DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2008    Duedate: 07/05/2008

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-596

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STEWART
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
(14-4213) [14-9-3,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STEWART                        POSITION IS EMPTY
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)        
(14-4213) [14-9-3,120]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ECHANOSARAH                    BOMBAY
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
(14-4490) [19-20-0,91]         (14-4519) [3-17-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)     37
2. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)     35      OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
3. CHESS PIECES (464)           0      Unchartered Team
4. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)       0
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)         -12      WHITE STORM (417)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  294 192 22 60.5   1/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  11  4 0
 2/ 2 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)  302 231 19 56.7   2/ 1 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)  11  4 0
 3- 3 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    58  55  5 51.3   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4- 4*CHESS PIECES (464)         1   1  0 50.0   4- 4 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    3  2 0
 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       529 617  9 46.2   5- 5*CHESS PIECES (464)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 297): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 595): STEWART of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 588): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MORLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 581): IRIS of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 577): IRISH CREAM of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 547): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): GODZILLA of THE BEARS II (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 245): PAINFUL PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 297): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 585): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 588): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 577): RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 547): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 245): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 296): HAMMURABI of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               DELIA'S GONE of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 594): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 587): CHUCKER ISTTA of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 576): PRIVATE PERNA of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 547): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to TOBIR once again!  What's with GEORGE FOREMUN?  He actually beat 
TOBIR's THE HONEST MERCHANT, and walked away with 13 more points from the fight.  
Major screwup at THE DOGHOUSE.  MISS MUTT lost 6 points to WESTON.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe MISS MUTT will provide more easy wins...  Try as she 
might, ECHANOSARAH wasn't good enough at persuading STEWART to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEWART 4213                 14   9  3   120       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GINKOR 4515                  18  12  0    93       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-LRB 4488                     11   9  0    93       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 ECHANOSARAH 4490             19  20  0    91       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE MUTT 4516              15  15  0    89       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 WESTON 4137                  16  11  2    87       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BIG MUN 4559           6   0  0    63       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 MINUTE MUN 4545               9   5  0    62       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 MISS MUTT 4557                6   2  0    60       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE FOREMUN 4187          12   9  0    55       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 MUN OVER BOARD 4219          11   6  1    49       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 MR FANG 4550                  5   4  0    37       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOMBAY 4519                   3  17  0    29       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 ANZAC 4560                    3   2  0    27       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558           2   0  0    26       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAIN MUN 4561                 2   0  0    14       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
-CODECRACKER 4518              2   4  0    10       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-KNIGHT 4551                   1   1  0     8       CHESS PIECES (464)
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            0   1  0     3       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEATH 4562              0  1 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDER 348 DARK CHAMPION         596  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stewart -- Fine, YOU can figure out what to do with Lrb.  He's a silly boy and has no
idea how to approach a dog. -- Ginkor

Molyneux -- Weren't you...?  Ah, right, this was your final fight here.  Obviously, I
decided to give you a rousing send-off.  Er, yes.  Just so. -- Echanosarah

Weston -- Ho!  You don't realize what a typo you missed out on!  The way my typist is
carrying on and groaning, you'd think she spent yesterday falling off ladders instead
of climbing up them.  But at least this time she got the curtains right side up. --
Whole Mutt

Mun Over Board -- Too bad.  I'm not a life-saving dog, so forget it. -- Miss Mutt the
hard-hearted

George Foremun -- So it isn't news when dog bites man, see if I care. -- Mr Fang

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors

leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEATH was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STEWART vanquished ECHANOSARAH in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
GINKOR demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
WESTON devastated MISS MUTT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHOLE MUTT luckily beat MINUTE MUN in a 2 minute competition.
GEORGE FOREMUN devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR FANG was devastated by LITTLE BIG MUN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MUN OVER BOARD overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
BOMBAY lost to CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
ANZAC won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
RAIN MUN defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   2 -  0      86  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  33 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 596 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  STEWART 4213               14   9  3  120 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
LUNGING ATTACK   GINKOR 4515                18  12  0   93 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
BASHING ATTACK   WESTON 4137                16  11  2   87 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
WALL OF STEEL    LITTLE BIG MUN 4559         6   0  0   63 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
PARRY-LUNGE      MR FANG 4550                5   4  0   37 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ECHANOSARAH 4490.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BOMBAY 4519.  The ten other most popular fighters were GINKOR 4515, MINUTE 
MUN 4545, MUN OVER BOARD 4219, RAIN MUN 4561, STEWART 4213, WESTON 4137, GEORGE 
FOREMUN 4187, WHOLE MUTT 4516, LITTLE BIG MUN 4559, and ANZAC 4560.

The least popular fighter this week was MR FANG 4550.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MISS MUTT 4557, ECHANOSARAH 4490, DEATH 4562, ANZAC 4560, LITTLE BIG 
MUN 4559, WHOLE MUTT 4516, GEORGE FOREMUN 4187, WESTON 4137, STEWART 4213, and RAIN 
MUN 4561.