DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2012    Duedate: 06/16/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-699

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VLAD THE IMPALER
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4768) [17-7-2,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VLAD THE IMPALER               POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           
(14-4768) [17-7-2,137]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  THE WATCH DOG
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4661) [19-29-0,88]         (14-4661) [19-29-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        46
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          21      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. F WORDS (472)               17      Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          12
5. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)      -29      PLAGUE (276)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        51  25  1 67.1   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     11  4 1
 2/ 3 F WORDS (472)            175 111  7 61.2   2/ 2 F WORDS (472)            10  5 0
 3/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     670 496 38 57.5   3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        6  5 0
 4/ 5 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     33  31  4 51.6   4/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     3  6 1
 5/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       771 885 14 46.6   5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 699): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 641): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 632): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 526): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 584): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 699): THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 641): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 632): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 526): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 584): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
             (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Advancing in the rankings was F WORDS who went 
from last turn's 171-110-7, to this week's record of 175-111-7.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for DOGGO, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing LUG NUT like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on 
the sands.  HARRY MUTT lost to BLACK WIDOW and drops 12 points.  Our battling 
duelmaster VLAD THE IMPALER has managed to hold the title, fending off VISIONZ's none 
too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, WU-TANG FOREVER.  Can you believe they 
are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you 
enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be 
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VLAD THE IMPALER 4768        17   7  2   137       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAITH 4750                   16   2  0   212       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
-SPIKE 4764                    9   1  0   115       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 DOGGO 4694                   17  14  0   112       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FILIBUSTER 4677              26  10  0   109       F WORDS (472)
 LUG NUT 4669                 28  16  0   100       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777             10   7  2    97       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 ZANDER 4759                   8   5  1    97       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 VISIONZ 4773                 10   9  3    93       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOEHN 4684                   18  14  1    90       F WORDS (472)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           19  29  0    88       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809             10   6  2    76       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 LASSO 4668                   12  33  2    71       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEIGN 4716                   14   9  0    58       F WORDS (472)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY MUTT 4693              12  19  0    56       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 MARIA 4770                   10   9  0    56       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 REUNITED 4771                 9   9  1    43       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           6  12  0    33       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FURY 4823                     1   8  0    22       F WORDS (472)
 VORTEX 4846                   2   1  0    20       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        0   1  0    15       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 ANYA 4829                     2   2  0    12       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FUM 4847                      2   1  0    10       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TACO HELL 4405          5  3 0 B.B. FAST FOOD 447   TIGER PRIDE 4777      696   
BYE 4853                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     ARENAMASTER VASH      699  NONE
JILES 4769             12  8 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     VISIONZ 4773          698   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Filibuster -- It was clearly luck, and a human loquacity, of course, that gave you
the victory there.  And the fans knew that, which is why *I* am the favorite. -- The
Watch Dog, watching closely

Tiger Pride -- Yeah, okay, I'll go after a cat if I get the chance.  But tigers are
too big. -- Harry Mutt

Ha!  I had the only victory on our team today, driving off that Veteran Mercenary who
thought he'd come knocking on OUR door. -- Doggo

Foehn -- Oh... I thought the announcer was saying "Food!" and I was distracted from
the fight.  And by the time I got un-distracted, it was over. -- Lasso
P.S.  Do NOT say that "Lassie wouldn't have been distracted."  That bitch!

Maria -- I'm a nice Dog, really.  I *am*!  I didn't mean to loom over you like that.
-- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
VLAD THE IMPALER vanquished VISIONZ in a 1 minute brutal uneven Title battle.
ZANDER overpowered LASSO in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
FILIBUSTER overpowered THE WATCH DOG in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
LUG NUT was devastated by DOGGO in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
TIGER PRIDE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARRY MUTT was handily defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FOEHN vanquished MARIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FEIGN won victory over THE LITTLE PUP in a popular 1 minute duel.
REUNITED was defeated by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome match.
FURY overpowered ANYA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VORTEX narrowly defeated FUM in a 4 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        24 -  15 -  1      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  41 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 699 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VLAD THE IMPALER 4768      17   7  2  137 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 17  14  0  112 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      FILIBUSTER 4677            26  10  0  109 F WORDS (472)
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGER PRIDE 4777           10   7  2   97 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       BLACK WIDOW 4809           10   6  2   76 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 10   9  0   56 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The ten other most popular fighters were REUNITED 4771, 
DOGGO 4694, TIGER PRIDE 4777, FUM 4847, VLAD THE IMPALER 4768, ZANDER 4759, FURY 
4823, FILIBUSTER 4677, BLACK WIDOW 4809, and FOEHN 4684.

The least popular fighter this week was VORTEX 4846.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANYA 4829, MARIA 4770, LASSO 4668, VISIONZ 4773, BYE 4853, HARRY MUTT 
4693, LUG NUT 4669, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, FEIGN 4716, and FOEHN 4684.