DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/17/2011    Duedate: 01/29/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIPPI TURTLE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4351) [37-8-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIPPI TURTLE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           
(14-4351) [37-8-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN BEAR                     BOND
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
(14-4596) [24-18-1,91]         (14-4623) [7-2-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)     35
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        25      F WORDS (472)
3. BUGINATORS (463)             0      Unchartered Team
4. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)       0
5. ACTION HEROS (467)          -6      HYBORIAN WARRIORS (167)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     2   0  0  100   1/ 1 F WORDS (472)            11  4 1
 2- 2*BUGINATORS (463)           4   1  0 80.0   2/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 3/ 3 F WORDS (472)             77  46  4 62.6   3/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   8  3 0
 4/ 4 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  436 284 31 60.6   4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 5/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     561 428 29 56.7   5- 5*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  0 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       700 778 12 47.4   6/ 6 ACTION HEROS (467)        1 11 0
 7/ 7 ACTION HEROS (467)        53 107 10 33.1   7- 7*BUGINATORS (463)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
                          FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It looks like it's time to move on up a bracket for Fable and I.  Thanks to
Penrich for impeccable timing and allowing me to avoid beating on a Turtle until I
fell over.  Both Fable and I are off to the Dark Arena to see if we can't take down
some of the uglies population.  Congrats to all those that entered the Tourney.
We'll see you at the Isle.

-- Frisky

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TOBIR to see 
what's new.  MVP award for MAIA?  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS' proud of her after beating BROWN 
BEAR and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BILL BITEMORE's match with 
NOBLE ASSASSIN cost him a loss of 28 points!  Like DARK ARENA's MOUNTAIN TROLL is 
sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster FRISKY!  This Duelmaster is 
like something else!  FRISKY stopped MOUNTAIN TROLL dead in his tracks!  I hear the 
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of THE DEATH SQUAD must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what F 
WORDS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from THE DEATH 
SQUAD, that's fer sher.  Like, is TIPPI TURTLE popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of TOBIR!  He's got a 37-8-0, is that good?  Some fights are really 
unfair.  How do you think BOND feels about being challenged by TIPPI TURTLE, 43 
points above him?  Is this how THE DEATH SQUAD advances, by having their members 
(TIPPI TURTLE) fight people that are really below them (BOND)?  HOCK must not be a 
good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged WILLIS THE BRUCE.  11 is a 
big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought HOCK showed great skill 
and promise when he bested WILLIS THE BRUCE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  FRISKY returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at hers F WORDS teammates...  How cruel!  F WORDS heartlessly 
sent his to FABLE certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 16-8-1 bad or something?  
Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the 
Dark Arena.  What's wrong with FABLE's 16-8-1, F WORDS?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is 
that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIPPI TURTLE 4351            37   8  0   128       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOIN 4660                    10   4  0   103       F WORDS (472)
 BROWN BEAR 4596              24  18  1    91       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENRICH 4590                 17   9  1    90       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 MAIA 4610                     9   3  0    90       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 BOND 4623                     7   2  0    90       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 CRACK BABY 4279              19  29  0    86       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 EFILNIKUFESIN 4667            8   1  0    85       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                10   5  0    76       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BILL BITEMORE 4638           13  12  0    75       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARRNOLD 4601                 13  21  3    66       ACTION HEROS (467)
 STALLONE 4600                13  21  2    65       ACTION HEROS (467)
 HOCK 4657                    11   6  0    60       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661            9   3  0    60       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JCVD 4604                     8  26  3    53       ACTION HEROS (467)
 WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         7  27  0    49       ACTION HEROS (467)
-JUBILEE 4642                  4   0  0    38       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILIBUSTER 4677               3   0  0    22       F WORDS (472)
 LUG NUT 4669                  5   3  0    18       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASPHYXIATE 4567               2   0  0    16       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-MCNAB 4647                    2   0  0    16       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
-SCORPION 4542                 1   1  0    16       BUGINATORS (463)
-ADAM ANT 4540                 1   0  0    16       BUGINATORS (463)
 LASSO 4668                    2   7  0    13       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-SLUG 4543                     1   0  0    13       BUGINATORS (463)
-SIR GNATALOT 4541             1   0  0    11       BUGINATORS (463)
 FLUKE 4671                    1   3  0    10       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FABLE 4631             16  9 1 F WORDS 472          BLACK ORC             663  NONE
FUSTIGATE 4632         13  9 0 F WORDS 472          PENRICH 4590          660  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tippi Turtle -- You're still too heavy to tip over.  Bummer.  Have you considered
going on a diet? -- Bill Bitemore

Foin -- Ow!  I hate it when you do that. -- Brown Bear

Jcvd -- I knew an orc would be fun.  You guys know how to wrassle. -- Bigfoots

Maia -- Drat.  I watched you closely, and I still couldn't stop you smacking me.  I
must be doing something wrong. -- The Watch Dog

Jubilee -- Cats shouldn't be able to do that.  Are you sure you're a cat?  Maybe
you're a small dog in disguise. -- Lasso

Our congratulations to Frisky and Fable. -- Jorja and the Doghouse pack

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRISKY butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FABLE was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
TIPPI TURTLE subdued BOND in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
EFILNIKUFESIN devastated STALLONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOCK outwaited WILLIS THE BRUCE in a action packed 12 minute Challenge brawl.
FILIBUSTER defeated LASSO in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
BILL BITEMORE was overpowered by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FOIN savagely defeated CRACK BABY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
PENRICH viciously subdued ARRNOLD in a action packed 3 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
BROWN BEAR was overpowered by MAIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIGFOOTS overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute bout.
THE WATCH DOG savagely defeated JCVD in a 2 minute brutal match.
FLUKE was unbelievably bested by LUG NUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  1      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       26 -   7 -  0      79  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  21 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  17 -  1      37  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  1      14  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TIPPI TURTLE 4351          37   8  0  128 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOIN 4660                  10   4  0  103 F WORDS (472)
STRIKING ATTACK  BROWN BEAR 4596            24  18  1   91 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PENRICH 4590               17   9  1   90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAIA 4610                   9   3  0   90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
BASHING ATTACK   BOND 4623                   7   2  0   90 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
AIMED BLOW       EFILNIKUFESIN 4667          8   1  0   85 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN BEAR 4596.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOND 4623.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602, FLUKE 
4671, FOIN 4660, PENRICH 4590, THE WATCH DOG 4661, EFILNIKUFESIN 4667, TIPPI TURTLE 
4351, LASSO 4668, ARRNOLD 4601, and BIGFOOTS 4659.

The least popular fighter this week was HOCK 4657.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JCVD 4604, BROWN BEAR 4596, BILL BITEMORE 4638, FILIBUSTER 4677, MAIA 
4610, CRACK BABY 4279, STALLONE 4600, LUG NUT 4669, BIGFOOTS 4659, and ARRNOLD 4601.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FABLE (14-4631) F WORDS (472)
FRISKY (14-4634) F WORDS (472)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRISKY 4634 (19-5-2)                   5  4  0         F WORDS              
CLOWN 4418 (9-11-0)                    2  3  0         HIGH SCHOOL PROM     
FABLE 4631 (16-8-1)                    0  3  0         F WORDS              

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEAD CASE 4616 (1-0-0)                 1  3  0         DREAD EMPIRE         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MCNAB 4647 (2-0-0)                     7  3  0         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS    
EVISCERATE 4565 (0-0-0)                4  3  0         SURGEONS OF DOOM     
ASPHYXIATE 4567 (2-0-0)                2  3  0         SURGEONS OF DOOM     
JUBILEE 4642 (4-0-0)                   2  3  1         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS    
CHANGE THE WORLD 4620 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         DREAD EMPIRE         
FLUKE 4671 (1-2-0)                     0  3  0         F WORDS