DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/08/2010    Duedate: 11/20/2010

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-658

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIPPI TURTLE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4351) [33-7-0,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIPPI TURTLE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           
(14-4351) [33-7-0,138]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN BEAR                     BILL BITEMORE
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4596) [24-13-1,86]         (14-4638) [11-9-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F WORDS (472)               40
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          24      F WORDS (472)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        16      Unchartered Team
4. HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)       8
5. ACTION HEROS (467)         -18TEMPORARY PARALYSIS (394)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 F WORDS (472)             59  39  3 60.2   1/ 2 F WORDS (472)            10  5 0
 2/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     544 420 29 56.4   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 3/ 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    28  23  1 54.9   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       689 764 12 47.4   4/ 5 ACTION HEROS (467)        2 10 1
 5/ 7 ACTION HEROS (467)        52  88 10 37.1   5/ 7 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 658): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 657): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 642): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): COLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 641): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 603): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 600): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 591): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 486): KORARIO of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 543): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 658): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 657): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 642): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr,(
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 641): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 603): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 600): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 591): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 486): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): NEW YORK (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 543): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 658): EQUALIZER of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr.)
                   (turn 657): RED HEAD of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): ANGEL OF ARKHAM of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TOBIR.  MVP award for FABLE?  F WORDS' 
proud of him after beating BROWN BEAR and getting 12 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  HOCK got smashed by CLOWN, and lost 4 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster 
must be the most popular guy in all TOBIR.  He got the most challenges.  (But what 
about proposals?) This Duelmaster is like something else!  TIPPI TURTLE stopped BILL 
BITEMORE dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of THE DEATH SQUAD 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why F WORDS' been avoiding THE DEATH 
SQUAD so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  FUSTIGATE really fought hard against 
STALLONE.  That'll teach ACTION HEROS not to go and kill any of F WORDS' guys again, 
huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIPPI TURTLE 4351            33   7  0   138       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FABLE 4631                   13   7  1   129       F WORDS (472)
 BILL BITEMORE 4638           11   9  0   105       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FRISKY 4634                  15   5  2    93       F WORDS (472)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN BEAR 4596              24  13  1    86       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 CRACK BABY 4279              16  27  0    75       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 STALLONE 4600                12  17  2    68       ACTION HEROS (467)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSTIGATE 4632               12   8  0    66       F WORDS (472)
 CLOWN 4418                    9  11  0    65       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 FOIN 4660                     5   4  0    62       F WORDS (472)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                 7   3  0    60       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ARRNOLD 4601                 13  16  3    58       ACTION HEROS (467)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCK 4657                     8   4  0    51       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 JCVD 4604                     8  21  3    48       ACTION HEROS (467)
 WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         7  22  0    43       ACTION HEROS (467)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661            5   2  0    43       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 EFILNIKUFESIN 4667            3   1  0    26       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG NUT 4669                  3   0  0    13       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 LASSO 4668                    0   4  0     4       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FAILED 4670                   0   1  0     1       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLUFF 4633              9  9 0 F WORDS 472          STALLONE 4600         657  JUST REVENGED
WARTHOG 4644            9  2 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   FABLE 4631            654  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tippi Turtle -- Cheese louise, you lump, graduate already!  You're incredibly
predictable, which is the same thing as boring. -- Bill Bitemore

Fable -- I love fables.  Especially the one about the bear and the fish.  I love
fish, too. -- Brown Bear
P.S.  Even more.

Hock -- That's a heel, isn't it?  I'd have bit you on the hock, but you were wearing
armor there.  This is hard on a Dog's teeth.  You should stop wearing armor. -- The
Watch Dog, watching you

Arrnold -- I guess that means I'm not an old Dog, because I learned lots of good
tricks from you.  Thanks.  It helps to while away the time, you know. -- Bigfoots

Lug Nut -- Well, you're an orc, so I suppose that's the best I can expect.  Though I
did think orcs were more physical.  More fun to play with, you know. -- Lasso

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUSTIGATE viciously subdued STALLONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
TIPPI TURTLE subdued BILL BITEMORE in a popular 3 minute one-sided Title melee.
FABLE vanquished BROWN BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FRISKY overpowered CRACK BABY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ARRNOLD was viciously subdued by FOIN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CLOWN savagely defeated HOCK in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BIGFOOTS overpowered JCVD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WILLIS THE BRUCE lost to THE WATCH DOG in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
EFILNIKUFESIN vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUG NUT luckily beat LASSO in a 3 minute gory beginner's match.
FAILED was overpowered by CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  11 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  17 -  3      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  18 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 658 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TIPPI TURTLE 4351          33   7  0  138 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   FABLE 4631                 13   7  1  129 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BILL BITEMORE 4638         11   9  0  105 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRISKY 4634                15   5  2   93 F WORDS (472)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROWN BEAR 4596            24  13  1   86 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN BEAR 4596.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BILL BITEMORE 4638.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOIN 4660, CLOWN 
4418, THE WATCH DOG 4661, FUSTIGATE 4632, FRISKY 4634, EFILNIKUFESIN 4667, LASSO 
4668, FABLE 4631, ARRNOLD 4601, and HOCK 4657.

The least popular fighter this week was FAILED 4670.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUG NUT 4669, WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602, JCVD 4604, CRACK BABY 4279, BROWN 
BEAR 4596, STALLONE 4600, BIGFOOTS 4659, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, HOCK 4657, and ARRNOLD 
4601.

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free 
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the tournament info 
sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all looking forward to 
it and that we will see you there!