DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/03/2012    Duedate: 12/15/2012

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-712

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REUNITED
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4771) [17-14-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REUNITED                       POSITION IS EMPTY
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)          
(14-4771) [17-14-1,109]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LASSO                          THE LITTLE PUP
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-4668) [14-44-2,88]         (14-4775) [11-20-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          29
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       13      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)       -10      Unchartered Team

                                       FORCE OF GLORY (400)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     708 521 40 57.6   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 1
 2/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     55  47  4 53.9   2/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       794 927 14 46.1   3/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     4  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 711): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 295): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 692): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 711): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 695): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 692): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 692): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for A DOG FOR TODAY, who flew up 15 points 
in the rankings after mashing MAN MOUNTAIN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  VORTEX was defeated by 
HARRY MUTT and drops 7 points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but 
bloody knuckles was THE DOGHOUSE's LASSO, who was turned away from the Duelmastership 
by REUNITED.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REUNITED 4771                17  14  1   109       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARIA 4770                   17  15  0    96       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LASSO 4668                   14  44  2    88       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              16  28  0    83       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 LARGE MARGE 4868              6   4  0    82       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775          11  20  0    56       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 VORTEX 4846                   9   7  0    53       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        2   2  0    45       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875              4   1  0    30       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 SIDEWINDER 4876               4   1  0    27       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A DOG FOR TODAY 4877          1   4  0    19       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-WU-REVOLUTION 4812            2   0  0    12       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879             1   1  0     4       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FEATHERS 4881                 0   2  0     2       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Large Marge -- If you step on me like that again, I'll... I'll bite your instep! --
Harry Mutt

Sidewinder?  Ha!  I know a snake when I see one! -- The Little Pup

Brown Widow -- I didn't even see you down there! -- A Dog for Today

Reunited -- You see?  THIS is why I did the column last time.  Take then chance when
it comes is what *I* say. -- Lasso

Man Mountain -- I don't think I like you. -- Feathers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

REUNITED devastated LASSO in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MARIA won victory over LARGE MARGE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
HARRY MUTT overpowered VORTEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
THE LITTLE PUP savagely defeated BROWN WIDOW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FEATHERS was overpowered by SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
A DOG FOR TODAY devastated MAN MOUNTAIN in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        23 -  12 -  1      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 712 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       REUNITED 4771              17  14  1  109 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 17  15  0   96 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  LARGE MARGE 4868            6   4  0   82 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
WALL OF STEEL    VORTEX 4846                 9   7  0   53 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LASSO 4668.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE LITTLE PUP 4775.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARRY MUTT 4693, A DOG 
FOR TODAY 4877, MARIA 4770, REUNITED 4771, BROWN WIDOW 4875, SIDEWINDER 4876, LARGE 
MARGE 4868, VORTEX 4846, LASSO 4668, and FEATHERS 4881.

The least popular fighter this week was MAN MOUNTAIN 4879.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FEATHERS 4881, LASSO 4668, VORTEX 4846, LARGE MARGE 4868, 
SIDEWINDER 4876, BROWN WIDOW 4875, REUNITED 4771, MARIA 4770, A DOG FOR TODAY 4877, 
and HARRY MUTT 4693.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium