DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/28/2011    Duedate: 04/09/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-668

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLOWN
HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
(14-4418) [13-11-0,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLOWN                          POSITION IS EMPTY
HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)         
(14-4418) [13-11-0,151]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STALLONE                       FOIN
ACTION HEROS (467)             F WORDS (472)
(14-4600) [14-25-2,69]         (14-4660) [12-7-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)      27
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        26      F WORDS (472)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          18      Unchartered Team
4. F WORDS (472)               13
5. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)      0      WRATHMEN (371)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)      5   0  0  100   1/ 1 F WORDS (472)            12  3 2
 2/ 2 F WORDS (472)             96  52  6 64.9   2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      9  6 1
 3- 3 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  441 292 32 60.2   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5  8 0
 4/ 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    32  23  1 58.2   4/ 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    3  0 0
 5/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     577 437 31 56.9   5- 5 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   2  2 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       711 790 13 47.4   6- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)     1  0 0
 7/ 7 ACTION HEROS (467)        54 126 10 30.0   7/ 7 ACTION HEROS (467)        0 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TOBIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see FILIBUSTER win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
FILIBUSTER beat STALLONE and STALLONE lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster TIPPI TURTLE challenged this turn.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, TOBIR may be getting bland, as CLOWN stays top dog in 
the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, TOBIR?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  THE DEATH SQUAD, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like F WORDS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, TIPPI TURTLE was this 
turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for TOBIR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOWN 4418                   13  11  0   151       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIPPI TURTLE 4351            40  10  0   130       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-PENRICH 4590                 18  11  2   102       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 HOCK 4657                    15   7  0    99       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 CRACK BABY 4279              21  32  0    95       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FOIN 4660                    12   7  0    91       F WORDS (472)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILIBUSTER 4677               8   0  0    85       F WORDS (472)
-MAIA 4610                    10   5  0    81       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           11   6  0    79       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                12   8  0    72       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 STALLONE 4600                14  25  2    69       ACTION HEROS (467)
 ARRNOLD 4601                 13  26  3    68       ACTION HEROS (467)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NORIX 4612                    5   0  0    63       PHILANTHROPISTS (469)
 JCVD 4604                     8  31  3    58       ACTION HEROS (467)
-JUBILEE 4642                  6   1  0    57       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG NUT 4669                 10   3  0    56       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FANTASSIN 4683                5   0  1    56       F WORDS (472)
 WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         7  32  0    53       ACTION HEROS (467)
 FLUKE 4671                    5   4  0    46       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 LASSO 4668                    4  10  1    27       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCNAB 4647                    2   1  0    21       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 FOEHN 4684                    3   2  1    18       F WORDS (472)
-FULL 4685                     1   1  0    14       OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 1   2  1     6       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOND 4623               7  3 0 OTAGO HIGHLANDER 348 EFILNIKUFESIN 4667    664  REVENGED
EFILNIKUFESIN 4667      9  2 1 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   PENRICH 4590          665  REVENGED
HARRY MUTT 4687         0  1 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     FOEHN 4684            667   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Clown -- Way to GO! -- the Dog Pack

Hock -- Ankles again.  I hate ankles.  Too bony. -- The Watch Dog
P.S.  And they seldom do anything really interesting.

Crab Man -- You golems are REALLY STRANGE. -- Lasso

Foin -- Jorja says it must have been poly ticks.  Never heard of that kind. -- Brown
Bear
P.S.  No, now she says it's poly tick POINTS.  Who cares?

I knew it.  The Kung-Fu Master is a DOG KICKER. -- Bigfoots

Foehn -- I don't understand any of this stuff, but Jorja says I will "reincarnate in
a variant form."  Beats me. -- Ghost of Harry Mutt

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLOWN devastated TIPPI TURTLE in a 4 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FILIBUSTER demolished STALLONE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BROWN BEAR overpowered CRACK BABY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
FOIN was defeated by HOCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ARRNOLD was devastated by THE WATCH DOG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIGFOOTS was beaten by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
JCVD was luckily beaten by LUG NUT in a action packed 9 minute gruesome uneven melee.
WILLIS THE BRUCE lost to FANTASSIN in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight.
FLUKE defeated LASSO in a 1 minute gruesome match.
CRAB MAN was savagely defeated by FOEHN in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   0 -  1     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  10 -  0      76  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   6 -  1      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  24 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  12 -  1      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  14 -  2      18  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 668 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CLOWN 4418                 13  11  0  151 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
TOTAL PARRY      TIPPI TURTLE 4351          40  10  0  130 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOIN 4660                  12   7  0   91 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              12   8  0   72 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK  FANTASSIN 4683              5   0  1   56 F WORDS (472)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STALLONE 4600.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FOIN 4660.  The ten other most popular fighters were JCVD 4604, FANTASSIN 4683, 
CLOWN 4418, FOEHN 4684, THE WATCH DOG 4661, FLUKE 4671, STALLONE 4600, CRACK BABY 
4279, HOCK 4657, and BIGFOOTS 4659.

The least popular fighter this week was LUG NUT 4669.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TIPPI TURTLE 4351, CRAB MAN 4686, LASSO 4668, WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602, 
ARRNOLD 4601, FILIBUSTER 4677, BIGFOOTS 4659, HOCK 4657, CRACK BABY 4279, and 
STALLONE 4600.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TIPPI TURTLE (14-4351) THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BROWN BEAR (14-4596) THE DOGHOUSE (188)