DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/02/2012    Duedate: 07/14/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIKE
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4764) [10-1-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIKE                          ASPHYXIATE
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
(14-4764) [10-1-0,123]         (14-4567) [5-1-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  THE WATCH DOG
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4661) [19-31-0,90]         (14-4661) [19-31-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          39
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          24      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       22      Unchartered Team
4. SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)      11
5. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)         3      SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        56  26  1 68.3   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     11  4 1
 2/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     9   5  0 64.3   2/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        6  3 0
 3- 2 F WORDS (472)            175 111  7 61.2   3/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     5  6 0
 4/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     677 499 39 57.6   4- 2 F WORDS (472)             4  1 0
 5/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     38  34  4 52.8   5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        4 11 0
 6/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       774 892 14 46.5   6/ 0*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): HARRY DRESDEN of DRESDEN FILES (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): RAGDOLL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 683): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 681): EMERICA of RESCUE RANGERS II (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in TOBIR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  It seems so recently people were 
saying WU-TANG FOREVER was washed up, finished.  But 3-1-0 moved them up 0.  I guess 
they're washed no more...  What's with ANYA?  It actually beat THE DOGHOUSE's HARRY 
MUTT, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at THE DEATH 
SQUAD.  TIGER PRIDE lost 9 points to DOGGO.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe 
TIGER PRIDE will provide more easy wins...  See how the Duelmaster Dark Arena 
Challenged DARK ARENA's DARK CHAMPION?  That sort of initiative is how he got where 
he is now.  Try as he might, DARK CHAMPION wasn't good enough at persuading VLAD THE 
IMPALER to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some 
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being the most challenged warrior, VISIONZ!  Don't make idle boasts, they 
may come back to haunt you.   
     Warriors of TOBIR unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Hmm...  More 
surprises must remain in store for me, if VLAD THE IMPALER can return from the Dark 
Arena.  Someone told VISIONZ that ZOMBIE SQUAD never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an 
easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  Many a warrior has met 
his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
TOBIR is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 4764                   10   1  0   123       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAITH 4750                   16   2  0   212       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 DOGGO 4694                   19  14  0   122       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-FILIBUSTER 4677              26  10  0   109       F WORDS (472)
 LUG NUT 4669                 30  16  0   106       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 ZANDER 4759                  10   5  1   105       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777             11   8  2    97       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           19  31  0    90       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-FOEHN 4684                   18  14  1    90       F WORDS (472)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809             11   7  2    87       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 VISIONZ 4773                 10  11  3    83       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 LASSO 4668                   12  35  2    73       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 MARIA 4770                   12   9  0    69       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REUNITED 4771                11   9  1    60       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-FEIGN 4716                   14   9  0    58       F WORDS (472)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              12  21  0    57       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANYA 4829                     4   2  0    52       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           7  13  0    42       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ASPHYXIATE 4567               5   1  0    38       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVISCERATE 4565               2   1  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
 SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        1   2  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 DECAPITATE 4568               2   2  0    26       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VORTEX 4846                   3   2  0    22       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-FURY 4823                     1   8  0    22       F WORDS (472)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-FUM 4847                      2   1  0    10       F WORDS (472)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JILES 4769             12  8 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     VISIONZ 4773          698  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We congratulate Vlad the Impaler. -- Jorja and the Doghouse pack

Tiger Pride -- Tigers are cats, I know that, and I am, of course, really anti-cat.
But tigers are such BIG cats! -- The Watch Dog, intimidated

Zander -- Do NOT tell me "Lassie could have done it."  I don't want to HEAR that. --
Lasso

Black Widow -- You're actually kinda cute for a cat.  Especially when I've been
chewing on you and your hair is all spiky.  A punk cat, huh? -- Doggo
P.S.  Spit is better than a mouse for making your hair spiky.

Maria -- I was tired, okay?  All those fireworks lately, and every time one goes off
I have to jump and run and hide, and it wears me out, you know?  Another time, maybe
I'll do better.  I *can*. -- Harry Mutt

Reunited -- Well!  You're a complete meany.  I can tell. -- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VLAD THE IMPALER viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPIKE demolished VISIONZ in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud Title melee.
LUG NUT unbelievably bested THE WATCH DOG in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
ZANDER devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TIGER PRIDE was defeated by DOGGO in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
LASSO was devastated by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MARIA handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
REUNITED vanquished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
HARRY MUTT was overpowered by ANYA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASPHYXIATE beat VORTEX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
EVISCERATE was handily defeated by THE LITTLE PUP in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DECAPITATE was demolished by SEVERE PUNISHMENT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        25 -  13 -  1      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  40 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIKE 4764                 10   1  0  123 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 19  14  0  122 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               30  16  0  106 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BLACK WIDOW 4809           11   7  2   87 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 12   9  0   69 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
PARRY-STRIKE     ASPHYXIATE 4567             5   1  0   38 SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The ten other most popular fighters were ASPHYXIATE 
4567, SPIKE 4764, TIGER PRIDE 4777, REUNITED 4771, LUG NUT 4669, ZANDER 4759, DOGGO 
4694, BLACK WIDOW 4809, ANYA 4829, and MARIA 4770.

The least popular fighter this week was DECAPITATE 4568.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EVISCERATE 4565, LASSO 4668, VISIONZ 4773, SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774, THE 
LITTLE PUP 4775, VORTEX 4846, HARRY MUTT 4693, MARIA 4770, ANYA 4829, and BLACK WIDOW 
4809.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VLAD THE IMPALER (14-4768) THE DEATH SQUAD (63)