DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2011    Duedate: 06/18/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-673

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOCK
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4657) [19-8-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOCK                           ASPHYXIATE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4657) [19-8-0,106]         (14-4567) [4-1-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  ASPHYXIATE
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4661) [12-10-0,83]         (14-4567) [4-1-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          36
2. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)       8      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)         7      Unchartered Team
4. F WORDS (472)                0
5. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)       0      SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 2- 2 F WORDS (472)            107  59  6 64.5   2/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     592 447 32 57.0   3/ 4*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    3  1 0
 4- 4 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    34  26  1 56.7   4- 3 F WORDS (472)             2  6 0
 5- 5 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    75  68  5 52.4   5- 6 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    1  0 0
 6- 6*DREAD EMPIRE (470)         1   1  0 50.0   6- 5 HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)    1  2 0
 7/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       724 802 13 47.4   7- 7*DREAD EMPIRE (470)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (Methusaleh?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TOBIR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for BIGFOOTS?  THE 
DOGHOUSE's proud of him after beating CRACK BABY and getting 23 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  CRAB MAN got smashed by ASPHYXIATE, and lost 4 points!  What a 
putz!  TWO BUCK CHUCK fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses 
the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in HOCK's eye, as 
he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't THE WATCH DOG fit to be tied!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TOBIR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCK 4657                    19   8  0   106       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACK BABY 4279              23  35  0   104       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                16   9  0   100       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558          10   4  0    98       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
 LUG NUT 4669                 15   3  0    93       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FANTASSIN 4683                7   2  1    90       F WORDS (472)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           12  10  0    83       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-FILIBUSTER 4677              10   2  0    74       F WORDS (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLUKE 4671                    7   5  0    51       F WORDS (472)
-FOEHN 4684                    5   3  1    43       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LASSO 4668                    6  13  1    32       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ASPHYXIATE 4567               4   1  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-EVISCERATE 4565               2   0  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-ENVELOPE 4502                 4   1  0    29       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-PUNCH 4416                    3   1  0    27       HIGH SCHOOL PROM (449)
-DECAPITATE 4568               2   0  0    27       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGGO 4694                    4   1  0    21       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-HEAD CASE 4616                1   0  0    19       DREAD EMPIRE (470)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 2   6  1    18       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            3   2  0    16       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-FAIL 4714                     1   0  0    16       F WORDS (472)
 TIMMY 4695                    2   2  0    15       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HARRY MUTT 4693               2   3  0     9       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-JUST BORN 4575                1   1  0     9       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MR. IMPACT 4570               1   2  0     5       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-3 4617                        0   1  0     1       DREAD EMPIRE (470)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Most challenged?  Is this actually GOOD? -- Lasso

Lug Nut -- I can't believe you did that.  In fact, I don't WANT to believe you did
that.  So I won't.  You didn't defeat me.  I actually won the fight.  This is why I'm
so popular, I don't let little things like facts deflect me.  I'm always watching. --
The Watch Dog

Asphyxiate -- This is what you get for most-challenging me.  And it even works out
right, I just, you know, choke you. -- Lasso

Crab Man -- Ow!  You didn't have to pinch my tail! -- Harry Mutt
P.S.  It's my best feature.

Actually, I wasn't trying for "gory," I just stepped on this guy by accident. --
Bigfoots

Decapitate -- Darned straight I made that fast!  I could tell you wanted to cut my
head off.  This is not a day for cutting my head off.  Save that for stormy weather.
-- Doggo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ASPHYXIATE bested CRAB MAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
HOCK unbelievably bested THE WATCH DOG in a exciting 3 minute expert's Title battle.
CRACK BABY was vanquished by BIGFOOTS in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
LUG NUT luckily beat VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
LASSO was overpowered by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TIMMY viciously subdued HARRY MUTT in a action packed 1 minute novice's competition.
DOGGO vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       29 -   8 -  1      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   8 -  1      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  26 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   8 -  1      11  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 673 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HOCK 4657                  19   8  0  106 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              16   9  0  100 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WATCH DOG 4661         12  10  0   83 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ASPHYXIATE 4567.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WATCH DOG 
4661, TIMMY 4695, BIGFOOTS 4659, LUG NUT 4669, HOCK 4657, DOGGO 4694, CRAB MAN 4686, 
CRACK BABY 4279, LASSO 4668, and HARRY MUTT 4693.

The least popular fighter this week was HARRY MUTT 4693.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LASSO 4668, CRACK BABY 4279, CRAB MAN 4686, DOGGO 4694, HOCK 4657, LUG 
NUT 4669, BIGFOOTS 4659, TIMMY 4695, THE WATCH DOG 4661, and ASPHYXIATE 4567.