DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/27/2012    Duedate: 09/08/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TWO BUCK CHUCK
NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4558) [14-4-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TWO BUCK CHUCK                 POSITION IS EMPTY
NO-HALF STEPPING (451)         
(14-4558) [14-4-0,149]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE WATCH DOG                  TWO BUCK CHUCK
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
(14-4661) [22-32-0,104]        (14-4558) [14-4-0,149]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        22
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       20      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. NO-HALF STEPPING (451)      19      Unchartered Team
4. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)     0
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)           0      VERMIN ARE FUN (281)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)   1   0  0  100   1/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      6  9 0
 2- 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        61  30  1 67.0   2/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     5  5 0
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     685 510 39 57.3   3/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 4/ 4 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    79  68  5 53.7   4/ 5 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)    3  0 0
 5/ 5 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     44  41  4 51.8   5- 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        3  3 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       782 904 14 46.4   6- 6*SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 692): WHAT? Of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 685): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 650): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 647): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 532): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 590): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 692): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 684): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 650): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 647): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 532): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 590): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 703): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TOBIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE DOGHOUSE, since THE 
DEATH SQUAD took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see SEVERE PUNISHMENT win a fight and gain 15 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CIVILIZED CRIMINAL beat VORTEX and VORTEX lost 6 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, TOBIR may be getting bland, 
as TWO BUCK CHUCK stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  ZOMBIE SQUAD was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was WU-TANG FOREVER.  
Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DOGGO was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  DOGGO was challenged by one of WU-TANG 
FOREVER's warriors this turn, with VISIONZ having a lead of 31 points going into the 
fight.  Question now is, will TOBIR accept this sort of tacky behavior?  VISIONZ 
beating DOGGO.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558          14   4  0   149       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISIONZ 4773                 14  11  3   134       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-SPIKE 4764                   10   1  0   123       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 LUG NUT 4669                 30  20  0   110       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-ZANDER 4759                  10   5  1   105       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 THE WATCH DOG 4661           22  32  0   104       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BLACK WIDOW 4809             14   8  2    99       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 TIGER PRIDE 4777             13  10  2    91       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGGO 4694                   21  16  0    84       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LASSO 4668                   13  38  2    79       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              13  24  0    71       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 REUNITED 4771                12  12  1    71       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANYA 4829                     6   3  0    62       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 MARIA 4770                   12  13  0    61       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        2   2  0    45       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775           8  16  0    40       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VORTEX 4846                   5   4  0    29       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POSSESSION 4827               1   0  0    21       SPEAK OF THE DEVIL (483)
 LARGE MARGE 4868              1   2  0    17       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-BIGGER THOMAS 4532            3   2  0    16       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-JUST BORN 4575                1   1  0     9       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
-MR. IMPACT 4570               1   2  0     5       NO-HALF STEPPING (451)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Visionz -- It was all that color stuff.  I was confused.  What does it mean? -- Doggo

Anything as hairy as that "Khalhums Dwarf" needs to be bitten, and I bit him. -- The
Watch Dog
P.S.  And the fans loved seeing it happen.  No one likes him.

Watch Dog -- If you hadn't been QUITE such a vicious mutt, I might have fared better!
-- Lasso

Black Widow -- Darned spider.  Too small for me to see. -- Harry Mutt

I don't know what that Cheerful Fan threw at me, but it was BAD. -- The Little Pup
P.S.  And he's a cat, too.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VISIONZ devastated DOGGO in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
SEVERE PUNISHMENT demolished THE LITTLE PUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TWO BUCK CHUCK overpowered LUG NUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Title duel.
BLACK WIDOW overpowered LASSO in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
THE WATCH DOG vanquished REUNITED in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HARRY MUTT was savagely defeated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's brawl.
TIGER PRIDE handily defeated MARIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
VORTEX was vanquished by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LARGE MARGE overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  13 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  29 -  2      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558        14   4  0  149 NO-HALF STEPPING (451)
LUNGING ATTACK   VISIONZ 4773               14  11  3  134 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
TOTAL PARRY      LUG NUT 4669               30  20  0  110 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGER PRIDE 4777           13  10  2   91 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WALL OF STEEL    DOGGO 4694                 21  16  0   84 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE WATCH DOG 4661.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TWO BUCK CHUCK 4558.  The ten other most popular fighters were VISIONZ 4773, 
BLACK WIDOW 4809, THE WATCH DOG 4661, TIGER PRIDE 4777, LARGE MARGE 4868, SEVERE 
PUNISHMENT 4774, LUG NUT 4669, HARRY MUTT 4693, MARIA 4770, and VORTEX 4846.

The least popular fighter this week was REUNITED 4771.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LASSO 4668, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, DOGGO 4694, VORTEX 4846, MARIA 4770, 
HARRY MUTT 4693, LUG NUT 4669, SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774, LARGE MARGE 4868, and TIGER 
PRIDE 4777.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

VISIONZ (14-4773) WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
LUG NUT (14-4669) THE DEATH SQUAD (63)