DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/04/2011    Duedate: 07/16/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOCK
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4657) [21-8-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOCK                           POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           
(14-4657) [21-8-0,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  FANTASSIN
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             F WORDS (472)
(14-4661) [12-12-0,68]         (14-4683) [8-3-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F WORDS (472)               21
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        13      F WORDS (472)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)           6      Unchartered Team
4. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)       0
                                       MACKIE'S BACK (431)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      9  6 0
 2/ 2 F WORDS (472)            113  63  6 64.2   2/ 3 F WORDS (472)             6  4 0
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     598 451 32 57.0   3/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       728 808 13 47.4   4- 4*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TOBIR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for FILIBUSTER?  F 
WORDS' proud of him after beating THE WATCH DOG and getting 13 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  THE WATCH DOG's match with FILIBUSTER cost him a loss of 9 points! 
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think HOCK should let FANTASSIN be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bummer!  CRACK BABY got wasted by 
VETERAN MERCENARY!  But with a 24-36-0, I guess THE DEATH SQUAD aren't too bummed.  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCK 4657                    21   8  0   124       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUG NUT 4669                 17   3  0   106       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FANTASSIN 4683                8   3  1   100       F WORDS (472)
 BIGFOOTS 4659                16  11  0    99       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILIBUSTER 4677              11   3  0    86       F WORDS (472)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           12  12  0    68       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOEHN 4684                    7   3  1    58       F WORDS (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUKE 4671                    8   6  0    50       F WORDS (472)
 LASSO 4668                    7  14  1    42       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASPHYXIATE 4567               4   1  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-EVISCERATE 4565               2   0  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 HARRY MUTT 4693               4   3  0    30       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-DECAPITATE 4568               2   0  0    27       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 DOGGO 4694                    5   2  0    25       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMMY 4695                    3   3  0    16       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 2   8  1    15       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FEIGN 4716                    1   0  0     9       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRACK BABY 4279        24 36 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   VETERAN MERCENAR      675  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hock -- Listen, dude, you are not HELPING.  I need to graduate here, because there's
another Dog of Jorja's on the Isle with MY NAME, and I have to go BITE HIM. --
Bigfoots

Fantassin -- You must be a Bad Person, because the fans all loved ME, even though I
wasn't QUITE able to STOP you.  But I've got both eyes on you! -- The Watch Dog

Fluke -- You said it!  That was NOT a righteous win. -- Lasso

Crab Man -- You're strange, and I don't like strange things.  You don't SMELL right.
You're FISHY. -- Harry Mutt

I should worry about a tresspassing Convincian Hero?  A *real* hero would pay
attention to the property lines. -- Doggo

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOCK unbelievably bested FANTASSIN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight.
CRACK BABY was savagely slain by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 8 minute one-sided melee.
LUG NUT unbelievably bested BIGFOOTS in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
THE WATCH DOG was demolished by FILIBUSTER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
FLUKE was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FOEHN overpowered DOGGO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TIMMY was overpowered by LASSO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HARRY MUTT vanquished CRAB MAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FEIGN defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 4 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       27 -   7 -  1      79  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  24 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HOCK 4657                  21   8  0  124 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  FANTASSIN 4683              8   3  1  100 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              16  11  0   99 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOEHN 4684                  7   3  1   58 F WORDS (472)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FANTASSIN 4683.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIGFOOTS 4659, THE 
WATCH DOG 4661, FEIGN 4716, LUG NUT 4669, CRACK BABY 4279, FOEHN 4684, LASSO 4668, 
HOCK 4657, FILIBUSTER 4677, and HARRY MUTT 4693.

The least popular fighter this week was CRAB MAN 4686.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TIMMY 4695, DOGGO 4694, FLUKE 4671, HARRY MUTT 4693, FILIBUSTER 4677, 
HOCK 4657, LASSO 4668, FOEHN 4684, CRACK BABY 4279, and LUG NUT 4669.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes