DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2013    Duedate: 09/21/2013

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAN MOUNTAIN
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4879) [16-6-0,75]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAN MOUNTAIN                   BARIUM ENEMY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4879) [16-6-0,75]          (14-4924) [3-0-1,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FEATHERS                       GHOSTFACE
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4881) [8-14-0,66]          (14-4916) [2-4-1,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POWERS OF PAIN (491)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN! (495)             47
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        28      THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       19      Unchartered Team
4. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)   15
5. LIVING LARGE (490)           0PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)   3   0  1  100   1/ 2*POWERS OF PAIN (491)      9  6 0
 2/ 0*WRATHMEN! (495)            2   1  1 66.7   2/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      8  7 2
 3/ 2*POWERS OF PAIN (491)       9   6  0 60.0   3/ 1 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        7  8 0
 4/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     768 561 44 57.8   4/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     6  5 0
 5/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     93  74  6 55.7   5/ 5*PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  3  0 1
 6/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       836 983 14 46.0   6/ 0*WRATHMEN! (495)           2  1 1
 7- 6*LIVING LARGE (490)         4  13  0 23.5   7- 7*LIVING LARGE (490)        1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 731): MAN MOUNTAIN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 719): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 715): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 712): FLEX of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 677): SOLDIER 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 674): DUSTY MILLER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 665): ARLENE ROSS of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 617): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 731): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 719): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 715): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 712): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 677): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 674): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 665): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 617): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 732): TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
                               DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
                   (turn 731): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 711): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 676): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 673): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 6664: IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 559): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to TOBIR once again!  Woof!  THE DOGHOUSE were a bunch of dogs 
after POWERS OF PAIN got through with 'em!  3rd ain't so sweet as 1st!  Some people 
say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  
Well WU-TANG FOREVER moved up 0, to 4th.  A team with purpose!  A team with the skill 
to back up their boasts!  Getting a 2-1-1 their first time out is WRATHMEN!.  What's 
with SAVINA?  She actually beat POWERS OF PAIN's JASON, and walked away with 25 more 
points from the fight.  Laughs were big at TOBIR while they watched CIVILIZED 
CRIMINAL clobber FLOPPSIE.  She lost 15 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  Try as he might, M. CHARDINEE wasn't good enough at persuading MAN 
MOUNTAIN to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
POWERS OF PAIN.  The bums at PERIODIC STATEMENTS couldn't face the challenges from 
POWERS OF PAIN!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, WU-REVOLUTION!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that BROWN 
WIDOW gets in.  She fights people like FEATHERS, 9 points below.  I thought BROWN 
WIDOW showed great skill and promise when she lost to FEATHERS.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of TOBIR unite.  You have only your games to lose!  SAVINA of WRATHMEN! 
got 25 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, POWERS OF PAIN!  Many a 
warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            16   6  0    75       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEATHERS 4881                 8  14  0    66       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             14  11  1    54       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 WU-REVOLUTION 4812           11  10  0    53       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 THE SQUARE 4892               9   5  1    46       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 BARIUM ENEMY 4924             3   0  1    46       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
 FLOPPSIE 4902                 6   3  0    45       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DUMB SLOB 4942            2   0  1    33       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 GHOSTFACE 4916                2   4  1    32       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 ODB 4891                      3   1  0    31       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-DRAGON'S LAIR 4901            4   0  0    25       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 SAVINA 4936                   1   0  1    25       WRATHMEN! (495)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG RED 4900                  5   5  0    23       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SPIKE 4903                    6   3  0    21       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 GRANMEYER 4937                1   0  0    21       WRATHMEN! (495)
 CORWIN 4943                   2   0  0    20       POWERS OF PAIN (491)
 KISS OF DEATH 4910            2   6  0    19       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 TANIS 4946                    1   0  0    15       POWERS OF PAIN (491)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                2   6  0    12       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
 EVELYN 4906                   1   2  0    11       POWERS OF PAIN (491)
-MANSION 4897                  2   3  0     9       LIVING LARGE (490)
 BONE CRUSHER 4909             2   1  0     7       POWERS OF PAIN (491)
-JAGUAR 4898                   0   4  0     4       LIVING LARGE (490)
-BUTLER 4899                   0   2  0     2       LIVING LARGE (490)
-CHAUFFEUR 4895                0   2  0     2       LIVING LARGE (490)
 REMUS 4934                    0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN! (495)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JASON 4904              2  1 0 POWERS OF PAIN 491   SAVINA 4936           732   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
REBECCA 4933            0  1 0 POWERS OF PAIN 491   BARIUM ENEMY 4924     730   
WINDY 4905              1  1 0 POWERS OF PAIN 491   BIG DUMB SLOB 4942    731   
DOLLA BILL 4927         1  1 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  GHOSTFACE 4916        730  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Man Mountain -- Oh, pooh!  Who wants a title?  It's time to PLAY! -- Feathers, a
Golden Retriever at heart and elsewhere

Kiss of Death -- Again, I get to show you the REAL super kiss.  The Drippy Tongue of
Dog! -- Big Red
P.S.  And you a cat, too.

The Square -- A square is so not-like-a-dog.  Circles, that's us. -- Spike

And two wins over standbys. -- Floppsie and Old Howel

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WU-REVOLUTION outwaited GHOSTFACE in a 7 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
BROWN WIDOW was overcome by FEATHERS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
KISS OF DEATH bested OLD HOWEL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
BIG DUMB SLOB overpowered SPIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAN MOUNTAIN outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 10 minute Title brawl.
FLOPPSIE was overpowered by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE SQUARE devastated BIG RED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BARIUM ENEMY handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ODB vanquished EVELYN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BONE CRUSHER was vanquished by GRANMEYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JASON was assassinated by SAVINA in a 1 minute uneven match.
CORWIN overpowered REMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANIS demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  11 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   8 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          16   6  0   75 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       BROWN WIDOW 4875           14  11  1   54 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SQUARE 4892             9   5  1   46 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
BASHING ATTACK   BARIUM ENEMY 4924           3   0  1   46 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLOPPSIE 4902               6   3  0   45 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FEATHERS 4881.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GHOSTFACE 4916.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRANMEYER 4937, BROWN 
WIDOW 4875, FEATHERS 4881, KISS OF DEATH 4910, BIG DUMB SLOB 4942, THE SQUARE 4892, 
BARIUM ENEMY 4924, ODB 4891, CORWIN 4943, and TANIS 4946.

The least popular fighter this week was REMUS 4934.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JASON 4904, BONE CRUSHER 4909, EVELYN 4906, BIG RED 4900, FLOPPSIE 
4902, MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, SPIKE 4903, WU-REVOLUTION 4812, SAVINA 4936, and OLD HOWEL 
4915.