DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/15/2013    Duedate: 07/27/2013

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-728

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SIDEWINDER
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4876) [15-6-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIDEWINDER                     POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           
(14-4876) [15-6-0,93]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SIDEWINDER                     BROWN WIDOW
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4876) [15-6-0,93]          (14-4875) [13-8-1,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        31
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       11      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)           6      Unchartered Team
4. BLOOD BANK INC. (309)        0
5. LIVING LARGE (490)           0      IRON GRENADIERS (441)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     758 551 42 57.9   1/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     8  1 0
 2/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     86  67  6 56.2   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      7  8 0
 3- 3 BLOOD BANK INC. (309)     48  46  2 51.1   3/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       825 974 14 45.9   4- 4 BLOOD BANK INC. (309)     1  0 0
 5- 6*LIVING LARGE (490)         3   9  0 25.0   5- 5*LIVING LARGE (490)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 728): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 727): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 712): IN THE BUSHES of B. B. NEWSBOY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 715): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): BEETLEJUICE of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 709): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 673): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 670): HECATE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 661): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 555): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 613): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 728): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 712): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 715): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (Doc Legrand, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 709): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 673): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 670): LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 661): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 555): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 613): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): TINY MEERKAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): BEETLEJUICE of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TOBIR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, THE DEATH SQUAD, since 
WU-TANG FOREVER took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FEATHERS win a fight and gain 19 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GHOSTFACE beat OLD HOWEL and OLD HOWEL lost 10 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, TOBIR may be getting bland, 
as SIDEWINDER stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why 
am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, TOBIR?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in TOBIR to get a drink than The Victory 
Tavern!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIDEWINDER 4876              15   6  0    93       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANEGATIVE 2709               13   7  0    97       BLOOD BANK INC. (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             13   8  1    74       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-I.V. 2840                     8   4  1    73       BLOOD BANK INC. (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            12   6  0    56       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FEATHERS 4881                 6  12  0    46       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 WU-REVOLUTION 4812            9   8  0    45       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 THE SQUARE 4892               7   3  1    38       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-ANTISERA 2874                 5   3  0    38       BLOOD BANK INC. (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANSION 4897                  2   1  0    29       LIVING LARGE (490)
 FLOPPSIE 4902                 3   2  0    26       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-DRAGON'S LAIR 4901            4   0  0    25       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 4903                    4   1  0    21       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 GHOSTFACE 4916                1   1  0    20       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-MAID 4896                     1   1  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
 ODB 4891                      1   0  0    11       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 BIG RED 4900                  2   4  0    10       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-TOURNIQUET 3012               2   1  1     8       BLOOD BANK INC. (309)
-LATEX GLOVES 3015             1   1  0     7       BLOOD BANK INC. (309)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                1   3  0     6       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 KISS OF DEATH 4910            1   3  0     6       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-JAGUAR 4898                   0   3  0     5       LIVING LARGE (490)
-BUTLER 4899                   0   2  0     2       LIVING LARGE (490)
-CHAUFFEUR 4895                0   2  0     2       LIVING LARGE (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kiss of Death -- Huh, a mere CAT can't do that.  You need a Dog with a really big
tongue. -- Big Red

Ghostface -- You look funny.  No Dog really likes a person who looks funny. -- Spike

And for the rest of the pack, bah.  They lost.

     If you sent personals to hal and they do not appear in this newsletter, it's
     due to the disruptions associated with the tourney.  Probably your personals
     will appear next time the newsletter prints.  Sorry.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIDEWINDER devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BROWN WIDOW was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
WU-REVOLUTION was defeated by FEATHERS in a 3 minute duel.
MAN MOUNTAIN devastated FLOPPSIE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
SPIKE was overpowered by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE SQUARE overpowered BIG RED in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
GHOSTFACE handily defeated OLD HOWEL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KISS OF DEATH lost to ODB in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   6 -  2      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SIDEWINDER 4876            15   6  0   93 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       BROWN WIDOW 4875           13   8  1   74 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          12   6  0   56 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SQUARE 4892             7   3  1   38 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SIDEWINDER 4876.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BROWN WIDOW 4875.  The ten other most popular fighters were FEATHERS 4881, 
FLOPPSIE 4902, SIDEWINDER 4876, THE SQUARE 4892, ODB 4891, GHOSTFACE 4916, MAN 
MOUNTAIN 4879, SPIKE 4903, WU-REVOLUTION 4812, and BIG RED 4900.

The least popular fighter this week was KISS OF DEATH 4910.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OLD HOWEL 4915, BIG RED 4900, WU-REVOLUTION 4812, SPIKE 4903, 
MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, GHOSTFACE 4916, ODB 4891, THE SQUARE 4892, SIDEWINDER 4876, and 
FLOPPSIE 4902.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.