DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/01/2008    Duedate: 09/13/2008

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-601

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WESTON
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
(14-4137) [20-12-3,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WESTON                         POSITION IS EMPTY
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)        
(14-4137) [20-12-3,119]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ECHANOSARAH                    MINUTE MUN
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
(14-4490) [21-23-0,90]         (14-4545) [10-9-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)     21
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          12      OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
3. ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)      6      Unchartered Team
4. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)       4
                                       ROGUES GALLERY (265)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  310 201 24 60.7   1/ 1 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  12  3 0
 2/ 2 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)  315 243 20 56.5   2/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    67  63  5 51.5   3/ 2 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)   5 10 0
 4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       542 629  9 46.3   4/ 4 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    4  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #12 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Fratsfa:

     Fandil and Lenpro drew rein on the top of the hill, pausing to let their horses
breathe and to look down into the valley where the ancient city of Fratsfa lay
sprawled.
     "When I'm away from here," Fandil said, "I forget how much of the city is...
old."
     "Go ahead and say 'ruined'," Lenpro replied.
     "How about, ah, antique and picturesque?"
     "Old, abandoned, and falling apart," Lenpro countered.  There were times when
diplomatic phrasing just didn't do it for him, and this was one of them.  Half the
city was in abandoned ruins, and what was the use putting a polite face on it?
They'd better hope that it didn't indicate that "antique and picturesque" appealed to
Emperor Alonj.  Well, they'd find out soon enough.  He dismissed the whole question
with an abrupt gesture.  "That isn't why we're here.  We have to find a new king for
the Andorian League, while there's still a League at all.  Let's get on with it."  He
nudged his mount forward.
     Fandil followe.  "A 'fixer-upper' of a city?" he suggested.  "I hope this
doesn't represent Along's taste."
     Lenpro shrugged.  "We'll find out."
     "Lady Fern will know," Fandil agreed.
     They went straight to the guildhouse run by Consortium member Lady Fern,
entering through the back.
     The heavy, earthy scent of growing things, overlaid with a mixture of flower
scents, greeted them, closely followed by Lady Fern herself.  She was frowning.  "The
back entrance is not for the use of--  Why, Fandil and Lenpro!  It's been a long time
since you came for a visit.  Come into my private office and we can talk or whatever
seems appropriate, hmm?  Should I call some of the girls to... bring us wine?"
     Fandil blushed.  "Not right now, Fern," he said.  "We've a lot of talking to do
first."
     She sighed but led the way into the room she used as an office, which to Lenpro
would be better described as a boudoir.  A luxurious boudoir.  "I suppose you've come
about the news of Andor," she said.  "The whole city is buzzing with it, and probably
the countryside for miles around."
     "The news of Andor," Fandil repeated, speaking slowly as though tasting a wine
of dubious origin.  "Tell us the news of Andor as you've heard it, Fern."
     She shrugged and looked away for a moment.  "They say that the king has returned
to Andor from the Isle.  Some say it isn't the king, though, that no one could be
sure, just seeing him riding through the city in a carriage.  How many people are
there who knew him well and are still around, after all?  Some say that, king or not,
something is wrong.  Magic, illness, impersonation, the rumors get wilder by the
hour.  And it all comes down to rumors, in the end, there isn't anything I'd call
firm information."  She turned back to face them.  "What have you heard?"
     "Less, because we've been traveling," Lenpro said.  "But enough to know that
even if that is truly the King of Andor, alive, well, in his right mind, whatever,
it's too little and too late.  The League is in jeopardy, and the king has lost the
confidence of his subjects."  He glanced at his companion for further comment.
     Fandil sat unmoving for several minutes, staring into his goblet of wine as
though it were a crystal ball.  "The king is dead," he said finally, "or as good as
dead, so far as the League is concerned."
     Fern nodded once.  "I feared that might be so.  Some of my personal contacts--
not like that, Lenpro, so you needn't smirk!--have hinted at it.  But what is to be
done about it?"
     "Replace the king with someone who will take the governance of the League
seriously," Lenpro said.  "That, or watch it fall apart, with the Delarquans
encroaching from the south and the Karnhorns from the north."
     "Just 'replace the king'?  I see your point, but it's easier said than done,"
Lady Fern countered.  "People will see it as rebellion, whatever they do or don't
think about the king."
     "If the new king is someone chosen 'at large', so to speak, yes," Lenpro said.
"But if it's someone who has legitimacy, who would be recognized as having it--"
     "Such as?  You must have a specific person in mind."
     "Emperor Alonj of Fratsfa."
     "He won't do it," Fern said.
     Lenpro ignored that.  "There are the long-standing rumors that he's either
insane or feeble-minded, of course, not that many people would object to either of
those qualities in a king, but... is there any truth in those rumors?"
     "No.  I think, myself, it was his mother's doing.  Maybe not her intent, but her
fault anyway.  Since his marriage, Emperor Alonj has demonstrated to the satisfaction
of the people here that he is sane and intelligent.  Which is why he won't accept the
position of king of the League.  He isn't thrilled being Emperor of the Frafrejan
Empire, however shrunken it is now, so how much less thrilled would he be if he was
ruler of the whole of Andoria with real authority?"  She shook her head.  "He won't
do it."  She glanced at Fandil in appeal, but the old mage refused to meet her eyes
or to say anything.
     "It's his plain duty," Lenpro said.  "And he should be able to see that, when
it's pointed out.  Would he take the post on those terms, do you think?"
     Fern sighed.  "Probably, but it seems cruel to condemn the man to such a fate,
now that he's had a few years of happiness to make the contrast.  His wife won't be
thrilled, either."
     "Will she oppose it?"
     "No.  she understands 'duty', too.  But it will be important to have her support
before you ever approach Alonj."
     "That's exactly the kind of inside information we need," Lenpro said.  "Do you
know anyone who can arrange a meeting with her?"
     "Oh, I can do that," Fern said.  "We met some time ago, quite by accident--she's
interested in flowers.  But she's friendly, and we still get together now and then.
Girl talk, you know.  I can arrange something."
     "You're a wonder, Lady Fern."
     "Yes, Lenpro, I know.  And don't you forget it."

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #13 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Andor:

     "I have never heard of this Korneth, or of Sengir," Crystal Fireblade said.
"Who is he that he should become king of the Andorian League?  What do you know of
him?"
     "Little more than you do.  He is as ambitious as any man I've ever seen," Herlas
said.  "Ruthless.  As to his background, nothing.  People who asked questions when he
first appeared... disappeared."
     The woman glanced at him, and her eyes reminded him of her name:  Fireblade.
"Did YOU try, magician?"
     "Yes.  I have never liked dealing with the unknown."
     "And yet, here you are.  Not disappeared."  One hand went to the hilt of her
sword.
     He looked away and shrugged.  Hoped his face wasn't red with the memory of that.
"It was a close thing, I think.  But he needed a magician he could control, and he...
decided he could control me."
     "How?"
     Now he was sure he was flushing, and it was all he could do not to hang his head
in shame.  But he kept his voice steady.  "Blackmail.  I have done things in the past
that I would not like made public--"
     "Why am I not surprised?"
     "Worse things than just... indiscretions and bending of the rules.  Things I
bitterly regret, now, when it's too late to not-do them.  Things that, well, would
make it laughable for ME to be trying to do the right thing now, if it weren't for
the fact that no one else seems willing or able."
     Fireblade's eyebrows rose.  "And you know what is the 'right thing' to do now?"
     "Gods, I wish!  I'm hoping you've got a clue here, Lady.  But at the least, I
will take Korneth with me, if I go down.  I have already done what I can to insure
that."
     She made a sharp gesture with one hand, to dismiss his statement.  Or so he
thought.  Until he noticed Korneth approaching.  He went hot with embarrassment
again.  How many years had it been since he'd made such an amateur's mistake as not
watching who was around him?
     When Korneth reined his mount around to ride beside the magician, Herlas said,
"I'm not sure this parade was a good idea."
     "You think not?  But there were people beginning to wonder if the king was dead,
you know.  It is necessary for a people to have confidence in the existence of its
leader."
     Herlas wondered if the mocking undertone in Korneth's voice was intentional.
"It may give them a belief in his continued existence," he said, "but it hardly
inspires confidence in his fitness to rule."
     "It just reminds them of how little has been done for the League as a whole in
the past few years," Fireblade added.
     Korneth smiled.  It was his smile that had first warned Herlas that this man
was... unusual.  An old woman he had known when he was a child, a servant in his
family's house, had once described such a smile as 'someone who's sharing a joke with
seven devils, and so full of himself he doesn't believe anyone will catch him out'.
Did Korneth honestly think everyone was too stupid to figure out that he was up to no
good?  Or did he just not care?  Herlas heard Crystal Fireblade catch her breath
sharply beside him.  She saw it, too, so he wasn't just imagining things.
     "Perhaps it's just as well," Korneth said.  "Let people once realize that the
king--who has no heir--is no longer fit to rule, and they will look with more favor
on a new dynasty."  He raised a finger, and two men clad all in black, one in a
nobleman's silk and velvet, the other in the plainest of plebian garb, drew near.
Assassins.  "A new dynasty that is prepared to maintain itself and rule with a firm
hand and a sharp blade.  It will be like... the old days."  He smiled again and
spurred his horse forward, but the assassins stayed behind.

Istoreth, Skaithvarn:

     Whatever spell was on the city of Istoreth to make it perfect and beautiful did
not extend to the waterfront.  It was simply a working waterfront.  Prosperous, busy,
noisy with the shouts of venders and the cries of gulls, odorous with the stink of
ancient fish.  The gladiators could see vessels that hailed from ports all around the
glacier-fed lake that was the Trier Sea.  Gissanniah began to count them off in her
mind, dragonheaded ships from Snowbound, Karnhorn ships with two or three banks of
slave rowers, white-sailed Andorian ships, intricately painted hulls of the elves of
Ardivent, so many more, as a way to avoid looking at the blot of darkness anchored in
the center of the harbor.
     It was the shape of a ship, as large as any other there, dead black so that it
drank any light that fell on it.  A tall mast rose from the center but seemed too
slender to support sails against any earthly wind.  No oars were visible.  All the
normal ships appeared to be shrinking away from it toward the edges of the harbor.
     "That is your task," the Istorene High Magician said, nodding toward the Black
Ship.  The gladiators noted that he didn't look directly at it.  "We want that gone
from our harbor, gone from our waters entirely.  Make it so.  If you can."
     Senator Sedalia took a deep breath, paused for a moment, and then said, "It's a
challenge, no doubt about it.  We'll do what we can."
     Gissanniah just restrained herself from hitting him.  What could they do?  What
could gladiatorial skills or political savvy do against that blot on the Trier?
     Sedalia turned to the mage.  "Tell us what you know of this ship," he said.
"Since you sought demons rather than marines to rid yourself of it, I presume it's
magical in nature?"
     "Magical, and of the darkest nature.  Demonic, almost certainly.  It comes from
Kurukar, where the accursed kaliv has opened the Darkest Door."
     Sedalia nodded.  "We have heard rumors and unconfirmed reports of the kaliv's
activities," he admitted.  "We get little news out of Aradi now, but there is a hint
that a Chaos Lord there is considering the use of his special skills against
Kurukar."
     "No!"  The Istorene faced them squarely, which he had not done till now, and his
eyes were full of lightning while sparks leapt from the points of his mustache.
"There must be no unleashing of Chaos magic against the demonic forces, or the whole
world might be unmade!"

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 299): MISS TOOK of LADIES IN WAITING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 601): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 600): WESTON of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 593): LIPSTICK of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 590): ASH LEELA of MINGALOIDS (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 589): STAN DAUFF of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 586): ALEGRIA of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 582): NULN of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 552): WHIPPED WEASEL of EXOTIC TASTES (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 543): GUNS OF BRIXTON of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 534): DECEPTIVE DELILA of THE ZEN ZONE (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 247): LEO of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 436): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 486): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 299): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 601): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 600): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 593): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 590): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 589): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 586): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 582): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 552): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 543): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 534): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 247): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 463): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 486): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 298): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 600): SMUSH of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
                               SLY APPARITION of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 592): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 586): ALEGRIA of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 552): BELA LUGOSI of MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 543): GUNS OF BRIXTON of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 201): BENITO CHATTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for DALMORE, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing AMBITIOUS 
GUARD like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top 
ten was ANZAC, who dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with AMBITIOUS GUARD.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was NO-HALF STEPPING's LRB, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by 
WESTON.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Too bad THE DOGHOUSE won't be 
eating any crow this week because of MISS MUTT's bloodfeud passing.  Why?  No 
bloodfeud, no fowl (Drumroll, Groans).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit 
and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WESTON 4137                  20  12  3   119       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ECHANOSARAH 4490             21  23  0    90       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 WHOLE MUTT 4516              19  16  0    90       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LRB 4488                     13  12  0    89       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 MR FANG 4550                  9   5  0    85       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 MINUTE MUN 4545              10   9  0    76       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BIG MUN 4559           8   3  0    66       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 RAIN MUN 4561                 7   0  1    64       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 GEORGE FOREMUN 4187          15  11  0    63       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUN OVER BOARD 4219          13   9  1    55       ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
 DALMORE 4563                  5   0  1    48       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558           5   2  0    44       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOMBAY 4519                   4  21  0    33       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-CODECRACKER 4518              3   4  0    27       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 FENWICK 4573                  3   0  0    27       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 ANZAC 4560                    5   5  0    24       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            2   2  0    11       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 MR. IMPACT 4570               1   1  0     7       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 PITCH 4572                    1   2  0     5       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LADY NIP 4571                 0   3  0     3       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUKE RATTER 4564        0  1 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     DALMORE 4563          598   
MISS MUTT 4557          6  3 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     WESTON 4137           597  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

George Foremun -- You should realize that no dog responds well to that "talk softly
and kick them when nobody's looking" approach.  Even *humans* don't respond well to
it, and humans are perverse. -- Mr Fang

Little Big Mun -- Er, not so very, you know.  And there's more to it than size,
anyway.  Er, you will not expect me to elaborate, I trust? -- Echanosarah

Minute Mun -- When something is worth doing, one should be prepared to take longer
than a minute.  As I was. -- Whole Mutt and not in a hurry

Anzac -- I think somebody on the staff here must hate me.  It's always surprising to
encounter someone who's anti-dog, but I guess they do exist.  Bummer. -- Pitch

Bigger Thomas -- Ruder, too. -- Lady Nip
P.S.  Bigger than what?

Rain Mun -- Damn, I didn't even delay you long enough for the Khalhums Dwarf to get
the roof fixed.  Try being a little less rain-summoning, okay? -- Dacio Torranz,
Guardsman of Tobir

Dalmore and Bombay -- I have explained to those gormless novices that these things
are sent to test their faith.  But try not to test them to destruction, if you should
meet them on the sands again.  Novices don't grow on trees. -- Grandmanster Sleeth of
the Cult of the Crooked Bone

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WESTON devastated LRB in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ECHANOSARAH won victory over LITTLE BIG MUN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MR FANG demolished MUN OVER BOARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
WHOLE MUTT viciously subdued GEORGE FOREMUN in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
MINUTE MUN was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brawl.
RAIN MUN devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DALMORE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TWO BUCK CHUCK won victory over BOMBAY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ANZAC was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FENWICK overpowered PITCH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MR. IMPACT defeated LADY NIP in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   0 -  1     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  34 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 601 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   WESTON 4137                20  12  3  119 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE MUTT 4516            19  16  0   90 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
AIMED BLOW       LRB 4488                   13  12  0   89 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
PARRY-LUNGE      MR FANG 4550                9   5  0   85 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LUNGING ATTACK   MINUTE MUN 4545            10   9  0   76 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
WALL OF STEEL    LITTLE BIG MUN 4559         8   3  0   66 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAIN MUN 4561               7   0  1   64 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
STRIKING ATTACK  DALMORE 4563                5   0  1   48 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ECHANOSARAH 4490.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MINUTE MUN 4545.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAIN MUN 4561, 
DALMORE 4563, ECHANOSARAH 4490, MR FANG 4550, WHOLE MUTT 4516, TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558, 
WESTON 4137, GEORGE FOREMUN 4187, FENWICK 4573, and MR. IMPACT 4570.

The least popular fighter this week was PITCH 4572.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANZAC 4560, LITTLE BIG MUN 4559, LRB 4488, LADY NIP 4571, BOMBAY 4519, 
MUN OVER BOARD 4219, MR. IMPACT 4570, FENWICK 4573, GEORGE FOREMUN 4187, and WESTON 
4137.

                                  Name-Change-O-Rama

     The summer tourney brought a lot of people to the Isle who didn't appear there 
normally.  This included Commission employees.  Half a dozen arenamasters regarded 
each other warily in the mirror behind the bar at the Pig in a Haystack.  The Pig was 
obscure and mediocre, drawing few gladiators, which is what they had all been looking 
for.  They saw gladiators every day.  Most arenamaster were convinced that this was 
some kind of punishment.
     You could always pick out the arenamasters in a crowd.  There were superficial 
differences:  One of these had clearly Adantri features, one wore an eye-patch, two 
were female.  But there were, in significant ways, alike.  The same size, the same 
hair-trigger alertness, the same deadliness.
     The one-eyed man broke the ice, raising his beer mug in salute.  "I'm Zrof One-
Eye from Zukal.  Sugar of Arvat--"  One of the women bowed slightly.  "I know Sugar.  
The rest of you...?"
     The Adantri matched his salute.  "Dernal of Dayla Kiv."
     "Daiyla Kiv?  Ah...."
     "No, without the 'I' in it.  These damned bureaucrats can't spell, and they 
thought adding an unnecessary vowel was exotic."  Disgust dripped from his voice.
     "Tell me about it!" another man growled in agreement.  "Khagal of Niatoli, and 
what they do to the spelling of THAT simple word--!"
     "I thought Daiyla, I mean Dayla Kiv had a different name right now," 
Arenamistress Sugar said.  "The arena, at least, because of a contest?"
     "Chavez Ravine."  Dernal's tone was the one that substituted in polite company 
for spitting on the floor.
     Zrof blinked, taken aback by the bitterness.  He wouldn't have minded a contest 
in Zukal, and damn what they called the place.  "It's only temporary, though."
     "Temporary, shmiperary," another man muttered.  He seemed well into his drinking, 
although, like all arenamasters, he carried his liquor well.  "They do it all the time 
in Aradi.  No reshpect.  Go around changing thish, changing that.  I wish I could 
change shome thingsh."  He signalled the bartender for a refill.
     The second woman put her hand over his mug.  "You've had enough, Harkon.  Try the 
coffee, instead."
     "You should be mad, too, Ripplesh," Harkon said.  "They're going to do shtuff 
like that in Jahnsh, aren't they?"
     Ripples Dorrigan shrugged.  All the men paused, some with glasses half raised, to 
watch.  "It's the way things are," she said.  "Not much we can do about it."
     "You know," Khagal of Niatoli said, "maybe we could make a few changes.  Fix the 
spelling of Arena 33, for one, change a few standby titles--"
     "The Commission hates changes."  Dernal of Dayla Kiv topped up his glass and 
drained it gloomily.
     "Yes, but if we disguise it," Sugar of Arvat said, excited, "make it... maybe a 
general Name-Change-O-Rama!  Then we could slip OUR changes through and no one would 
notice or mind."

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     By popular demand, we are holding a Name-Change-o-Rama during the month of 
September, 2008.  If you wish to change the name of your warriors or teams, please 
contact RSI Customer Service.  The charge for a name change is $1.