DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2011    Duedate: 05/07/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FOIN
F WORDS (472)
(14-4660) [14-7-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLOWN                          ASPHYXIATE
HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)         SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4418) [14-11-0,167]        (14-4567) [3-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FOIN                           FOIN
F WORDS (472)                  F WORDS (472)
(14-4660) [14-7-0,109]         (14-4660) [14-7-0,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)      52
2. F WORDS (472)               46      F WORDS (472)
3. HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)      17      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)         8
5. ACTION HEROS (467)           0      SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)      5   1  0 83.3   1/ 1 F WORDS (472)            13  2 0
 2/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     5   1  0 83.3   2/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        7  7 0
 3/ 2 F WORDS (472)            105  53  6 66.5   3/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      7  8 1
 4/ 3 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    33  24  1 57.9   4/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    3  1 0
 5/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     582 442 32 56.8   5/ 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    2  1 0
 6/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       716 795 13 47.4   6- 6 ACTION HEROS (467)        0  8 0
 7- 6 ACTION HEROS (467)        54 130 10 29.3   7- 5*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
                 (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TOBIR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for FANTASSIN?  F 
WORDS' proud of him after beating BIGFOOTS and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  BIGFOOTS got smashed by FANTASSIN, and lost 17 points!  The Duelmaster 
isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  CRACK BABY knows this.  It was 
challenged by the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  FOIN stopped 
CRACK BABY dead in its tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of THE DEATH SQUAD must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Is there some deep dark secret why F WORDS' been avoiding THE DEATH SQUAD so much?  
Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can THE DEATH SQUAD's HOCK be more popular 
than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Some fights are 
really unfair.  How do you think HOCK feels about being challenged by CLOWN, 50 
points above him?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in TOBIR.  CLOWN got 16 
points after beating HOCK, 50 points below him.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOIN 4660                    14   7  0   109       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOWN 4418                   14  11  0   167       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 CRACK BABY 4279              22  33  0    99       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HOCK 4657                    16   8  0    91       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILIBUSTER 4677              10   0  0    89       F WORDS (472)
 FANTASSIN 4683                7   0  1    85       F WORDS (472)
-STALLONE 4600                14  26  2    77       ACTION HEROS (467)
 LUG NUT 4669                 12   3  0    73       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-ARRNOLD 4601                 13  27  3    71       ACTION HEROS (467)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           11   8  0    64       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                13   9  0    62       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-NORIX 4612                    5   1  0    61       PHILANTHROPISTS (469)
-JCVD 4604                     8  32  3    59       ACTION HEROS (467)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILLIS THE BRUCE 4602         7  33  0    54       ACTION HEROS (467)
 FOEHN 4684                    5   2  1    49       F WORDS (472)
 FLUKE 4671                    6   5  0    45       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 ASPHYXIATE 4567               3   0  0    28       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 LASSO 4668                    5  11  1    27       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVISCERATE 4565               1   0  0    19       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 DECAPITATE 4568               1   0  0    17       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 DOGGO 4694                    2   0  0    14       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 1   4  1     8       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HARRY MUTT 4693               1   1  0     4       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 TIMMY 4695                    0   1  0     1       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DATE 4533               0  1 0 HIGH SCHOOL PROM 449 STONE GOLEM           670  NONE
IMMOLATE 4566           0  1 0 SURGEONS OF DOOM 465 SHEWISH GIANT         670  NONE
HARRY MUTT 4687         0  1 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     FOEHN 4684            667   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crab Man -- Ha!  The rope is faster than the claw!  Which is really strange, because
I don't DO ropes.  Well, I chew on 'em.  But I'm a Dog.  Somehow, in what passes for
Jorja's mind, my name--chosen because I am NOT a "Lassie"--has become confused with
ropes.  Very strange.  I wouldn't have a human's mind for anything. -- Lasso
P.S.  And no, the idea of being a "Laddie" was almost as bad as "Lassie."

Foin -- I was watching closely, but you didn't seem to have much in the way of New
Tricks to teach me.  Too bad.  I'm getting tired of the old ones. -- The Watch Dog

Norix -- Sounds like some kind of worming medicine.  I'm not having any of that! --
Bigfoots

They may call this guy a Convincian Hero, but you can't fool me!  He's just a clumsy
old monkey. -- Harry Mutt

I don't like this Shifty dude. -- Doggo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DATE was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
IMMOLATE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FOIN savagely defeated CRACK BABY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
CLOWN overpowered HOCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRAB MAN was bested by DOGGO in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
BIGFOOTS was overpowered by FANTASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FILIBUSTER unbelievably bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a slow 16 minute competition.
THE WATCH DOG was unbelievably bested by LUG NUT in a 2 minute melee.
FLUKE was unbelievably bested by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
LASSO was luckily beaten by ASPHYXIATE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
FOEHN overpowered CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARRY MUTT was handily defeated by DECAPITATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVISCERATE demolished TIMMY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  1     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -   9 -  1      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  27 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  13 -  1      19  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  13 -  1      13  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FOIN 4660                  14   7  0  109 F WORDS (472)
AIMED BLOW       CLOWN 4418                 14  11  0  167 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
TOTAL PARRY      HOCK 4657                  16   8  0   91 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  FANTASSIN 4683              7   0  1   85 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              13   9  0   62 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FOIN 4660.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FOIN 4660.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WATCH DOG 4661, FLUKE 4671, 
DATE 4533, DOGGO 4694, CLOWN 4418, FANTASSIN 4683, LASSO 4668, FOEHN 4684, LUG NUT 
4669, and DECAPITATE 4568.

The least popular fighter this week was FILIBUSTER 4677.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TIMMY 4695, HARRY MUTT 4693, BIGFOOTS 4659, CRAB MAN 4686, HOCK 4657, 
IMMOLATE 4566, ASPHYXIATE 4567, CRACK BABY 4279, EVISCERATE 4565, and DECAPITATE 
4568.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FOIN (14-4660) F WORDS (472)

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEGAL 3779 (31-23-0)                   3  3  0         THE SEALS            

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUBILEE 4642 (6-1-0)                   1  3  0         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TACO HELL 4405 (0-1-0)                 3  3  0         B.B. FAST FOOD       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NELMIRIAL 4692 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         FROM THE SHADOW      

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MCNAB 4647 (2-1-0)                     0  3  0         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS    

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAP IN THE BOX 4406 (2-0-0)           1  3  1         B.B. FAST FOOD       

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GALANIEN 4690 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         FROM THE SHADOW