DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2010    Duedate: 12/04/2010

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIPPI TURTLE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4351) [34-7-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIPPI TURTLE                   ASPHYXIATE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4351) [34-7-0,144]         (14-4567) [1-0-0,8]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN BEAR                     BILL BITEMORE
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4596) [24-14-1,87]         (14-4638) [11-10-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F WORDS (472)               32
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        25      F WORDS (472)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          24      Unchartered Team
4. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)       8
5. HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)       0      SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 F WORDS (472)            12  3 0
 2/ 1 F WORDS (472)             63  40  3 61.2   2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 3/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     547 422 29 56.4   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 4- 3 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    28  23  1 54.9   4- 5 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    1  0 0
 5/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       691 767 12 47.4   5/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  0 0
 6/ 5 ACTION HEROS (467)        52  92 10 36.1   6/ 4 ACTION HEROS (467)        1 11 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 659): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 658): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 643): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 642): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 642): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 640): THE HITMAN of WRESTLMANIACES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 604): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): MONSOON MAYHEM of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 487): KORARIO of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 544): TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD of SCARLET KNIGHTS
                                        (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 659): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 658): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 643): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 642): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 642): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 640): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 604): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 487): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 544): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 658): EQUALIZER of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): JASMINE of SILVER BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 640): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
                         HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): MONSOON MAYHEM of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                             EL NINO of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): ROSEBUD of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                             BINGO LITTLE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in TOBIR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, EFILNIKUFESIN fought 
WILLIS THE BRUCE and gained 19 points and contributed to THE DEATH SQUAD's 3-2-0.  
STALLONE has lost to BIGFOOTS, falling 8 points, while helping make ACTION HEROS a 
0-4-0 turn.  Well done, TOBIR, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Perhaps TIPPI TURTLE is not as thrilled, being challenged 2 times.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and TIPPI TURTLE remains TOBIR's top 
warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team 
makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Deeproot Inn until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  THE DEATH SQUAD has cause to stand 
tall, as they were TOBIR's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And guess who avoided THE DEATH SQUAD stable the most?  Believe it or not, 
it was F WORDS.  Anyone surprised?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that TOBIR has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? 
Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in TOBIR, but never good to wear out my welcome.  Look 
for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in TOBIR again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIPPI TURTLE 4351            34   7  0   144       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FABLE 4631                   14   7  1   135       F WORDS (472)
 FRISKY 4634                  16   5  2   108       F WORDS (472)
 BILL BITEMORE 4638           11  10  0   105       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN BEAR 4596              24  14  1    87       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 CRACK BABY 4279              17  27  0    78       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FUSTIGATE 4632               13   8  0    70       F WORDS (472)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                 8   3  0    70       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLOWN 4418                    9  11  0    65       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 FOIN 4660                     6   4  0    64       F WORDS (472)
 STALLONE 4600                12  18  2    60       ACTION HEROS (467)
 ARRNOLD 4601                 13  17  3    59       ACTION HEROS (467)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WATCH DOG 4661            6   2  0    55       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HOCK 4657                     8   5  0    51       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 JCVD 4604                     8  22  3    49       ACTION HEROS (467)
 EFILNIKUFESIN 4667            4   1  0    45       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         7  23  0    44       ACTION HEROS (467)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG NUT 4669                  3   1  0    10       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 ASPHYXIATE 4567               1   0  0     8       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 LASSO 4668                    0   5  0     5       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FAILED 4670             0  2 0 F WORDS 472          BANDIT PRINCE         659  NONE
FLUFF 4633              9  9 0 F WORDS 472          STALLONE 4600         657  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tippi Turtle -- Cheese louise, graduate already! -- Bill Bitemore

Fable -- Oh, you mean the idea of me winning was a fable?  Oh. -- Brown Bear

Jcvd -- You're such a little guy, I didn't realize I was stepping on you. -- Bigfoots

Willis the Bruce -- I was watching you closely, and I saw my opening. -- The Watch
Dog

Lug Nut -- Huh, probably put on with one of those pneumatic wrenches.  No one can get
the darned things off after that. -- Lasso

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAILED was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TIPPI TURTLE unbelievably bested BILL BITEMORE in a 3 minute expert's Title battle.
FRISKY vanquished BROWN BEAR in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
FABLE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CRACK BABY luckily beat ARRNOLD in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
STALLONE was viciously subdued by BIGFOOTS in a popular 1 minute gruesome competition.
FOIN viciously subdued JCVD in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
FUSTIGATE savagely defeated HOCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
WILLIS THE BRUCE was overpowered by EFILNIKUFESIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE WATCH DOG viciously subdued CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
LASSO was narrowly defeated by ASPHYXIATE in a 4 minute amateur's competition.
LUG NUT was viciously subdued by CONVINCIAN HERO in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  18 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  18 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TIPPI TURTLE 4351          34   7  0  144 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   FABLE 4631                 14   7  1  135 F WORDS (472)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRISKY 4634                16   5  2  108 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BILL BITEMORE 4638         11  10  0  105 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROWN BEAR 4596            24  14  1   87 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
AIMED BLOW       EFILNIKUFESIN 4667          4   1  0   45 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN BEAR 4596.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BILL BITEMORE 4638.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WATCH DOG 4661, 
FUSTIGATE 4632, FABLE 4631, CRACK BABY 4279, BIGFOOTS 4659, FOIN 4660, FRISKY 4634, 
ARRNOLD 4601, LASSO 4668, and ASPHYXIATE 4567.

The least popular fighter this week was LUG NUT 4669.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602, JCVD 4604, STALLONE 4600, HOCK 4657, FAILED 
4670, EFILNIKUFESIN 4667, BROWN BEAR 4596, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, ASPHYXIATE 4567, and 
LASSO 4668.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY L

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KALLORE 3061 (39-18-1)                 5  3  0         CHECKMATE            
SEGAL 3779 (30-22-0)                   2  3  0         THE SEALS            

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NORIX 4612 (4-0-0)                     2  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EFILNIKUFESIN 4667 (2-1-0)             5  3  0         THE DEATH SQUAD      
DECAPITATE 4568 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         SURGEONS OF DOOM     

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ED MCMUN 4150 (16-4-2)                 4  3  0         ALL THE MUN'S MEN    
ELEFUNTMUN 4173 (10-7-1)               0  3  0         ALL THE MUN'S MEN    

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TEA 4417 (10-4-0)                      0  3  0         HIGH SCHOOL PROM     

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FROSTY THE SNOWMUN 4181 (8-4-0)        0  3  0         ALL THE MUN'S MEN    

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEO POWERS 4513 (3-1-0)                6  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR A2    
WONDER WOMUN 4180 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         ALL THE MUN'S MEN    
GODZILLA 4360 (1-1-1)                  0  3  0         THE DEATH SQUAD