DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2011    Duedate: 09/10/2011

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-679

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FANTASSIN
F WORDS (472)
(14-4683) [10-5-2,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FANTASSIN                      NORIX
F WORDS (472)                  PHILANTHROPISTS (469)
(14-4683) [10-5-2,151]         (14-4612) [7-1-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FANTASSIN                      FANTASSIN
F WORDS (472)                  F WORDS (472)
(14-4683) [10-5-2,151]         (14-4683) [10-5-2,151]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. F WORDS (472)               70
2. PHILANTHROPISTS (469)       11      F WORDS (472)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)         7      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)           0
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          -1      PHILANTHROPISTS (469)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)      7   1  0 87.5   1/ 2*ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)       10  2 0
 2/ 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        10   2  0 83.3   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 3/ 3 F WORDS (472)            124  72  7 63.3   3/ 4 F WORDS (472)             8  7 1
 4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     611 458 33 57.2   4/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        7  8 0
 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       738 818 14 47.4   5/ 5*PHILANTHROPISTS (469)     2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TOBIR to see 
what's new.  Like, THE DEATH SQUAD had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off 
#1 spot by ZOMBIE SQUAD!  Way to go ZOMBIE SQUAD!  MVP award for VLAD THE IMPALER?  
THE DEATH SQUAD's proud of him after beating JILES and getting 17 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  JILES got smashed by VLAD THE IMPALER, and lost 12 points!  Oh, 
wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all TOBIR.  He got the most 
challenges.  (But what about proposals?) FANTASSIN thinks his 10-5-2 and studly 
character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Boo, hoo!  
FANTASSIN slew (slaught?  slet?) HOCK!  Actually I never liked him much.  He just 
wanted to fight all the time.  Who was the wiseguy that said TOBIR's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of THE DEATH SQUAD 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what ZOMBIE SQUAD's been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from THE DEATH SQUAD, that's fer sher.  Some fights are 
really unfair.  How do you think FILIBUSTER feels about being challenged by LUG NUT, 
26 points above him?  Is this how THE DEATH SQUAD advances, by having their members 
(LUG NUT) fight people that are really below them (FILIBUSTER)?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANTASSIN 4683               10   5  2   151       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIGFOOTS 4659                20  11  0   118       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LUG NUT 4669                 19   5  0    99       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 NORIX 4612                    7   1  0    98       PHILANTHROPISTS (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUKE 4671                   12   6  0    78       F WORDS (472)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              12   6  0    74       F WORDS (472)
 FOEHN 4684                    9   5  1    72       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           14  14  0    58       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMMY 4695                    7   3  0    52       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 LASSO 4668                    8  17  2    43       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 DOGGO 4694                    7   4  0    43       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FAITH 4750                    3   0  0    35       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 4764                    3   0  0    33       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 FEIGN 4716                    3   2  0    31       F WORDS (472)
 CRAB MAN 4686                 4  10  1    29       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 VLAD THE IMPALER 4768         3   1  1    29       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY MUTT 4693               5   6  0    21       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 WILLOW 4754                   2   1  0    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 JILES 4769                    2   1  0    16       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOCK 4657              23 10 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63   FANTASSIN 4683        679   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lug Nut -- I'd rather have had a rawhide bone, but if a nut is what I can get, I'll
chew on it. -- Bigfoots

Foehn -- Fooey. -- The Watch Dog
P.S.  Hey, it's late and my eyes are tired.

Fluke -- Damned humans, always wanting to do things YOUR way.  Like it was as good as
a Dog's way would be, ha!  Not a chance. -- Lasso

He... he had a rolled-up newspaper, and a muzzle! -- Doggo

Timmy -- Bad Boy!  Don't blame ME if dogs bite you every time you turn around. --
Harry Mutt

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FANTASSIN butchered HOCK in a action packed 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LUG NUT viciously subdued FILIBUSTER in a slow 22 minute gruesome Challenge match.
TIMMY viciously subdued LASSO in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge contest.
CRAB MAN subdued HARRY MUTT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
VLAD THE IMPALER savagely defeated JILES in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
BIGFOOTS overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NORIX vanquished FOEHN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE WATCH DOG was vanquished by FLUKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOGGO overpowered WILLOW in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SPIKE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FAITH devastated CULT MEMBER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FEIGN devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  2      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 679 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FANTASSIN 4683             10   5  2  151 F WORDS (472)
BASHING ATTACK   BIGFOOTS 4659              20  11  0  118 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               19   5  0   99 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLUKE 4671                 12   6  0   78 F WORDS (472)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                  7   4  0   43 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
AIMED BLOW       FAITH 4750                  3   0  0   35 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FANTASSIN 4683.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FANTASSIN 4683.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARRY MUTT 4693, VLAD 
THE IMPALER 4768, CRAB MAN 4686, TIMMY 4695, NORIX 4612, FLUKE 4671, FAITH 4750, 
BIGFOOTS 4659, DOGGO 4694, and SPIKE 4764.

The least popular fighter this week was FILIBUSTER 4677.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUG NUT 4669, WILLOW 4754, THE WATCH DOG 4661, FOEHN 4684, LASSO 4668, 
JILES 4769, HOCK 4657, FEIGN 4716, SPIKE 4764, and DOGGO 4694.