DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2012    Duedate: 04/07/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FAITH
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4750) [13-2-0,169]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FAITH                          TACO HELL
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
(14-4750) [13-2-0,169]         (14-4405) [4-2-0,43]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLUKE                          FURY
F WORDS (472)                  F WORDS (472)
(14-4671) [20-11-0,97]         (14-4823) [0-4-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       30
2. F WORDS (472)               29      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          14      Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          -2
5. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        -4      B.B. FAST FOOD (447)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*B.B. FAST FOOD (447)      10   3  0 76.9   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      9  6 0
 2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        41  18  1 69.5   2/ 5 F WORDS (472)             8  7 0
 3/ 3 F WORDS (472)            161 100  7 61.7   3/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        6  1 0
 4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     653 488 36 57.2   4/ 4*B.B. FAST FOOD (447)      5  1 0
 5/ 5 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     26  23  3 53.1   5/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       764 867 14 46.8   6/ 6 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     4  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): KYNGRATH MOR of KAOS 2 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 681): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 693): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 981): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TOBIR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement for 
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings 
always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, F WORDS' 2nd moved them 
up to 4-1-0 place.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. 
I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well WU-TANG FOREVER moved up 0, to 6th.  What's with 
MARIA?  She actually beat THE DEATH SQUAD's TIGER PRIDE, and walked away with 16 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at WU-TANG FOREVER while they watched MARIA 
clobber TIGER PRIDE.  He lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  See how the Duelmaster challenged THE DEATH SQUAD's LUG NUT?  That sort of 
initiative is how he got where he is now.  Try as he might, LUG NUT wasn't good 
enough at persuading FAITH to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose 
you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
THE DEATH SQUAD.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at ZOMBIE SQUAD ain't 
reelin'!  THE DEATH SQUAD's mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, LUG NUT!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that TACO HELL 
gets in.  He fights people like HARRY MUTT, 8 points below.  I thought TACO HELL 
showed great skill and promise when he was bested by HARRY MUTT.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 4750                   13   2  0   169       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIKE 4764                    9   1  0   115       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 TIMMY 4695                   19   6  0   107       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-ZANDER 4759                   5   3  1   106       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 VLAD THE IMPALER 4768        13   6  2    98       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FLUKE 4671                   20  11  0    97       F WORDS (472)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              22   9  0    92       F WORDS (472)
 LUG NUT 4669                 26  13  0    91       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISIONZ 4773                  7   7  2    90       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FOEHN 4684                   16  11  1    88       F WORDS (472)
 DOGGO 4694                   14  12  0    85       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           19  24  0    81       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LASSO 4668                   11  29  2    67       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIA 4770                    8   6  0    65       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 JILES 4769                   10   6  0    64       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY MUTT 4693              10  16  0    55       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FEIGN 4716                   11   7  0    54       F WORDS (472)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777              6   6  1    54       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 TACO HELL 4405                4   2  0    43       B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809              6   5  1    42       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 REUNITED 4771                 7   6  1    37       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           5   8  0    23       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HAIRY SCENE 4822              4   0  0    16       B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        0   1  0    15       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FURY 4823                     0   4  0     4       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAP IN THE BOX 4406    2  1 0 B.B. FAST FOOD 447   VISIONZ 4773          690  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Faith -- You cannot discourage me.  The faith of a Dog is unshakable. -- Doggo

Taco Hell -- Ai ai ai!  Too hot! -- Harry Mutt

It says here I was defeated by a fluke.  I think that must be true, because I was
watching closely, and that's the only thing that could have happened. -- The Watch
Dog

Maria -- CatCatCat! -- Lasso

I like chewing on paper.  It shreds amazingly. -- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAITH devastated LUG NUT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
TACO HELL was subdued by HARRY MUTT in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
TIMMY savagely defeated VISIONZ in a action packed 1 minute bloody fight.
VLAD THE IMPALER devastated JILES in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DOGGO was savagely defeated by FLUKE in a action packed 1 minute master's competition.
FOEHN devastated LASSO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
FILIBUSTER defeated THE WATCH DOG in a 2 minute expert's melee.
TIGER PRIDE lost to MARIA in a 2 minute duel.
FEIGN won victory over BLACK WIDOW in a 3 minute fight.
REUNITED vanquished THE LITTLE PUP in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURY was beaten by HAIRY SCENE in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's melee.
WU-REVOLUTION subdued SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 6 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        22 -  13 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  37 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  24 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FAITH 4750                 13   2  0  169 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
LUNGING ATTACK   TIMMY 4695                 19   6  0  107 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TOTAL PARRY      FILIBUSTER 4677            22   9  0   92 F WORDS (472)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 14  12  0   85 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                  8   6  0   65 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JILES 4769                 10   6  0   64 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLUKE 4671.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FURY 4823.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WATCH DOG 4661, MARIA 4770, 
FAITH 4750, TIMMY 4695, FLUKE 4671, FOEHN 4684, FEIGN 4716, BLACK WIDOW 4809, TACO 
HELL 4405, and HARRY MUTT 4693.

The least popular fighter this week was WU-REVOLUTION 4812.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOGGO 4694, VISIONZ 4773, LUG NUT 4669, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, 
JILES 4769, LASSO 4668, HAIRY SCENE 4822, REUNITED 4771, TIGER PRIDE 4777, and 
FILIBUSTER 4677.