DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/13/2012    Duedate: 02/25/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FAITH
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4750) [10-2-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FAITH                          TACO HELL
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
(14-4750) [10-2-0,131]         (14-4405) [2-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLUKE                          SEVERE PUNISHMENT
F WORDS (472)                  WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4671) [18-10-0,97]         (14-4774) [0-1-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

F WORDS (472)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          41
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          23      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       15      Unchartered Team
4. B.B. FAST FOOD (447)        14
5. F WORDS (472)                3      B.B. FAST FOOD (447)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*B.B. FAST FOOD (447)       5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 F WORDS (472)             8  7 0
 2/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        35  17  1 67.3   2/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      7  8 0
 3/ 2 F WORDS (472)            153  93  7 62.2   3/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     6  5 1
 4/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     644 482 36 57.2   4/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        6  6 0
 5/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     22  17  3 56.4   5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       759 857 14 47.0   6/ 6*B.B. FAST FOOD (447)      3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 576): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in TOBIR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, DOGGO fought LUG NUT 
and gained 26 points and contributed to THE DOGHOUSE's 3-2-0.  REUNITED has lost to 
TIGER PRIDE, falling 18 points, while helping make WU-TANG FOREVER a 2-3-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and FAITH remains TOBIR's top 
warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Deeproot Inn uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the THE DEATH SQUAD 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on TOBIR, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided THE DEATH SQUAD stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was F 
WORDS.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that TIMMY from THE DEATH 
SQUAD was TOBIR's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, TOBIR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 4750                   10   2  0   131       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 4764                    9   1  0   115       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 FLUKE 4671                   18  10  0    97       F WORDS (472)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMMY 4695                   16   6  0    89       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FOEHN 4684                   15   9  1    88       F WORDS (472)
 DOGGO 4694                   13  10  0    88       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ZANDER 4759                   4   3  1    87       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 LUG NUT 4669                 25  11  0    86       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              19   9  0    84       F WORDS (472)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           18  22  0    77       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 VLAD THE IMPALER 4768        11   5  2    76       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LASSO 4668                   10  27  2    65       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 VISIONZ 4773                  6   5  2    61       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FEIGN 4716                    9   6  0    59       F WORDS (472)
 HARRY MUTT 4693               9  14  0    58       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 MARIA 4770                    7   4  0    57       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGER PRIDE 4777              5   4  1    51       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 JILES 4769                    8   5  0    45       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REUNITED 4771                 6   4  1    29       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 TACO HELL 4405                2   1  0    28       B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809              4   4  1    26       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           4   6  0    18       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        0   1  0    15       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 WU-REVOLUTION 4812            1   0  0    10       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 HAIRY SCENE 4822              1   0  0     5       B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
 FURY 4823                     0   1  0     1       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAP IN THE BOX 4406    2  1 0 B.B. FAST FOOD 447   VISIONZ 4773          690   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Vlad the Impaler -- You're just jealous because I've got more fans, and they give me
good stuff.  Meaty bones!  I bet no one gives YOU meaty bones. -- Lasso

Tiger Pride -- Hey, you can't fool ME, *I* know what a tiger is.  It's a kind of CAT.
And *I* am a Dog.  Everything was obvious. -- Harry Mutt

Foehn -- Listen, did you ever hear a Dog do "F words"?  R words, G words, yes, F, no.
We just don't. -- The Watch Dog
P.S.  Effs are for cats.

Fluke -- Somebody told me flukes are bugs in your guts.  That's horrid. -- Doggo,
cowering

Taco Hell -- That hurt my mouth! -- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPIKE devastated TIMMY in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
FEIGN was overcome by VLAD THE IMPALER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TACO HELL overpowered THE LITTLE PUP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FAITH overpowered FOEHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FLUKE bested ZANDER in a 1 minute duel.
FILIBUSTER defeated LASSO in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
THE WATCH DOG bested VISIONZ in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
LUG NUT was viciously subdued by DOGGO in a 2 minute gory expert's duel.
HARRY MUTT vanquished BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JILES was defeated by MARIA in a 2 minute match.
REUNITED was handily defeated by TIGER PRIDE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEVERE PUNISHMENT was luckily beaten by HAIRY SCENE in a 2 minute match.
WU-REVOLUTION devastated FURY in a 4 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        20 -  12 -  2      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  35 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  27 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FAITH 4750                 10   2  0  131 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIKE 4764                  9   1  0  115 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLUKE 4671                 18  10  0   97 F WORDS (472)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 13  10  0   88 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               25  11  0   86 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                  7   4  0   57 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JILES 4769                  8   5  0   45 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLUKE 4671.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPIKE 4764, LASSO 
4668, DOGGO 4694, FURY 4823, VLAD THE IMPALER 4768, FAITH 4750, THE WATCH DOG 4661, 
TACO HELL 4405, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, and FLUKE 4671.

The least popular fighter this week was WU-REVOLUTION 4812.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REUNITED 4771, JILES 4769, BLACK WIDOW 4809, FILIBUSTER 4677, 
FOEHN 4684, FEIGN 4716, TIMMY 4695, TIGER PRIDE 4777, LUG NUT 4669, and VISIONZ 4773.