DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2012    Duedate: 12/01/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REUNITED
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4771) [16-14-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REUNITED                       POSITION IS EMPTY
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)          
(14-4771) [16-14-1,102]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LASSO                          VORTEX
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4668) [14-43-2,87]         (14-4846) [9-6-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        38
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       33      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)         -10      Unchartered Team

                                       IRON GRENADIERS (441)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     707 517 40 57.8   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     13  2 1
 2/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     53  47  4 53.0   2/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       791 925 14 46.1   3/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     4  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 710): LASSO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 695): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 294): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 691): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 692): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 710): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 695): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 694): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 691): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 709): TIGER PRIDE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          THE WATCH DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 690): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): ARCHBISHOP ARNDT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): VIOLENT ORANGE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm the duelmaster, and I'm going to write a column, even if everyone else on
the team says we should just have one fat personal because nobody outside our team
will write any.  See if I care!  I'm duelmaster.  So there.  My sister Lassie never
did anything like this.

                                       Lasso

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for MARIA, who flew up 12 points in the 
rankings after mashing VETERAN MERCENARY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  
In front of all the crowds, REUNITED took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give 
the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena.  And who is 
this HARRY MUTT you ask, with 73 points and a 15-28-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!  In a mismatch, our friend LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD got heroic notions 
and challenged HARRY MUTT.  What did it get her?  A 6-3-0 record, that's what.  To 
the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', HARRY MUTT was taken out by the 
lower-ranked LARGE MARGE.  (Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).  Challenging down 
22 points was BROWN WIDOW.  Pretty soon she'll be using two shields and selling 
'T.P.:  The only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  BROWN WIDOW bested A 
DOG FOR TODAY, a mismatch of 22 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, SIDEWINDER went after THE LITTLE PUP, who was higher by 19 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, SIDEWINDER was bested by THE LITTLE PUP.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TOBIR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REUNITED 4771                16  14  1   102       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIA 4770                   16  15  0    90       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 LASSO 4668                   14  43  2    87       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LARGE MARGE 4868              6   3  0    84       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              15  28  0    73       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VORTEX 4846                   9   6  0    60       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775          10  20  0    54       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        2   2  0    45       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875              4   0  0    29       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIDEWINDER 4876               3   1  0    23       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879             1   0  0    10       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 A DOG FOR TODAY 4877          0   4  0     4       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FEATHERS 4881                 0   1  0     1       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPPADONNA 4880         0  1 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  SHEWISH GIANT         711  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Large Marge -- You... you stepped on my tail!  Owowow! -- The Little Pup

Brown Widow -- Both our records remain perfect.  That's probably good. -- A Dog For
Today

Reunited -- You shouldn't try to do that while I'm WATCHING.  It was so, well,
personal or something that I didn't know where to look. -- The Watch Dog

Oh, it's just M. Chardinee.  What a thrill. -- Harry Mutt

Maria -- You... SHE-CAT!  I liked our fight. -- Lasso

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CAPPADONNA was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LARGE MARGE vanquished HARRY MUTT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SIDEWINDER was demolished by THE LITTLE PUP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BROWN WIDOW devastated A DOG FOR TODAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LASSO was demolished by REUNITED in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
MARIA vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VORTEX savagely defeated CHEERFUL FAN in a 2 minute master vs. novice brawl.
MAN MOUNTAIN vanquished FEATHERS in a 3 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  12 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       REUNITED 4771              16  14  1  102 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 16  15  0   90 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  LARGE MARGE 4868            6   3  0   84 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WALL OF STEEL    VORTEX 4846                 9   6  0   60 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LASSO 4668.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
VORTEX 4846.  The ten other most popular fighters were REUNITED 4771, MARIA 4770, 
FEATHERS 4881, CAPPADONNA 4880, LARGE MARGE 4868, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, BROWN WIDOW 
4875, HARRY MUTT 4693, SIDEWINDER 4876, and A DOG FOR TODAY 4877.

The least popular fighter this week was MAN MOUNTAIN 4879.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LASSO 4668, A DOG FOR TODAY 4877, SIDEWINDER 4876, HARRY MUTT 
4693, BROWN WIDOW 4875, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, LARGE MARGE 4868, CAPPADONNA 4880, 
FEATHERS 4881, and MARIA 4770.