DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/30/2012    Duedate: 08/11/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-703

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FAITH
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4750) [18-2-0,243]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FAITH                          POSSESSION
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)
(14-4750) [18-2-0,243]         (14-4827) [1-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  FAITH
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4661) [20-32-0,92]         (14-4750) [18-2-0,243]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DOGHOUSE (188)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       30
2. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)    21      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          13      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        10
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)           7      SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)   1   0  0  100   1/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        8  7 0
 2/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        59  29  1 67.0   2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        6  3 0
 3- 2*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)     9   5  0 64.3   3/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     6  4 0
 4/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     680 505 39 57.4   4/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      6  8 1
 5/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    77  68  5 53.1   5/ 0 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    1  0 0
 6/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     41  37  4 52.6   6/ 0*SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)  1  0 0
 7/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       780 896 14 46.5   7- 5*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 648): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 636): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 530): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 588): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 648): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 636): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 530): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 588): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to THE DEATH SQUAD, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE 
DOGHOUSE stable.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, THE DOGHOUSE has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for POSSESSION, who flew up 21 
points in the rankings after mashing LARGE MARGE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was ANYA, who dropped 14 points after 
a disappointing (to say the least) bout with HARRY MUTT.  Unlike most arenas, FAITH 
managed to get his challenge off against the 30-17-0 LUG NUT.  Going for the gusto 
and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was THE DEATH SQUAD's LUG NUT, who was 
turned away from the Duelmastership by FAITH.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, 
but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad THE DEATH  SQUAD?  Big bad THE 
DEATH SQUAD.  Big bad THE DEATH SQUAD.  TOBIR's afraid of the big bad THE DEATH 
SQUAD.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause ZOMBIE SQUAD beats feet every time THE DEATH SQUAD smiles at them.  
Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of LASSO, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.  In a mismatch, our friend BLACK WIDOW of THE DEATH 
SQUAD got heroic notions and challenged DOGGO.  What did it get her?  A 12-8-2 
record, that's what.  Some advice to BLACK WIDOW.  Please don't challenge up 49 
points to fight a 21-14-0 fighter like, say DOGGO.  (Okay, so it may be a little 
late).  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, VORTEX went after THE LITTLE 
PUP, who was higher by 23 points.  Well, when the dust settled, VORTEX won victory 
over THE LITTLE PUP.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TOBIR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 4750                   18   2  0   243       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGGO 4694                   21  14  0   147       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558          12   4  0   124       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-SPIKE 4764                   10   1  0   123       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 LUG NUT 4669                 30  18  0   108       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 VISIONZ 4773                 12  11  3   107       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-ZANDER 4759                  10   5  1   105       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           20  32  0    92       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK WIDOW 4809             12   8  2    90       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777             11  10  2    84       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 LASSO 4668                   13  36  2    81       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 REUNITED 4771                12  10  1    77       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              13  22  0    74       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIA 4770                   12  11  0    62       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANYA 4829                     5   3  0    52       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 VORTEX 4846                   5   2  0    41       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           8  14  0    38       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-ASPHYXIATE 4567               5   1  0    38       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EVISCERATE 4565               2   1  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        1   2  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-DECAPITATE 4568               2   2  0    26       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POSSESSION 4827               1   0  0    21       SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            3   2  0    16       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-JUST BORN 4575                1   1  0     9       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MR. IMPACT 4570               1   2  0     5       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARGE MARGE 4868              0   1  0     1       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 4862                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     MOUNTAIN TROLL        703  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lug Nut -- That was weird.  A guy threw this thing for me, not a stick, but like it,
and he said it was a "lug wrench."  He said I should use it when we met next, and I
did, and it worked!  People make strange things. -- Doggo

Visionz -- What?  If all that stuff--colors or whatever they are--if that's supposed
to mean something, you'll have to take it elsewhere.  I can watch, but I don't really
"do" colors and stuff. -- The Watch Dog

Maria -- You're supposed to give the bone to me, not stand there holding it.  What do
you want with a bone, after all? -- Lasso

Anya -- Damn.  Beaten up by a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair.  I'm pretty sure
that's embarrassing. -- Harry Mutt

I didn't like the Ambitious Guard, okay?  He was acting funny.  Hiding something. --
The Little Pup
P.S.  Besides, he's a cat.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FAITH vanquished LUG NUT in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven Challenge Title battle.
BLACK WIDOW lost to DOGGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TIGER PRIDE was overpowered by VISIONZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VORTEX bested THE LITTLE PUP in a action packed 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TWO BUCK CHUCK overpowered LASSO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE WATCH DOG defeated MARIA in a action packed 1 minute expert's melee.
ANYA was vanquished by HARRY MUTT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REUNITED vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POSSESSION defeated LARGE MARGE in a action packed 1 minute gory match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  14 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  35 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 703 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FAITH 4750                 18   2  0  243 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 21  14  0  147 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               30  18  0  108 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   VISIONZ 4773               12  11  3  107 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGER PRIDE 4777           11  10  2   84 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 12  11  0   62 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FAITH 4750.  The ten other most popular fighters were TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558, 
POSSESSION 4827, DOGGO 4694, THE WATCH DOG 4661, BLACK WIDOW 4809, VISIONZ 4773, 
VORTEX 4846, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, HARRY MUTT 4693, and REUNITED 4771.

The least popular fighter this week was LARGE MARGE 4868.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANYA 4829, TIGER PRIDE 4777, LUG NUT 4669, MARIA 4770, LASSO 
4668, BYE 4862, REUNITED 4771, HARRY MUTT 4693, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, and VORTEX 4846.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FAITH (14-4750) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)