DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/25/2007 Duedate: 07/07/2007
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-570
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OPUNTIA
PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
(14-3850) [12-2-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OPUNTIA TEA
PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396) HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
(14-3850) [12-2-0,108] (14-4417) [4-1-0,57]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BWUCE REE LRB
FOREIGN LEGION (445) NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4388) [12-2-0,107] (14-4488) [6-4-0,62]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 32
2. MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461) 20 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
3. HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449) 15 Unchartered Team
4. PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396) 11
5. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 6 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 60 22 2 73.2 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461) 9 6 1
2/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461) 14 6 2 70.0 2/ 4 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 8 5 1
3/ 3 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 244 147 18 62.4 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 7 8 0
4/ 4 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396) 23 14 1 62.2 4/ 5 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 5 5 0
5/ 0*HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449) 13 9 1 59.1 5- 2 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389) 4 6 1
6- 5 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389) 119 91 12 56.7 6/ 0*HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449) 2 2 0
7- 6 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 257 205 17 55.6 7/ 7 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396) 2 3 0
8/ 7 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 37 37 5 50.0 8- 6 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 1 0 0
9/ 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 454 562 9 44.7 9/ 8 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! FOREIGN LEGION had cause to celebrate, after ITALIAN STALLION got 14
points by beating SCRUFF. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 11 points to GRUNT 3. (Discrete enough, CLOWN?) What can
be a greater victory? OPUNTIA has taken hers place as the top, as TOBIR's new
Duelmaster. Word has it one team in TOBIR is using psychics to predict wins. They
lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas?
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Sober up, young warriors, and take note of LEO POWERS' fate! 100% of NO-HALF
STEPPING handily did him in. Experience counts for something on TOBIR's sands. A
moment of silence for LEO POWERS, who died an untimely death at the hands of 100%.
In the spirit of revenge, we call upon MEDAL OF HONOR A2 to act! Ask not a spymaster
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in TOBIR is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. TOBIR, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at
The Victory Tavern. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OPUNTIA 3850 12 2 0 108 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BWUCE REE 4388 12 2 0 107 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 17 1 0 101 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
DANISH PASTRY 4400 12 6 0 97 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUDE CUSTOMER 3810 17 13 1 90 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
SCRUFF 4421 18 6 0 86 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SHOWSTOPPER 4427 9 7 2 84 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MOLYNEUX 3921 19 14 0 77 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-WINDOW WING SIGN 3876 10 4 3 77 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-ABBOTT 4131 8 1 1 69 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE COUGAREAT 3885 7 3 2 65 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181 5 1 0 65 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
100% 4429 10 6 2 63 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
LRB 4488 6 4 0 62 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-$2 A GALLON GAS 3884 9 3 0 61 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
-WESTON 4137 5 3 1 59 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
TEA 4417 4 1 0 57 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGINOT LINE 4393 8 5 0 55 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
GRUNT 3 4512 4 0 0 47 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
TIPAR KUROO 4465 11 9 0 44 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ONOCLEA 3849 3 2 0 44 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-GEORGE FOREMUN 4187 5 1 0 41 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-FAKE PHONE NUMBER 3839 9 11 1 39 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (389)
ECHANOSARAH 4490 8 5 0 35 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRANK ONO 4509 3 1 1 28 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
-STEWART 4213 3 1 1 27 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-PUNCH 4416 3 1 0 27 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
CLOWN 4418 3 3 0 26 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SMILAX 3852 2 5 0 23 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-SPIDER MUN 4186 4 1 0 21 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
GRUNT 4 4510 3 1 1 21 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GINKOR 4515 2 2 0 17 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-BAMBAM MUN 4182 4 2 0 14 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-DRIMYS 3841 2 2 1 14 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
-MUN OVER BOARD 4219 1 1 0 13 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
ENVELOPE 4502 1 0 0 9 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
CODECRACKER 4518 1 1 0 8 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
ARLO OLSON 4511 1 3 0 6 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 (461)
WHOLE MUTT 4516 0 4 0 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
BOMBAY 4519 0 1 0 1 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GERBENT 4401 11 18 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 100% 4429 566 NOT REVE
TRAITOR 4520 0 1 0 FOREIGN LEGION 445 MOUNTAIN TROLL 509 570 NONE
SUBMARINE RACES 4501 0 1 0 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 449 GRUNT 4 4510 570
LEO POWERS 4513 3 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A2 461 100% 4429 570
LOVELIFE 4428 7 8 0 NO-HALF STEPPING 451 THE COUGAREAT 3885 569
STRONG ARM STEAD 4491 1 3 1 NO-HALF STEPPING 451 FRANK ONO 4509 567
PERSONAL ADS
"The time for the fight has come." And I'm sure we were all waiting eagerly for
that. Finally! What is it with bands and marching teams that they are so reluctant
to pack it in and let someone else have the stage? -- Scruff, speaking for the
Doghouse crew
Showstopper -- Don't DO that! The Show Must Go On. Everyone knows that, even me. --
Scruff
P.S. That was a good touch, the sweat blurring your vision and all.
P.P.S. What WAS it with all that jumping around at the end of the second minute,
anyway? You looked like you had ants in your pants and they were all biting at once.
You wore yourself out, leaped to the left, shifted back and forth, rushed to my weak
side, rushed to my weak side again (I don't have one, that's why you couldn't find
it), leaped to the left, leaped to the left again, moved in circles around me, leaped
to your right, rushed to my weak side, shifted back and forth, and then backed away
breathing heavily. No surprise in that last!
Fake Phone Number -- What other kind could there be? No phones here in Tobir.
Although I've heard that there are phone BOOTHS in some towns, for people who need a
public place to change clothes. Really weird people. Hmm. Maybe those booths have
numbers, and you give the number of one you never use. Yeah, that might explain it.
-- Echanosarah
$2 a Gallon Gas -- We all wish! Put up a price like that, and the tanks would be
drained in a morning. -- Tipar Kuroo
P.S. Oh, heck, it was my turn this time to do the "way to antsy" bit. Back and
forth, right, weak side, left, fatigued arms, left, weary arms, forward! No wonder I
lost. Maybe I need a strategy change.
Grunt 4 -- (bewildered look) I couldn't figure out what you were trying to tell me
to do. Speak more clearly, please? I'll wag my tail and lick your hand if you do.
-- Whole Mutt
Frank Ono -- Oh, no! I got a thorn in my paw, and I just couldn't keep it up. --
Ginkor
Dacio Torranz, Ambitious Guard -- Why, what a nice thing to say! But there are other
ways to do it. Come around to the guildhouse sometime and just ask! -- Echanosarah
Tipar Kuroo -- "Gave you a cold grue"? Phbbt! -- Timmins, Cheerful and Bellicose Fan
100% -- See if I ever let YOU in my store! -- Gordos Harsinell, Honest Merchant
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TRAITOR was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LRB viciously subdued MAGINOT LINE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge battle.
CODECRACKER defeated WHOLE MUTT in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
DANISH PASTRY was bested by OPUNTIA in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
BWUCE REE viciously subdued SHOWSTOPPER in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
SCRUFF was viciously subdued by ITALIAN STALLION in a 3 minute bloody master's match.
100% assassinated LEO POWERS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TIPAR KUROO won victory over FRANK ONO in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner duel.
ECHANOSARAH was vanquished by TEA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLOWN was overpowered by GRUNT 3 in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
GRUNT 4 murdered SUBMARINE RACES in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ARLO OLSON was bested by ENVELOPE in a 2 minute novice's battle.
GINKOR devastated BOMBAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 29 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 2 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 570 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL OPUNTIA 3850 12 2 0 108 PLANTARUM ANDORIA (396)
LUNGING ATTACK BWUCE REE 4388 12 2 0 107 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
TOTAL PARRY SCRUFF 4421 18 6 0 86 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK SHOWSTOPPER 4427 9 7 2 84 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
PARRY-RIPOSTE 100% 4429 10 6 2 63 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
AIMED BLOW LRB 4488 6 4 0 62 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BWUCE REE 4388. The most popular warrior this turn
was LRB 4488. The ten other most popular fighters were BWUCE REE 4388, CODECRACKER
4518, ITALIAN STALLION 4399, 100% 4429, DANISH PASTRY 4400, TIPAR KUROO 4465, TEA
4417, GRUNT 3 4512, ARLO OLSON 4511, and OPUNTIA 3850.
The least popular fighter this week was BOMBAY 4519. The other ten least popular
fighters were SUBMARINE RACES 4501, ECHANOSARAH 4490, FRANK ONO 4509, WHOLE MUTT
4516, MAGINOT LINE 4393, ENVELOPE 4502, CLOWN 4418, LEO POWERS 4513, SCRUFF 4421, and
SHOWSTOPPER 4427.