DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2007    Duedate: 06/09/2007

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-568

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OPUNTIA
PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
(14-3850) [11-1-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OPUNTIA                        GRUNT 3
PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)        MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
(14-3850) [11-1-0,119]         (14-4512) [2-0-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RUDE CUSTOMER                  FRANK ONO
PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)        MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
(14-3810) [17-12-1,102]        (14-4509) [2-0-1,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DOGHOUSE (188)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          21
2. PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)     13      PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
3. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)      11      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)      6
5. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)      0      MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)    8   2  1 80.0   1/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        9  6 0
 2/ 2 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)   22  12  1 64.7   2/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)   8  2 1
 3/ 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  244 146 18 62.6   3/ 4 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)   7  3 0
 4/ 3 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)  117  88 11 57.1   4/ 2 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    6  8 2
 5- 4 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)  256 205 17 55.5   5/ 5 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)   2  2 0
 6/ 5 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    32  33  4 49.2   6- 6 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)   1  1 0
 7/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       450 556  9 44.7   7/ 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   0  1 0
 8- 7*IN MY IPOD... (450)        0   1  0  0.0   8- 7*IN MY IPOD... (450)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TOBIR.  MVP award for GINKOR?  THE 
DOGHOUSE's proud of him after beating ARLO OLSON and getting 19 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  TIPAR KUROO got smashed by CHEERFUL FAN, and lost 19 points!  
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think OPUNTIA should let 
SHOWSTOPPER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of PISSED PIZZA GUYS must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Is there some deep dark secret why PLANTARUM ANDORIA's been avoiding PISSED PIZZA 
GUYS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPUNTIA 3850                 11   1  0   119       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUDE CUSTOMER 3810           17  12  1   102       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
 SHOWSTOPPER 4427              9   5  2    92       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINDOW WING SIGN 3876        10   3  3    85       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-MOLYNEUX 3921                19  14  0    77       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-ABBOTT 4131                   8   1  1    69       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 SCRUFF 4421                  17   5  0    68       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181       5   1  0    65       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-WESTON 4137                   5   3  1    59       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 LOVELIFE 4428                 7   7  0    57       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 $2 A GALLON GAS 3884          8   3  0    54       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
 100% 4429                     8   6  1    48       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-ONOCLEA 3849                  3   2  0    44       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-GEORGE FOREMUN 4187           5   1  0    41       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 ECHANOSARAH 4490              7   4  0    40       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 TIPAR KUROO 4465             10   8  0    38       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FAKE PHONE NUMBER 3839        9  10  1    38       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
 THE COUGAREAT 3885            6   3  1    38       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LRB 4488                      4   4  0    29       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 STEWART 4213                  3   1  1    27       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNT 3 4512                  2   0  0    23       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 SMILAX 3852                   2   4  0    22       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-SPIDER MUN 4186               4   1  0    21       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 GINKOR 4515                   1   1  0    20       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LEO POWERS 4513               2   0  0    19       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 FRANK ONO 4509                2   0  1    18       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
-BAMBAM MUN 4182               4   2  0    14       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-DRIMYS 3841                   2   2  1    14       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
 ARLO OLSON 4511               1   1  0     4       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 GRUNT 4 4510                  1   1  0     4       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 WHOLE MUTT 4516               0   2  0     2       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-MUN OVER BOARD 4219           0   1  0     1       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GERBENT 4401          11 18 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188      100% 4429             566         
JOHNNY CASH 4423       0  1 0 IN MY IPOD... 450     STRONG ARM STEAD 4491 566 NONE    
STRONG ARM STEAD 4491  1  3 1 NO-HALF STEPPING 451  FRANK ONO 4509        567         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wuapinmon -- I am not afraid of anyone, especially you, Wuapinmon, that being said.
I have been gone for so long due to my budget.  I'm sure you all can relate.  I will
only be back on a limited basis.  But for all to know I am back to take back my town.
If you all didn't know, Tobir is my town.  It was when I was here before and it is
now that I am back. -- the Mun, mgr. All the Mun's Men and Otago Highlanders

100% -- I don't think that you were trying all that hard.  Maybe 70% - 75%. -- Frosty
the Snowmun

$2 a Gallon Gas -- I think that you are behind the times.  Don't you mean something
more like $4 a Gallon Gas.  Just a thought. -- the Mun

Lovelife -- I've heard of stuff like that.  It must be terribly distracting.  Well, I
know it is, because I see humans being distracted by it all the time.  You should do
something about it. -- Scruff
P.S.  I've given the matter a little thought, and what it looks like to ME is, the
problem is all the emotional stuff you mix into it.  Get rid of that and it's just
like, well, scratching a good itch or something.  You do it, and it feels good, and
then you forget about it.

This is totally WRONG!  That Cheerful Fan was armed with (horrified gasp and whimper)
a ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER!  I KNOW the Commission doesn't list newspapers as weapons, so
how come the Fan had one?  Why didn't Arenamaster Vashku stop him?  I've been a Good
Dog, I don't deserve this! -- Tipar Kuroo
P.S.  Okay, so it was a rolled up arena newsletter, the principle is the same.

The Cult Member might, not for certain, but he MIGHT have done better if he hadn't
delayed to carve cryptic symbols on the shield issued him by the Commission.  Sure, I
never hit that shield.  So?  I hit HIM often enough! -- Echanosarah

Grunt 4 -- Okay, I grunted four times.  Now what? -- Whole Mutt, trying to figure out
what's happening and why
P.S.  Cancel that "why," I don't have the time for that.  It's going to take all my
efforts to figure out WHAT.

Leo Powers -- (jumping back, started and alarmed)  Leo?  You're a LION?  That's a
really big cat, right?  I don't think I'm up for dealing with really big cats today,
because I'm trying to figure out how I can possibly be a dwarf and over six feet
tall.  This is too confusing. -- Ginkor

Grunt 3 -- Your actions anent one of our Clean, Polite, and Eminently Deserving
Beggars were ill-considered, unnecessarily harsh, and just plain rude.  Ten coppers
was not an unreasonable request.  By your behavior, you have incurred the enmity of
all Beggars everywhere. -- Cheulian Asri, Chief Spokesman for the Beggars' Guild

Arlo Olson -- Fine.  Be that way.  See if I care.  Now YOU can be Hero-On-Call for
the next two weeks. -- Tomath Woodman, Convincian Hero

Echanosarah -- I don't know what went wrong.  I'm sure I did the sigil correctly, and
you shouldn't have been able to touch me, and yet, you hit me five times.  Either I
have been cursed due to a slight--very slight--lapse in my devotions, or...I see it
now!  You are a follower of the Golden Jackal, Dread Enemy of our Cult!  You are the
agent and embodiment of all we abhor!  We will GET you, Echanosarah, have no doubt of
it! -- Snelerith, Member in Good Standing (mostly) of the Cult of the Crooked Bone

Tipar Kuroo -- Those were my FAVORITE slippers!  Bad Dog, BAD! -- Timmins, Usually
Cheerful Fan

Window Wing Sign -- I will forgive you in return for a pizza with sausage and
pineapple, delivered hot. -- Marianne, Virginal Concubine
P.S.  You could stay and share it with me, you know.

Rude Customer -- But...what did I ever do to you?  I've never even SEEN you before,
so how could you hate me so? -- Percy Stonebender, Khalhums Dwarf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OPUNTIA devastated SHOWSTOPPER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RUDE CUSTOMER demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
WINDOW WING SIGN lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's brawl.
TIPAR KUROO was overpowered by CHEERFUL FAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCRUFF outwaited $2 A GALLON GAS in a 8 minute gruesome brawl.
FAKE PHONE NUMBER was overpowered by LOVELIFE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
100% bested STEWART in a 2 minute veteran vs. beginner competition.
ECHANOSARAH won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute duel.
THE COUGAREAT vanquished SMILAX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LRB vanquished GRUNT 4 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHOLE MUTT was savagely defeated by FRANK ONO in a 3 minute gory beginner's match.
ARLO OLSON was overpowered by GINKOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRUNT 3 devastated CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LEO POWERS demolished CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  2      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  20 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 568 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    OPUNTIA 3850               11   1  0  119 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
PARRY-LUNGE      RUDE CUSTOMER 3810         17  12  1  102 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHOWSTOPPER 4427            9   5  2   92 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
TOTAL PARRY      SCRUFF 4421                17   5  0   68 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    100% 4429                   8   6  1   48 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
LUNGING ATTACK   ECHANOSARAH 4490            7   4  0   40 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
BASHING ATTACK   THE COUGAREAT 3885          6   3  1   38 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RUDE CUSTOMER 3810.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FRANK ONO 4509.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUDE CUSTOMER 
3810, SCRUFF 4421, 100% 4429, ECHANOSARAH 4490, GINKOR 4515, OPUNTIA 3850, 
SHOWSTOPPER 4427, LOVELIFE 4428, STEWART 4213, and THE COUGAREAT 3885.

The least popular fighter this week was $2 A GALLON GAS 3884.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ARLO OLSON 4511, WHOLE MUTT 4516, GRUNT 4 4510, SMILAX 3852, 
FAKE PHONE NUMBER 3839, TIPAR KUROO 4465, LRB 4488, WINDOW WING SIGN 3876, LEO POWERS 
4513, and GRUNT 3 4512.