DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2013    Duedate: 02/09/2013

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-716

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LARGE MARGE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4868) [9-5-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LARGE MARGE                    JEX
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           ORDER (487)
(14-4868) [9-5-0,107]          (14-4848) [3-1-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LASSO                          JEX
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             ORDER (487)
(14-4668) [14-48-2,92]         (14-4848) [3-1-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        22
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       22      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)           9      Unchartered Team
4. ORDER (487)                  8
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)           4      ORDER (487)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ORDER (487)                3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     12  3 0
 2/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        66  33  1 66.7   2/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     7  4 0
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     721 528 40 57.7   3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        3  2 0
 4/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     64  52  4 55.2   4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        3 12 0
 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       799 942 14 45.9   5/ 5*ORDER (487)               2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): ANYA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): SHORTY of RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): HALIFAX of BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 698): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but WU-TANG 
FOREVER will tell you 64-52-4 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for MARIA, who 
pummelled LASSO, to pocket 13 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, 
KHALHUMS DWARF was winsome, after beating THE LITTLE PUP and seeing him lose 2 
points.  In TOBIR, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, LARGE MARGE.  Word has it one team in TOBIR is taking speech lessons to 
try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  If challenges were horses, BROWN WIDOW could 
open up a fast food joint!  As a confidence booster, SEVERE PUNISHMENT challenged 
BROWN WIDOW, down 25 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, 
SEVERE PUNISHMENT?  Warriors of TOBIR!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the 
base challenge of SEVERE PUNISHMENT?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
TOBIR, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Victory 
Tavern.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARGE MARGE 4868              9   5  0   107       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIKE 4764                   10   1  0   123       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
-ZANDER 4759                  10   5  1   105       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 MARIA 4770                   20  16  0    98       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 HARRY MUTT 4693              18  30  0    95       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 ANYA 4829                     8   4  0    93       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 LASSO 4668                   14  48  2    92       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LITTLE PUP 4775          13  22  0    72       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774        4   2  0    70       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VORTEX 4846                  11   9  0    60       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILLOW 4754                   5   2  0    48       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 SIDEWINDER 4876               7   2  0    47       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 BROWN WIDOW 4875              6   3  0    36       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEX 4848                      3   1  0    31       ORDER (487)
 JILES 4885                    2   0  0    24       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WU-REVOLUTION 4812            4   1  0    23       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879             4   2  0    14       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 A DOG FOR TODAY 4877          2   7  0    13       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FEATHERS 4881                 0   6  0     6       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Large Marge -- You're too big.  I had to get out of the arena before you stepped on
me! -- Lasso

Sidewinder -- Huh, it figures.  The Commission keeps calling me a CAT, after all.  So
of COURSE everything else goes wrong, too. -- A Dog for Today

Man Mountain -- You aren't much fun to play with.  Shouldn't you be having more fun?
Because then maybe *I* could have more fun, too, and fun is IMPORTANT. -- Feathers

Vortex -- That's a human-complicated thing, isn't it?  I don't do that stuff.  I just
grab it and shake it till I break its neck, and there we are. -- Harry Mutt

I don't like Dog-kickers, and the Kung-Fu Master IS. -- The Little Pup

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEVERE PUNISHMENT devastated BROWN WIDOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ANYA lost to LARGE MARGE in a action packed 1 minute Title battle.
LASSO was demolished by MARIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE LITTLE PUP was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute veteran's contest.
HARRY MUTT demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SIDEWINDER vanquished DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VORTEX overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WU-REVOLUTION defeated FEATHERS in a 4 minute melee.
A DOG FOR TODAY was vanquished by JILES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JEX viciously subdued MAN MOUNTAIN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        17 -  15 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 716 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LARGE MARGE 4868            9   5  0  107 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARIA 4770                 20  16  0   98 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
AIMED BLOW       ANYA 4829                   8   4  0   93 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
SLASHING ATTACK  SEVERE PUNISHMENT 4774      4   2  0   70 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
WALL OF STEEL    VORTEX 4846                11   9  0   60 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-STRIKE     SIDEWINDER 4876             7   2  0   47 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LASSO 4668.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JEX 4848.  The ten other most popular fighters were LARGE MARGE 4868, SEVERE 
PUNISHMENT 4774, ANYA 4829, MARIA 4770, THE LITTLE PUP 4775, HARRY MUTT 4693, 
SIDEWINDER 4876, FEATHERS 4881, JILES 4885, and BROWN WIDOW 4875.

The least popular fighter this week was WU-REVOLUTION 4812.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, A DOG FOR TODAY 4877, LASSO 4668, VORTEX 
4846, BROWN WIDOW 4875, JILES 4885, FEATHERS 4881, SIDEWINDER 4876, HARRY MUTT 4693, 
and THE LITTLE PUP 4775.