DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/16/2009 Duedate: 03/28/2009
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-615
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WHOLE MUTT
THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4516) [27-22-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GEORGE FOREMUN POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
(14-4187) [26-14-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BOMBAY LITTLE BIG MUN
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
(14-4519) [7-32-0,53] (14-4559) [17-8-0,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 27
2. ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 9 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
3. NO-HALF STEPPING (451) -2 Unchartered Team
4. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) -32
THIS TEAM SUCKS (238)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 348 233 29 59.9 1/ 1 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 11 4 1
2/ 2 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423) 360 268 22 57.3 2/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348) 9 6 2
3/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 70 65 5 51.9 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 9 6 0
4/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 579 661 9 46.7 4/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #24 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Fratsfa:
The slum they were in decayed into a worse slum, and that faded into an area
that was half ruins and half buildings that just managed to stay upright. There were
people in the ramshackle structures even so. Sizzling Sunflower saw one woman
dressed in rags--literally in rags, and it was impossible to guess her age--staring
at them as though they were the most alien and fantastic beings imaginable. Perhaps
they were, here.
Lenpro touched her arm. "Don't stare at them," he said quietly.
"How can they live like this?" Sunflower demanded.
"A wise man once said to me that if you don't know where people are coming from
and where they're going, you can't judge the route they've chosen."
"That sounds, I don't know, profound or something, but what does it mean?"
"It means you should let be, until someone actually asks for help, or at least
until you know more." They turned a corner--there were no long straight avenues
here--and approached the crumbling wall that enclosed the Old Ruins.
Lenpro frowned. The wall was shimmering, faintly but unmistakably. Or maybe it
weren't, maybe it was just heat waves or sun reflecting off snow. Both at once? It
was an odd thing, anyway, and probably magical, and as such it should be approached
with caution. And preferably with a mage in hand, but Fandil wasn't here. Lenpro
didn't think they had time to waste going back to get him. He glanced at Sizzling
Sunflower.
She was staring at the wall, wide-eyed. "Weird!" she said, and smiled. "This
should be something new, let's try it!"
Lenpro shook his head. It was a long time since he'd been that young. But
maybe hers was the right attitude anyway. "Yes, let's." He stepped up to the
gateway.
The sensation was a familiar one: they had stepped through some kind of
dimensional gateway. And if he'd had any question about that, what he saw beyond it
would have made all certain. They were not on Ghea any more.
The buildings were as ruined as he had expected in this oldest part of Fratsfa,
if it still was based on that city. But heaps of rubble reared into narrow mounds of
unnatural height, and broken walls loomed and tottered, seeming to hang in mid-air
when they should be collapsing. The flagstoned streets lay at unexpected angles, and
sometimes there was nothing at all between the stones. They say people, more than
Lenpro had expected, but not one who appeared normal. He began to wonder how he
appeared to them and glanced over at Sizzling Sunflower.
She looked half plant, or maybe like a sunflower that was half human. She
touched his arm with one leafy green hand. "This is so neat! It's a whole other
world here!" When she smiled, her teeth were striped like sunflower seeds.
"It is that," Lenpro agreed. He glanced back to check on their line of retreat.
They didn't have a line of retreat, there was no sign of the gateway through which
they'd come.
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 600): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 596): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 600): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 596): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of TOBIR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
PITCH, who pummelled HELENA, to pocket 16 points. DALMORE certainly had a baffled
expression on his face, after losing to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE and losing 27 points in
the process! Now I can't insult WHOLE MUTT, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.
Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team
in TOBIR is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas?
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Oh hard! that
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond
my control, I must take my leave of this place. Do not despair! I shall return!--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHOLE MUTT 4516 27 22 0 111 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEORGE FOREMUN 4187 26 14 0 121 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
MINUTE MUN 4545 18 15 2 117 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
LITTLE BIG MUN 4559 17 8 0 99 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
ANZAC 4560 16 8 2 94 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY NIP 4571 7 10 0 90 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
DALMORE 4563 15 4 2 85 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
MR FANG 4550 14 14 0 81 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
MUN OVER BOARD 4219 19 17 1 79 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOORMAT 4577 8 3 0 62 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558 7 3 0 61 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBAY 4519 7 32 0 53 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
PITCH 4572 10 7 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
HELENA 4578 5 5 1 40 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TYNE 4584 3 0 1 29 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-CODECRACKER 4518 3 4 0 27 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532 2 2 0 11 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MR. IMPACT 4570 1 2 0 5 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Little Big Mun -- I can't complain, I haven't had such a good romp in DAYS. You
really know what to do with a frisbee. -- Whole Mutt
George Foremun -- If you were an orc, you might be more fun. -- Mr Fang
P.S. But probably not.
Mun Over Board -- You're not supposed to go OVER the board, you're supposed to hang
onto it so you don't drown, silly! -- Lady Nip
Bombay -- Aw. Come snuggle down with me and I'll kiss it and make it better. That's
an advantage us dogs have, bigger tongues so we can do bigger kisses. -- Floormat
Helena -- There was no reason for you to blow your top like that! -- Pitch
Our congratulations to Rain Mun. -- Jorja and the Doghouse pack
If there were supposed to be more personals here, our apologies. Hal spent a
night on the tiles, and we're still trying to catch up with the mail. They
should, well, they might appear next time.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LITTLE BIG MUN slimly lost to WHOLE MUTT in a 5 minute master's Title fight.
RAIN MUN handily defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ANZAC viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
DALMORE was savagely defeated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute bloody competition.
MINUTE MUN vanquished MR FANG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GEORGE FOREMUN luckily beat LADY NIP in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
MUN OVER BOARD overcame TWO BUCK CHUCK in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
FLOORMAT unbelievably bested BOMBAY in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
HELENA was defeated by PITCH in a 2 minute match.
TYNE handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 25 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 615 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY WHOLE MUTT 4516 27 22 0 111 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LUNGING ATTACK GEORGE FOREMUN 4187 26 14 0 121 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
WALL OF STEEL LITTLE BIG MUN 4559 17 8 0 99 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)
SLASHING ATTACK ANZAC 4560 16 8 2 94 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
STRIKING ATTACK DALMORE 4563 15 4 2 85 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
AIMED BLOW TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558 7 3 0 61 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
BASHING ATTACK PITCH 4572 10 7 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BOMBAY 4519. The most popular warrior this turn was
LITTLE BIG MUN 4559. The ten other most popular fighters were BOMBAY 4519, ANZAC
4560, FLOORMAT 4577, WHOLE MUTT 4516, MINUTE MUN 4545, MUN OVER BOARD 4219, TYNE
4584, DALMORE 4563, GEORGE FOREMUN 4187, and LADY NIP 4571.
The least popular fighter this week was MR FANG 4550. The other ten least popular
fighters were HELENA 4578, TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558, PITCH 4572, LADY NIP 4571, GEORGE
FOREMUN 4187, DALMORE 4563, TYNE 4584, MUN OVER BOARD 4219, MINUTE MUN 4545, and
WHOLE MUTT 4516.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RAIN MUN (14-4561) ALL THE MUN'S MEN (423)