DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/12/2010    Duedate: 04/24/2010

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-643

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIPPI TURTLE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4351) [21-4-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIPPI TURTLE                   WARSONG
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           DRAGONS GUARD (471)
(14-4351) [21-4-0,130]         (14-4627) [5-1-1,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STALLONE                       FABLE
ACTION HEROS (467)             F WORDS (472)
(14-4600) [7-7-0,41]           (14-4631) [3-2-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F WORDS (472)               44
2. ACTION HEROS (467)          32      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. DRAGONS GUARD (471)         23      Unchartered Team
4. MIDGAR (468)                 8
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)           6      F WORDS (472)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DREAD EMPIRE (470)         1   0  0  100   1/ 2*F WORDS (472)            10  5 0
 2/ 2*F WORDS (472)             17   8  1 68.0   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      8  5 0
 3- 3 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  424 280 30 60.2   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        8  7 1
 4/ 4*DRAGONS GUARD (471)       13   9  3 59.1   4- 4 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   5  5 0
 5/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     499 393 29 55.9   5/ 7 MIDGAR (468)              5 10 0
 6/ 6 ACTION HEROS (467)        34  36  6 48.6   6/ 5*DRAGONS GUARD (471)       4  4 1
 7/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       648 731 11 47.0   7/ 6 ACTION HEROS (467)        4 11 0
 8/ 8 MIDGAR (468)              19  42  2 31.1   8- 8*DREAD EMPIRE (470)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 643): DRAYTON FLASHSTONE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 642): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): DOLLYROT of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 631): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 626): COL. MUSTARD of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 626): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 624): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 585): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 576): SABRE of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 268): JOLLY ROGER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 472): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 528): FINALITY of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 643): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 642): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 631): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 626): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 626): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 624): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): CAPTAIN PLANET (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 585): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 576): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 268): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 472): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 528): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): JILIAN NORMAN of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TOBIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, THE DEATH SQUAD 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by F WORDS!  Way to go F 
WORDS!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, F WORDS!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 
and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for YELLOW DOG?  THE DOGHOUSE's proud of him after 
beating BURNT OUT HIPPIE and getting 35 points.  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  TIPPI TURTLE stopped FLOPEAR dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Like, is YELLOW DOG popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of TOBIR!  He's got a 12-14-1, is that good? 
For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out FRISKY challenged BILL BITEMORE.  
After all, haven't F WORDS and THE DOGHOUSE had a long standing duel in TOBIR?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but BILL BITEMORE wants me to write about it 
since he was beat by FRISKY.  Satisfied?  CRACK BABY must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged RED XIII.  13 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought CRACK BABY showed great skill and promise 
when it bested RED XIII.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TOBIR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE wasn't planning on killing BURNT OUT 
HIPPIE, I bet.  Now he has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on 
lists...  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIPPI TURTLE 4351            21   4  0   130       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPONGEBOB 4367               12   8  0   113       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 YELLOW DOG 4587              12  14  1   105       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUSTER 4597                  10  12  0    86       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FLOPEAR 4598                  9   7  0    82       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-PENRICH 4590                 15   7  0    78       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARSONG 4627                  5   1  1    58       DRAGONS GUARD (471)
-SHARDAVAN 4626                4   0  1    57       DRAGONS GUARD (471)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACK BABY 4279              12  16  0    52       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 BROWN BEAR 4596              13   9  0    48       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 STALLONE 4600                 7   7  0    41       ACTION HEROS (467)
-MAIA 4610                     6   2  0    41       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-BOND 4623                     4   1  0    41       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 FRISKY 4634                   5   0  1    40       F WORDS (472)
 JCVD 4604                     7   7  2    38       ACTION HEROS (467)
 FABLE 4631                    3   2  0    36       F WORDS (472)
 RED XIII 4607                 5   8  0    34       MIDGAR (468)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARRNOLD 4601                  8   6  2    32       ACTION HEROS (467)
 FLUFF 4633                    4   1  0    31       F WORDS (472)
 BILL BITEMORE 4638            3   2  0    31       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BUMPHELQUAT 4603              7   7  2    30       ACTION HEROS (467)
 VINCENT 4605                  3  10  0    26       MIDGAR (468)
 YUFFY 4609                    6   7  0    25       MIDGAR (468)
 FUSTIGATE 4632                3   2  0    25       F WORDS (472)
 WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         5   9  0    24       ACTION HEROS (467)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUBILEE 4642                  2   0  0    19       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-HEAD CASE 4616                1   0  0    19       DREAD EMPIRE (470)
 CID 4637                      1   3  0    12       MIDGAR (468)
 FAROUCHE 4630                 2   3  0     9       F WORDS (472)
 ZACK FAIR 4629                0   4  0     4       MIDGAR (468)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SEE YA 4646             0  1 0 DRAGONS GUARD 471    HIGH ELF              643  NONE
COVE 4636               0  1 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDER 348 FRISKY 4634           639  NOT REVENGED
ROSLYN 4599             5  7 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDER 348 WARSONG 4627          641   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402  11  4 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   YELLOW DOG 4587       643   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Burnt Out Hippie -- Bah.  You aren't even worth chewing on. -- Buster

Tippi Turtle -- Turtles are no fun.  Can't get a good grip on 'em with my teeth,
can't really knock them over, and they will NOT come out to play.  Worthless. --
Flopear

Bond -- If that's Jimmy Bond, well, I thought you'd be more fun. -- Yellow Dog

Crack Baby -- I never have liked golems. -- Brown Bear

Arrnold -- Awww, surely you can do better than that! -- Bill Bitemore

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SPONGEBOB vanquished BUSTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BURNT OUT HIPPIE was murdered by YELLOW DOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CRACK BABY unbelievably bested RED XIII in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
FRISKY subdued BILL BITEMORE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
TIPPI TURTLE vanquished FLOPEAR in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
BROWN BEAR was beaten by WARSONG in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
YUFFY was overpowered by STALLONE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ARRNOLD was viciously subdued by FABLE in a 2 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
BUMPHELQUAT won victory over FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 3 minute fight.
JCVD luckily beat THE HONEST MERCHANT in a dull 12 minute match.
VINCENT beat WILLIS THE BRUCE in a 5 minute fight.
ZACK FAIR was demolished by FUSTIGATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
FAROUCHE was narrowly defeated by CID in a 3 minute gory amateur's match.
FLUFF handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  19 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  20 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  21 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  22 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  1      40  |

Turn 643 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TIPPI TURTLE 4351          21   4  0  130 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPONGEBOB 4367             12   8  0  113 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLOPEAR 4598                9   7  0   82 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROWN BEAR 4596            13   9  0   48 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRISKY 4634                 5   0  1   40 F WORDS (472)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STALLONE 4600.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FABLE 4631.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUMPHELQUAT 4603, YELLOW 
DOG 4587, BILL BITEMORE 4638, WARSONG 4627, VINCENT 4605, SPONGEBOB 4367, FLOPEAR 
4598, STALLONE 4600, FUSTIGATE 4632, and FAROUCHE 4630.

The least popular fighter this week was JCVD 4604.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ARRNOLD 4601, YUFFY 4609, BROWN BEAR 4596, CRACK BABY 4279, BUSTER 
4597, SEE YA 4646, ZACK FAIR 4629, WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, and 
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402.