DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/04/2013 Duedate: 11/16/2013
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-736
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BARIUM ENEMY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4924) [7-0-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAN MOUNTAIN BARIUM ENEMY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4879) [18-8-0,78] (14-4924) [7-0-1,101]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BROWN WIDOW THE SQUARE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4875) [17-12-1,75] (14-4892) [13-5-1,70]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 47
2. WRATHMEN! (495) 34 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. LIVING LARGE (490) 15 Unchartered Team
4. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493) 8
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 6PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*PERIODIC STATEMENT (493) 7 0 1 100 1/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 8 7 0
2/ 2*WRATHMEN! (495) 11 6 1 64.7 2/ 1*WRATHMEN! (495) 6 5 0
3/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 778 571 44 57.7 3/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479) 5 3 0
4/ 5 WU-TANG FOREVER (479) 99 78 6 55.9 4/ 2 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 5 10 2
5/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 843 996 16 45.8 5/ 5*PERIODIC STATEMENT (493) 3 0 0
6/ 0*LIVING LARGE (490) 5 13 0 27.8 6/ 0*LIVING LARGE (490) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 735): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 720): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 723): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 719): COLIN 911 of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 716): FLEX of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 717): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 681): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 678): 21STCENTURY SKITZOID of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 621): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 735): WRATHMEN! (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 720): MIDDLE WAY 15
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 723): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 719): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 716): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 717): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 681): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 678): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 621): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
(turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 718): MELONDIE PRINN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 716): FLEX of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in TOBIR.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say good-bye to
WRATHMEN!, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE DEATH SQUAD
stable. Hey everybody, watch out for MANSION, who flew up 15 points in the rankings
after mashing OLD HOWEL like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was ODB, who dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the
least) bout with GHOSTFACE. Our battling duelmaster BARIUM ENEMY has managed to hold
the title, fending off MAN MOUNTAIN's none too subtle advances. Better luck next
time, THE DEATH SQUAD. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger
halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TOBIR arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THE DOGHOUSE, please raise you hand. Wow.
Does TOBIR really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling
your rasberries, cause THE DEATH SQUAD beats feet every time THE DOGHOUSE smiles at
them. Try farming, eh? And who is this BROWN WIDOW you ask, with 75 points and a
17-12-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a touching display by a 'touched'
warrior, FONZANOON went after SPIKE, who was higher by 25 points. Well, when the
dust settled, FONZANOON overcame SPIKE.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the TOBIR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARIUM ENEMY 4924 7 0 1 101 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAN MOUNTAIN 4879 18 8 0 78 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
BROWN WIDOW 4875 17 12 1 75 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
THE SQUARE 4892 13 5 1 70 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEATHERS 4881 10 16 1 64 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
WU-REVOLUTION 4812 12 13 0 59 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANMEYER 4937 4 1 0 51 WRATHMEN! (495)
GHOSTFACE 4916 4 6 1 42 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
FLOPPSIE 4902 7 6 0 41 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG RED 4900 7 7 1 32 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ODB 4891 4 2 0 30 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
SPIKE 4903 7 6 0 27 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
REMUS 4934 3 2 0 27 WRATHMEN! (495)
-DRAGON'S LAIR 4901 4 0 0 25 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
FONZANOON 4948 1 1 0 25 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
MANSION 4897 3 3 0 24 LIVING LARGE (490)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLD HOWEL 4915 3 9 0 18 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
GHARNEF 4949 1 0 0 13 WRATHMEN! (495)
-MAID 4896 2 2 0 12 LIVING LARGE (490)
IT'S A QUINOA! 4950 1 0 0 6 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-JAGUAR 4898 0 4 0 4 LIVING LARGE (490)
-BUTLER 4899 0 2 0 2 LIVING LARGE (490)
-CHAUFFEUR 4895 0 2 0 2 LIVING LARGE (490)
DARMON 4938 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN! (495)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JASON 4904 2 1 0 POWERS OF PAIN 491 SAVINA 4936 732 NONE
NO 4935 0 1 0 WRATHMEN! 495 DARK CHAMPION 736 NONE
SAVINA 4936 3 1 1 WRATHMEN! 495 FEATHERS 4881 735
PERSONAL ADS
Barium Enemy -- Congrats on gaining the record for youngest DM in Tobir's last 400 or
so turns! Records only go back so far, after all, and at one point there must've
been a 1-0 or 2-0 DM. Anyway, we will meet again.... soon! -- Man Mountain
These replacements are so hit and miss lately! Hoping the new one is a hit! --
Street Legal
Kharadmon -- Yes, our reaction time has slowed with age! -- Street Legal
Man Mountain -- Doing nothing in the arena, doing things out of the arena, it's all
about balance. -- Jorja
P.S. We appreciate the effort made in producing a column. It was a good one.
If I don't know who you are, how can I know whether you want to know about my
ancestry? -- Floppsie
P.S. But NO, I do NOT have one red ear. The idea! How garish.
Granmeyer -- Listen, if They want money because of me getting hurt, let them place
bets! Why should I risk MY money? -- Old Howel
Savina -- Unintentional, sorry. -- Feathers
P.S. But someone's got to look out for Floppsie. The Great Dog knows SHE can't.
Odb -- What? I can't even pronounce THAT if I try it with a bone in my mouth. -- Old
Howel
Remus -- It was just a big kiss, you know. There was no need for you to get all
alarmed and defensive. -- Floppsie (a golden retriever at heart and probably
elsewhere)
The Civilized Criminal had a (gasp) ROLLED UP NEWSLETTER! I call that unfair! -- Big
Red
The Fratsfan Noble didn't have a clue. Not one single clue. -- Spike
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NO was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BROWN WIDOW bested FEATHERS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
GHOSTFACE subdued ODB in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
FONZANOON devastated SPIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BARIUM ENEMY savagely defeated MAN MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute bloody Title match.
THE SQUARE bested GRANMEYER in a popular 2 minute duel.
WU-REVOLUTION unbelievably bested FLOPPSIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
BIG RED overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MANSION vanquished OLD HOWEL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
REMUS vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARMON was savagely defeated by IT'S A QUINOA! in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.
GHARNEF overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 8 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 14 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 2 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 7 - 0 13 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 736 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BARIUM ENEMY 4924 7 0 1 101 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
TOTAL PARRY MAN MOUNTAIN 4879 18 8 0 78 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW BROWN WIDOW 4875 17 12 1 75 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK THE SQUARE 4892 13 5 1 70 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
SLASHING ATTACK FLOPPSIE 4902 7 6 0 41 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BROWN WIDOW 4875. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE SQUARE 4892. The ten other most popular fighters were FLOPPSIE 4902,
IT'S A QUINOA! 4950, NO 4935, BROWN WIDOW 4875, BARIUM ENEMY 4924, WU-REVOLUTION
4812, MANSION 4897, REMUS 4934, GHOSTFACE 4916, and ODB 4891.
The least popular fighter this week was DARMON 4938. The other ten least popular
fighters were OLD HOWEL 4915, SPIKE 4903, FEATHERS 4881, GHARNEF 4949, MAN MOUNTAIN
4879, BIG RED 4900, GRANMEYER 4937, FONZANOON 4948, ODB 4891, and GHOSTFACE 4916.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ZANDER (14-4759) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)