DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/30/2013    Duedate: 01/11/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-740

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARIUM ENEMY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4924) [10-1-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARIUM ENEMY                   POSITION IS EMPTY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)      
(14-4924) [10-1-1,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN WIDOW                    WILLOW
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4875) [19-14-2,73]         (14-4754) [9-3-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       27
2. LIVING LARGE (490)          24PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        21      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)          20
5. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)   14      FORCE OF GLORY (400)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  10   1  1 90.9   1/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     8  5 1
 2- 2*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    11   5  0 68.8   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      8  7 1
 3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        77  42  2 64.7   3/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 4- 4*WRATHMEN! (495)           17  10  1 63.0   4- 3*WRATHMEN! (495)           4  1 0
 5/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     790 579 45 57.7   5/ 5 LIVING LARGE (490)        3  4 0
 6/ 6 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    109  84  7 56.5   6/ 7 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  2  1 0
 7/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       849 %1010 16 45.7   7/ 8 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        2  4 0
 8/ 8 LIVING LARGE (490)         9  17  0 34.6   8- 6*SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)    1  0 0
 9- 9*UNLIKELY HEROES (415)      1   2  0 33.3   9- 9*UNLIKELY HEROES (415)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): KONANN CEE of THE HERCULOIDS (Kell Drakestone, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 739): THE SQUARE of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 724): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 720): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 721): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 739): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 724): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 723): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 720): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 721): NATURE MADE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 723): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 722): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                              HUBERT KOMBUN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 719): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of TOBIR!  Once again I've been called out of retirement for 
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  TOBIR watched with glee as 
THE DEATH SQUAD got knocked off top spot by WU-TANG FOREVER!  What's with ANYA?  It 
actually beat THE DEATH SQUAD's BROWN WIDOW, and walked away with 22 more points from 
the fight.  Major screwup at THE DOGHOUSE.  FLOPPSIE lost 16 points to ODB.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe FLOPPSIE will provide more easy wins...  Another fighter 
(BARIUM ENEMY 10-1-1) challenged another Duelmaster (THE SQUARE 16-6-1).  Life goes 
on.  I'm sure TOBIR is excited about BARIUM ENEMY, the new Duelmaster from PERIODIC 
STATEMENTS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you 
want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, WU-TANG 
FOREVER!  In my day, no team with a 106-83-6 would scare me off!  What's the problem, 
THE DEATH SQUAD?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, 
FEATHERS!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  FONZANOON of THE 
DEATH SQUAD knows how to pick 'em.  It challenged FEATHERS of THE DOGHOUSE who is up 
by 24.  Now was this a wise move?  FONZANOON perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as 
it was overcame by FEATHERS and ended up with 40 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting 
younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARIUM ENEMY 4924            10   1  1   110       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            21   9  0    97       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 THE SQUARE 4892              16   6  1    95       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 ANYA 4829                    11   8  0    92       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLOW 4754                   9   3  0    87       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             19  14  2    73       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEATHERS 4881                12  18  1    65       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-GRANMEYER 4937                5   2  0    63       WRATHMEN! (495)
 ODB 4891                      7   3  0    61       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MANSION 4897                  7   3  0    57       LIVING LARGE (490)
-ASPHYXIATE 4567               7   1  0    57       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901            7   0  0    51       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 GHOSTFACE 4916                6   8  1    41       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 JILES 4885                    5   2  1    41       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 FLOPPSIE 4902                 9   8  0    40       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 FONZANOON 4948                3   3  0    40       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG RED 4900                  7  11  1    33       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SPIKE 4903                    7  10  0    31       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-EVISCERATE 4565               2   1  0    31       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)
-REMUS 4934                    4   3  0    30       WRATHMEN! (495)
 IT'S A QUINOA! 4950           4   1  0    29       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                5  11  0    26       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-DECAPITATE 4568               2   2  0    26       SURGEONS OF DOOM (465)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIZARD LADY 4070              1   2  0    23       UNLIKELY HEROES (415)
-GHARNEF 4949                  2   1  0    21       WRATHMEN! (495)
-GREYMAR 4951                  2   0  0    20       WRATHMEN! (495)
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
-DARMON 4938                   1   2  0    11       WRATHMEN! (495)
 U-GOD 4953                    1   0  1     7       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 JAGUAR 4898                   0   6  0     6       LIVING LARGE (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUTLER 4899             0  3 0 LIVING LARGE 490     WURM KIN              740  NONE
CHAUFFEUR 4895          0  3 0 LIVING LARGE 490     HIGH ELF              740  NONE
WU-REVOLUTION 4812     12 16 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  BROWN WIDOW 4875      739   
BYE 4955                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     HIGH ELF              740  NONE
WALKER 4954             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     U-GOD 4953            740   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lizard Lady -- I don't get this.  You're a hero?  I thought you were a villain for
Lester Girls?  Humans should NOT change back and forth like this.  DOGS don't change
that way. -- Old Howel

Willow -- There was no need to be RUDE.  It was just an automatic reaction:  Dog,
tree, you know.  Next time, don't come out wearing bark. -- Feathers

Fonzanoon -- You're a GOLEM!  Admit it, you ARE.  You've got WHEELS, and you were
just scooting around like... like a wagon without a horse!  Of COURSE I chased you.
I'm a DOG.  It's what I do. -- Floppsie

Dragon's Lair -- Well, darn.  I was just taking a little nap.  You were supposed to
wake me when you were ready to start fighting. -- Spike

Odb -- I didn't realize the arenamaster was calling for the fight to start.  How was
I to know that was your name?  I just thought he was spitting. -- Big Red, aggrieved

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHAUFFEUR was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUTLER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BARIUM ENEMY won victory over THE SQUARE in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
FONZANOON was savagely defeated by FEATHERS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GHOSTFACE vanquished SPIKE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
IT'S A QUINOA! viciously subdued BIG RED in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MAN MOUNTAIN unbelievably bested WILLOW in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
BROWN WIDOW was overpowered by ANYA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DRAGON'S LAIR luckily beat JILES in a 2 minute brutal fight.
ODB demolished FLOPPSIE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MANSION devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JAGUAR was bested by OLD HOWEL in a 2 minute bout.
WALKER was viciously butchered by U-GOD in a action packed 1 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  12 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  10 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        15 -  10 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 740 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BARIUM ENEMY 4924          10   1  1  110 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          21   9  0   97 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SQUARE 4892            16   6  1   95 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
AIMED BLOW       ANYA 4829                  11   8  0   92 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION 4897                7   3  0   57 LIVING LARGE (490)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLOPPSIE 4902               9   8  0   40 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN WIDOW 4875.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WILLOW 4754.  The ten other most popular fighters were GHOSTFACE 4916, JILES 
4885, BARIUM ENEMY 4924, FEATHERS 4881, IT'S A QUINOA! 4950, OLD HOWEL 4915, U-GOD 
4953, ANYA 4829, MANSION 4897, and CHAUFFEUR 4895.

The least popular fighter this week was FLOPPSIE 4902.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BROWN WIDOW 4875, BIG RED 4900, BYE 4955, BUTLER 4899, WALKER 4954, 
DRAGON'S LAIR 4901, SPIKE 4903, JAGUAR 4898, ODB 4891, and MAN MOUNTAIN 4879.