DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/11/2007    Duedate: 06/23/2007

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-569

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DANISH PASTRY
FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4400) [12-5-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DANISH PASTRY                  GRUNT 3
FOREIGN LEGION (445)           MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
(14-4400) [12-5-0,112]         (14-4512) [3-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BWUCE REE                      SHOWSTOPPER
FOREIGN LEGION (445)           NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4388) [11-2-0,102]         (14-4427) [9-6-2,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FOREIGN LEGION (445)        50
2. MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)     37      FOREIGN LEGION (445)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          17      Unchartered Team
4. PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)     15
5. ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)     12      MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)   12   3  1 80.0   1/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)  12  3 1
 2/ 0 FOREIGN LEGION (445)      58  19  2 75.3   2/ 3 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)   9  6 1
 3- 3 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  244 146 18 62.6   3/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        8  7 0
 4/ 2 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)   22  14  1 61.1   4/ 4 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    5  9 0
 5/ 4 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)  119  91 12 56.7   5/ 0 FOREIGN LEGION (445)      3  2 0
 6/ 5 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)  257 205 17 55.6   6/ 6 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)   2  1 0
 7/ 6 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    34  36  4 48.6   7/ 5 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)   2  4 0
 8/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       452 559  9 44.7   8- 7 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to THE DOGHOUSE, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the MEDAL OF HONOR A2 stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE 
COUGAREAT, who flew up 27 points in the rankings after mashing LOVELIFE like a melon. 
Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
SHOWSTOPPER, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
SCRUFF.  In front of all the crowds, DANISH PASTRY took the Duelmaster's crown for 
hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just 
get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena.  Did you 
hear that PISSED PIZZA GUYS was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of PISSED PIZZA GUYS' warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause PLANTARUM ANDORIA beats feet 
every time PISSED PIZZA GUYS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed 
LOVELIFE by the ear and took him away to a place where he won't need a coat.  Knowing 
when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road 
to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANISH PASTRY 4400           12   5  0   112       FOREIGN LEGION (445)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BWUCE REE 4388               11   2  0   102       FOREIGN LEGION (445)
 OPUNTIA 3850                 11   2  0    97       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUDE CUSTOMER 3810           17  13  1    90       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
 SCRUFF 4421                  18   5  0    88       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ITALIAN STALLION 4399        16   1  0    87       FOREIGN LEGION (445)
 SHOWSTOPPER 4427              9   6  2    81       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MOLYNEUX 3921                19  14  0    77       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 WINDOW WING SIGN 3876        10   4  3    77       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-ABBOTT 4131                   8   1  1    69       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COUGAREAT 3885            7   3  2    65       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181       5   1  0    65       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 $2 A GALLON GAS 3884          9   3  0    61       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-WESTON 4137                   5   3  1    59       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGINOT LINE 4393             8   4  0    54       FOREIGN LEGION (445)
 100% 4429                     9   6  1    53       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 LRB 4488                      5   4  0    50       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 ECHANOSARAH 4490              8   4  0    45       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ONOCLEA 3849                  3   2  0    44       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-GEORGE FOREMUN 4187           5   1  0    41       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 TIPAR KUROO 4465             10   9  0    39       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FAKE PHONE NUMBER 3839        9  11  1    39       PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNT 3 4512                  3   0  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 FRANK ONO 4509                3   0  1    29       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
-STEWART 4213                  3   1  1    27       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 LEO POWERS 4513               3   0  0    25       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMILAX 3852                   2   5  0    23       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-SPIDER MUN 4186               4   1  0    21       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-BAMBAM MUN 4182               4   2  0    14       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-DRIMYS 3841                   2   2  1    14       PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNT 4 4510                  2   1  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 MUN OVER BOARD 4219           1   1  0    13       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 GINKOR 4515                   1   2  0    10       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ARLO OLSON 4511               1   2  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
 WHOLE MUTT 4516               0   3  0     3       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 CODECRACKER 4518              0   1  0     1       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GERBENT 4401          11 18 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188      100% 4429             566         
LEONNE 4506            0  1 0 FOREIGN LEGION 445    SHEWISH GIANT 512     569 NONE    
LOVELIFE 4428          7  8 0 NO-HALF STEPPING 451  THE COUGAREAT 3885    569         
STRONG ARM STEAD 4491  1  3 1 NO-HALF STEPPING 451  FRANK ONO 4509        567         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wuapinmon -- I just wanted to say what a great first turn back for you and your guys.
5-0 is a great turn.  And then this last turn reality hit.  But good turn. -- the Mun

100% -- You were most defiantly going 100% this fight. -- Stewart

Cheerful Fan?  For the Good God's sake, why?  Oh...he won.  Well, I was taken aback
by his smirk, okay?  It gave me a grue. -- Tipar Kuroo

$2 a Gallon Gas -- Wow, that's a great price!  Where'd you find it? -- Scruff, asking
on behalf of my human, because, being a dog, I would really rather walk

Oh, dear.  The Ambitious Guard always seems like such...like an error in judgment.  A
BAD error in judgment.  I wish he'd quit. -- Echanosarah

Frank Ono -- Oh, no! -- Whole Mutt
P.S.  Well, what ELSE could I say?

Arlo Olson -- Forget that insurance stuff.  It's useless.  Besides, the Infirmary
doesn't accept it.  Gold on the operating table, that's what THEY want. -- Ginkor

Leo Powers and Grunt 1 -- You two didn't do a THING for my reputation here.  Gods
alone know what it's going to be like if I try to go HOME after this. -- Tomath
Woodman, Convincian Hero, and I earned that title the hard way

Echanosarah -- Ah, but you didn't ask what my ambition WAS, did you? -- Dacio
Torranz, Ambitious Guard
P.S.  What if it was to spend more time with you, eh?

Tipar Kuroo -- You're pathetic, you know.  Actually, you're pathetic even if you
don't know. -- Timmins, Cheerful (and belligerent) Fan
P.S.  And I'll take my newspaper to you as often as is needed.

Window Wing Sign -- Free pizza for the rest of the year!?!  You're such a sweetie! --
Marianne, Virginal Concubine

Rude Customer -- I do not allow such as you to come back. -- Marianne, Virginal
Concubine

Echanosarah -- It may be that you are right, but it may also be that you are wrong.
The Great Sleeth insists on the cryptic symbols. -- Snelerith, Member in Good
Standing (mostly) of the Cult of the Crooked Bone
P.S.  But I still think it's more likely that you're a servant of our Great Enemy.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEONNE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OPUNTIA was viciously subdued by DANISH PASTRY in a 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
RUDE CUSTOMER was savagely defeated by BWUCE REE in a 1 minute master's duel.
SHOWSTOPPER was narrowly defeated by SCRUFF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
WINDOW WING SIGN was unbelievably bested by ITALIAN STALLION in a 2 minute fight.
LOVELIFE was butchered by THE COUGAREAT in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
FAKE PHONE NUMBER lost to ECHANOSARAH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
$2 A GALLON GAS vanquished TIPAR KUROO in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
100% savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 5 minute brutal fight.
MAGINOT LINE was overcome by LRB in a 3 minute bout.
SMILAX was overpowered by GRUNT 3 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUN OVER BOARD devastated ARLO OLSON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WHOLE MUTT was demolished by GRUNT 4 in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
FRANK ONO handily defeated GINKOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LEO POWERS vanquished CODECRACKER in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW         9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  24 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 569 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DANISH PASTRY 4400         12   5  0  112 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
WALL OF STEEL    OPUNTIA 3850               11   2  0   97 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
PARRY-LUNGE      RUDE CUSTOMER 3810         17  13  1   90 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
TOTAL PARRY      SCRUFF 4421                18   5  0   88 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHOWSTOPPER 4427            9   6  2   81 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
BASHING ATTACK   THE COUGAREAT 3885          7   3  2   65 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    100% 4429                   9   6  1   53 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
AIMED BLOW       LRB 4488                    5   4  0   50 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BWUCE REE 4388.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOWSTOPPER 4427.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIPAR KUROO 4465, 
DANISH PASTRY 4400, LRB 4488, BWUCE REE 4388, SCRUFF 4421, WINDOW WING SIGN 3876, 
100% 4429, ITALIAN STALLION 4399, ECHANOSARAH 4490, and LEO POWERS 4513.

The least popular fighter this week was CODECRACKER 4518.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GINKOR 4515, SMILAX 3852, MAGINOT LINE 4393, LOVELIFE 4428, 
RUDE CUSTOMER 3810, OPUNTIA 3850, LEONNE 4506, WHOLE MUTT 4516, ARLO OLSON 4511, and 
THE COUGAREAT 3885.