DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2011    Duedate: 06/04/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-672

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TWO BUCK CHUCK
NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4558) [10-4-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOCK                           EVISCERATE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4657) [18-8-0,104]         (14-4565) [2-0-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  FANTASSIN
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             F WORDS (472)
(14-4661) [12-9-0,76]          (14-4683) [7-2-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)      29
2. F WORDS (472)               23      F WORDS (472)
3. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)      17      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        14
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          11      SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     7   2  0 77.8   1/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      8  7 0
 2/ 3 F WORDS (472)            107  59  6 64.5   2/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        7  8 0
 3/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     589 445 32 57.0   3/ 1 F WORDS (472)             6  7 0
 4/ 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    34  26  1 56.7   4/ 4*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    5  2 0
 5/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    75  68  5 52.4   5/ 5 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    2  3 0
 6- 6*DREAD EMPIRE (470)         1   1  0 50.0   6/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    1  0 0
 7/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       722 799 13 47.5   7- 8*DREAD EMPIRE (470)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
              (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TOBIR to see 
what's new.  Like, F WORDS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot 
by THE DEATH SQUAD!  Way to go THE DEATH SQUAD!  MVP award for FAIL?  F WORDS' proud 
of it after beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  TIMMY got smashed by EVISCERATE, and lost 10 points!  Was that a tear I 
saw in TWO BUCK CHUCK's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CLOWN fit to 
be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  THE DEATH SQUAD was TOBIR's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are F WORDS?  THE DEATH 
SQUAD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is LASSO popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
TOBIR!  He's got a 6-12-1, is that good?  CRACK BABY is being unfair.  It's 
challenged down 24 against FILIBUSTER.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) CRACK BABY beat FILIBUSTER.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm 
not surprised CRACK BABY would do such a scummy thing, either.  Some fights are 
really unfair.  How do you think THE WATCH DOG feels about being challenged by LUG 
NUT, 18 points above him?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in TOBIR.  LUG 
NUT got 2 points after beating THE WATCH DOG, 18 points below him.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558          10   4  0    98       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCK 4657                    18   8  0   104       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 CRACK BABY 4279              23  34  0   103       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG NUT 4669                 14   3  0    90       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FANTASSIN 4683                7   2  1    90       F WORDS (472)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                15   9  0    77       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           12   9  0    76       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              10   2  0    74       F WORDS (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUKE 4671                    7   5  0    51       F WORDS (472)
-FOEHN 4684                    5   3  1    43       F WORDS (472)
 LASSO 4668                    6  12  1    36       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVISCERATE 4565               2   0  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
 DECAPITATE 4568               2   0  0    27       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASPHYXIATE 4567               3   1  0    23       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 2   5  1    22       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-HEAD CASE 4616                1   0  0    19       DREAD EMPIRE (470)
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            3   2  0    16       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 FAIL 4714                     1   0  0    16       F WORDS (472)
 DOGGO 4694                    3   1  0    12       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 TIMMY 4695                    1   2  0    10       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-JUST BORN 4575                1   1  0     9       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 HARRY MUTT 4693               2   2  0     8       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-MR. IMPACT 4570               1   2  0     5       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-3 4617                        0   1  0     1       DREAD EMPIRE (470)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Foin -- Well... at least you don't have to buy a ticket on the Shuttle.  I suppose
that could count as an advantage to traveling in a box. -- Jorja, somewhat doubtful

Our congratulations to Clown. -- Jorja and the Doghouse pack

Crab Man -- I could get to like this taste. -- Harry Mutt

Timmy -- Listen, you want to be a mean kid, fine.  But stick to torturing CATS, okay?
Leave the Dogs alone. -- Lasso

Foehn -- I thought I heard a ringing sound, like a doorbell, you know?  So I jumped
up, and, unfortunately for you, landed on you.  These things happen. -- Bigfoots

An Honest Merchant?  As if! -- The Watch Dog, watching closely
P.S.  The humans at the fights agreed with me.  They cheered.

3 -- That's a name?  I mean, humans often give us weird names, but that?  Well, I
suppose it doesn't really matter. -- Doggo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRACK BABY outwaited FILIBUSTER in a 22 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCK luckily beat FANTASSIN in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge melee.
LUG NUT unbelievably bested THE WATCH DOG in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
ASPHYXIATE was defeated by LASSO in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EVISCERATE devastated TIMMY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CRAB MAN devastated HARRY MUTT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CLOWN was handily defeated by TWO BUCK CHUCK in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
BIGFOOTS viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
FLUKE won victory over THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute duel.
DECAPITATE defeated DOGGO in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
FAIL defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       31 -   8 -  1      79  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        16 -   8 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  27 -  2      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  13 -  1      19  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   9 -  1      18  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn 672 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558        10   4  0   98 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
TOTAL PARRY      HOCK 4657                  18   8  0  104 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  FANTASSIN 4683              7   2  1   90 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              15   9  0   77 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WATCH DOG 4661         12   9  0   76 THE DOGHOUSE (188)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FANTASSIN 4683.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WATCH DOG 
4661, DECAPITATE 4568, TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558, HOCK 4657, FLUKE 4671, FAIL 4714, LASSO 
4668, EVISCERATE 4565, BIGFOOTS 4659, and CRAB MAN 4686.

The least popular fighter this week was CRACK BABY 4279.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FILIBUSTER 4677, HARRY MUTT 4693, ASPHYXIATE 4567, DOGGO 4694, TIMMY 
4695, LUG NUT 4669, CRAB MAN 4686, BIGFOOTS 4659, EVISCERATE 4565, and LASSO 4668.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CLOWN (14-4418) HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)