DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2012    Duedate: 05/19/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-697

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZANDER
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4759) [7-4-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FAITH                          POSITION IS EMPTY
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             
(14-4750) [15-2-0,194]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  THE WATCH DOG
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4661) [19-27-0,89]         (14-4661) [19-27-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          34
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        27      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          16      Unchartered Team
4. F WORDS (472)                3
5. B.B. FAST FOOD (447)         0      SPORTS GREATS (436)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 B.B. FAST FOOD (447)      13   4  0 76.5   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      9  6 1
 2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        49  20  1 71.0   2/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        8  2 0
 3/ 3 F WORDS (472)            167 109  7 60.5   3/ 2 F WORDS (472)             6  9 0
 4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     662 494 37 57.3   4/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     5  4 0
 5/ 5 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     31  27  3 53.4   5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       769 877 14 46.7   6- 6 B.B. FAST FOOD (447)      3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                             (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for HARRY MUTT, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing MARIA 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  MARIA was bested by HARRY MUTT and drops 18 points.  The most 
challenged warrior this week was VISIONZ.  If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going 
to need more avoids!  ZANDER got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he 
was more than anxious to kick VISIONZ's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the 
crowds, ZANDER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THE DEATH SQUAD, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does TOBIR really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this 
one:  THE DEATH SQUAD + Weapons That go Boom = ZOMBIE SQUAD + Avoid City.  VLAD THE 
IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD had better have a good reason for challenging down 11 
points in a challenge which he won.  I thought VLAD THE IMPALER showed great skill 
and promise when he beat LASSO.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TOBIR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZANDER 4759                   7   4  1   116       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 4750                   15   2  0   194       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
-SPIKE 4764                    9   1  0   115       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 VLAD THE IMPALER 4768        15   7  2   112       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 LUG NUT 4669                 28  14  0    99       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              24  10  0    98       F WORDS (472)
 VISIONZ 4773                  9   8  2    91       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           19  27  0    89       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 JILES 4769                   12   7  0    88       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 LASSO 4668                   12  31  2    86       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 DOGGO 4694                   15  14  0    85       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              12  17  0    79       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777              8   7  2    76       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOEHN 4684                   16  14  1    63       F WORDS (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIA 4770                    9   8  0    56       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 REUNITED 4771                 9   7  1    55       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809              8   6  1    53       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FEIGN 4716                   12   9  0    45       F WORDS (472)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           6  10  0    28       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAIRY SCENE 4822              6   0  0    20       B.B. FAST FOOD (447)
 ANYA 4829                     2   0  0    18       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        0   1  0    15       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FUM 4847                      1   0  0     8       F WORDS (472)
 FURY 4823                     0   7  0     7       F WORDS (472)
 VORTEX 4846                   0   1  0     1       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TACO HELL 4405          5  3 0 B.B. FAST FOOD 447   TIGER PRIDE 4777      696   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Taco Hell -- Size-ism!  I'll sue! -- Hairy Mutt
P.S.  Or hair-ism?  The Little Pup is practically BALD.

Lug Nut -- You orcs are just MEAN.  You don't know how to play. -- Lasso

Vlad the Impaler -- You're supposed to THROW that stick. -- Doggo

Black Widow -- You're a CAT!  I'm not blind, you know, and my nose is SUPERB.  You're
a CAT. -- Harry Mutt

Filibuster -- You just talk and talk and talk, and you never take me for a walk. --
The Watch Dog, whose ears are tired

Feign -- Ai, caramba!  I don't do that.  All up front. -- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZANDER devastated VISIONZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
VLAD THE IMPALER demolished LASSO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TIGER PRIDE was overpowered by FILIBUSTER in a 9 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BLACK WIDOW bested FEIGN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FAITH overpowered DOGGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
LUG NUT luckily beat THE WATCH DOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's struggle.
MARIA was overpowered by HARRY MUTT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JILES vanquished FOEHN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REUNITED overpowered THE LITTLE PUP in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
FURY was defeated by ANYA in a 2 minute match.
VORTEX was overcome by FUM in a exciting 2 minute brutal novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        25 -  12 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  18 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  43 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 697 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ZANDER 4759                 7   4  1  116 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
AIMED BLOW       FAITH 4750                 15   2  0  194 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
LUNGING ATTACK   VLAD THE IMPALER 4768      15   7  2  112 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               28  14  0   99 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JILES 4769                 12   7  0   88 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 15  14  0   85 THE DOGHOUSE (188)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                  9   8  0   56 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The ten other most popular fighters were FUM 4847, 
FAITH 4750, ZANDER 4759, TIGER PRIDE 4777, REUNITED 4771, ANYA 4829, VLAD THE IMPALER 
4768, BLACK WIDOW 4809, HARRY MUTT 4693, and JILES 4769.

The least popular fighter this week was VORTEX 4846.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARIA 4770, DOGGO 4694, FEIGN 4716, FILIBUSTER 4677, LASSO 4668, THE 
LITTLE PUP 4775, FOEHN 4684, LUG NUT 4669, VISIONZ 4773, and FURY 4823.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAMBIT 2638 (70-39-1)                  3  3  0         CHECKMATE            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEGAL 3779 (44-26-0)                   1  3  0         THE SEALS            

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 (22-3-0)         4  3  0         FOREIGN LEGION       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZANDER 4759 (5-3-1)                    2  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVISCERATE 4565 (2-0-0)                5  3  1         SURGEONS OF DOOM     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WU-REVOLUTION 4812 (2-0-0)             2  3  0         WU-TANG FOREVER      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POSSESSION 4827 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         SPEAK OF THE DEVIL   
BANANA HAMMOCK 4833 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         BOWLDERS IX          
ANYA 4829 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         
VICTORY 4675 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         TITANIUM BLADES      

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLOWN 4418 (15-15-0)                   0  3  0         HIGH SCHOOL PROM     

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKULL HUNTER 4839 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         SAVAGE HORDE