DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/26/2007 Duedate: 12/08/2007
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-581
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BWUCE REE
FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4388) [14-2-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BWUCE REE POSITION IS EMPTY
FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4388) [14-2-0,122]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BWUCE REE ITALIAN STALLION
FOREIGN LEGION (445) FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4388) [14-2-0,122] (14-4399) [18-2-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 33
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 15 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
3. ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 14 Unchartered Team
4. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 0
5. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 0 LOST SOULS (262)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 66 27 2 71.0 1/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 8 7 0
2- 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 257 169 19 60.3 2- 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 4 6 0
3/ 0 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 259 208 17 55.5 3- 3 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 2 1 0
4/ 3 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449) 23 20 1 53.5 4/ 0 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 2 3 0
5- 5 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 54 51 5 51.4 5/ 0 FOREIGN LEGION (445) 2 3 0
6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 487 584 9 45.5 6/ 5 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in TOBIR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. And let's see, ITALIAN STALLION
fought SCRUFF and gained 11 points and contributed to FOREIGN LEGION's 2-3-0. GEORGE
FOREMUN has lost to GINKOR, falling 3 points, while helping make ALL THE MUN'S MEN a
2-3-0 turn. We should ask BWUCE REE about the thrill of victory, and what being the
new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's now the one to ask. By the way, was that
our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Deeproot Inn?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. THE DOGHOUSE has cause to stand tall,
as they were TOBIR's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And avoiding THE DOGHOUSE more than any other team we find HIGH SCHOOL PROM.
TOBIR, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. This is not good to see. Why pray
tell has SPIDER MUN been sent to the Dark Arena by ALL THE MUN'S MEN? And why with a
4-1-0 record?? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover
or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in TOBIR again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BWUCE REE 4388 14 2 0 122 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-100% 4429 16 8 2 126 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 18 2 0 111 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
TEA 4417 9 4 0 98 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
SCRUFF 4421 23 12 0 97 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-LRB 4488 10 8 0 95 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOLYNEUX 3921 22 18 0 90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-ABBOTT 4131 12 4 2 87 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181 6 1 0 75 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WESTON 4137 8 7 1 66 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
MAGINOT LINE 4393 9 7 0 62 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GINKOR 4515 10 5 0 51 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ECHANOSARAH 4490 13 11 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-STEWART 4213 6 5 1 44 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-CLOWN 4418 5 8 0 44 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
GEORGE FOREMUN 4187 5 2 0 38 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
LADY MUTT 4531 5 1 0 38 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHOLE MUTT 4516 7 8 0 29 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ENVELOPE 4502 4 1 0 29 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-PUNCH 4416 3 1 0 27 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUN OVER BOARD 4219 2 1 0 16 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-CODECRACKER 4518 2 4 0 10 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-BOMBAY 4519 0 8 0 8 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BAMBAM MUN 4182 4 3 0 ALL THE MUN'S ME 423 HIGH ELF 581 NONE
SPIDER MUN 4186 4 2 0 ALL THE MUN'S ME 423 SHEWISH GIANT 581 NONE
DA ME 4535 0 1 0 FOREIGN LEGION 445 BLACK ORC 581 NONE
TOKYO DEF. FORCE 4524 0 1 0 FOREIGN LEGION 445 HIGH ELF 581 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Weston -- Oh, sure, kick a dog when he's down! Well, figuratively speaking, and YOU
were the one who hit me on the head in the FIRST place. Talk about a boy not to be
trusted with a dog! -- Ginkor the bitter and would-be biter
Molyneux -- A good dog can always find the time to lie around in the sun and snooze.
It's part of our basic training, and if we can lie around and snooze with a person,
even better! We can HELP you nap, even better than cats can. But, seriously, taking
naps at odd moments is an art, and we dogs have it. -- Scruff
P.S. Very refreshing, when you get down to it.
A Civilized Criminal? Now, THERE is an oxymoron. I feel sure that we have before
gone into the reasons why we believe this name to be a cruel joke, so I won't do it
now/again. But it IS. -- Echanosarah
Bombay -- I love wrestling with people. And, of course, it's always EASIER when the
people are smaller than I am. But I wouldn't really have bit your face off. That
was just, um, gestural hyperbole in the heat of the moment. Yeah, that's what it
was, gestural hyperbole. -- Whole Mutt
This "Trustworthy Scribe" is a silly fellow. Feathers? Ridiculous. A bird thing,
and they feel strange in your mouth and if it's a duck, they taste funny. Oily. Not
that the Trustworthy Scribe is a duck, though it might be better if he WAS, but
still, he has too many feathers about his person. -- Lady Mutt
Ed. -- It seems a courtesy, and we Dwarves of Hkalhums are nothing if not courteous.
-- Percy Stonebender, Hkalhums Dwarf
Indeed. I feel sure it's more elegant than a soda can too. -- Ed., duly
impressed
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BAMBAM MUN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPIDER MUN was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA ME was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
TOKYO DEF. FORCE was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
TEA was defeated by BWUCE REE in a exciting 1 minute Title fight.
SCRUFF was viciously subdued by ITALIAN STALLION in a 2 minute gory expert's brawl.
MAGINOT LINE was devastated by FROSTY THE SNOWMUN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ECHANOSARAH was overcome by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GEORGE FOREMUN lost to GINKOR in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
WHOLE MUTT was vanquished by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
LADY MUTT overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MUN OVER BOARD overcame CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 581 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BWUCE REE 4388 14 2 0 122 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
WALL OF STEEL ITALIAN STALLION 4399 18 2 0 111 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
STRIKING ATTACK TEA 4417 9 4 0 98 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
TOTAL PARRY SCRUFF 4421 23 12 0 97 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
AIMED BLOW FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181 6 1 0 75 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BWUCE REE 4388. The most popular warrior this turn
was ITALIAN STALLION 4399. The ten other most popular fighters were BWUCE REE 4388,
ECHANOSARAH 4490, GINKOR 4515, MUN OVER BOARD 4219, SPIDER MUN 4186, TEA 4417, SCRUFF
4421, FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181, WHOLE MUTT 4516, and LADY MUTT 4531.
The least popular fighter this week was GEORGE FOREMUN 4187. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAGINOT LINE 4393, TOKYO DEF. FORCE 4524, DA ME 4535, BAMBAM
MUN 4182, LADY MUTT 4531, WHOLE MUTT 4516, FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181, SCRUFF 4421, TEA
4417, and SPIDER MUN 4186.