROO 4465 8 6 0 56 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY SCRUFF 4421 13 5 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SLASHING ATTACK LOVELIFE 4428 6 4 0 48 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHICHI-HOOEY 4270. The most popular warrior this
turn was APOLLO'S APPRENTICE 4500. The ten other most popular fighters were ATREUS
4083, ECHANOSARAH 4490, CLYTEMNAESTRA 4089, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, SCRUFF 4421, LOVELIFE
4428, TIPAR KUROO 4465, PERSEPHONE 4508, GERBENT 4401, and DAEDELUS 4507.
The least popular fighter this week was DAEDELUS 4507. The other ten least popular
fighters were GERBENT 4401, PERSEPHONE 4508, TIPAR KUROO 4465, LOVELIFE 4428, SCRUFF
4421, CHICHI-HOOEY 4270, CLYTEMNAESTRA 4089, ECHANOSARAH 4490, ATREUS 4083, and
APOLLO'S APPRENTICE 4500.