DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2014    Duedate: 02/08/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-742

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WILLOW
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
(14-4754) [11-3-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WILLOW                         POSITION IS EMPTY
ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)             
(14-4754) [11-3-0,113]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN WIDOW                    THE SQUARE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4875) [20-15-2,84]         (14-4892) [16-8-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LIVING LARGE (490)          57
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        55      ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
3. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       18      Unchartered Team
4. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)    0
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          -6      PLAGUE (276)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  11   1  1 91.7   1/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      9  6 0
 2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        80  43  2 65.0   2/ 1 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     7  7 2
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     796 583 45 57.7   3/ 5 LIVING LARGE (490)        5  4 0
 4/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    113  90  8 55.7   4/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        4  5 0
 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       851 %1018 16 45.5   5/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        4 11 0
 6/ 6 LIVING LARGE (490)        13  18  0 41.9   6- 6 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 741): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 726): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 725): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 722): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 723): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 741): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 726): MISFITS OF DOOM (Tukoh?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 722): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 723): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in TOBIR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Woof!  WU-TANG FOREVER were a 
bunch of dogs after THE DEATH SQUAD got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! 
THE DEATH SQUAD showed TOBIR what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance 
to walk off with 5-0-0.  What's with ODB?  He actually beat ZOMBIE SQUAD's ANYA, and 
walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at ZOMBIE SQUAD.  ANYA 
lost 26 points to ODB.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe ANYA will provide more 
easy wins...  What a role model for TOBIR's young 'uns!  BARIUM ENEMY becomes 
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I'm sure TOBIR is excited about 
WILLOW, the new Duelmaster from ZOMBIE SQUAD.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as 
many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear 
some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  What 
do people see in DRAGON'S LAIR?  His 8-1-0?  WU-TANG FOREVER ain't talkin', but he's 
got 45 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLOW 4754                  11   3  0   113       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BARIUM ENEMY 4924            11   1  1   117       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
 ODB 4891                      9   3  1    96       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            22  10  0    95       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANYA 4829                    12   9  0    86       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             20  15  2    84       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 THE SQUARE 4892              16   8  1    84       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 MANSION 4897                  8   3  0    73       LIVING LARGE (490)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEATHERS 4881                13  19  1    62       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GHOSTFACE 4916                7   9  1    50       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 IT'S A QUINOA! 4950           6   1  0    49       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FONZANOON 4948                4   4  0    48       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901            8   1  0    45       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
-JILES 4885                    5   2  1    41       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 SPIKE 4903                    8  11  0    35       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 BIG RED 4900                  7  13  1    35       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAGUAR 4898                   2   6  0    33       LIVING LARGE (490)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                5  13  0    28       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
 CRAP 1 4959                   1   0  0     9       LIVING LARGE (490)
 U-GOD 4953                    1   2  1     6       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 CAPPADONNA 4961               1   0  0     4       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 HAHA HOUND 4962               0   1  0     1       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAP 2 4960             0  1 0 LIVING LARGE 490     ARENAMASTER VASH      742  NONE
FLOPPSIE 4902           9  9 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     ODB 4891              741   
WU-REVOLUTION 4812     12 16 0 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  BROWN WIDOW 4875      739   
WALKER 4954             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 478     U-GOD 4953            740   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, that was not very kind of any of you last turn.  I suppose we all deserve 1-4
turns from time to time but I refuse to stand for it!  If the RUGs start spitting out
some good replacements here my current squad may be The Dead Squad.  Save 1 or 2 of
them. -- Street Legal

Anya -- You climbed... Man Mountain

Dragon's Lair -- You just would not give up would you?  Well I will try you again
some day soon. -- Fonzanoon

Feathers -- Yep and you got them all in my... Ghostface

Barium Enemy -- It seems more like your name should end in a not y!?! -- Brown Widow

Old Howel -- I'd guess that those gray hairs might be trying to tell you something...
maybe it is time to retire! -- It's a Quinoa!

Street Legal -- Well, an old Dog can teach new tricks, I guess! -- Feathers

It's a Quinoa! -- I know that.  You don't SMELL like a luffa, after all. -- Big Red

Ghostface -- Coming after skills?  Not a problem. -- Feathers

It's a Quinoa! -- I'd rather fight a luffa. -- Old Howel

ODB -- You were NOT a Dog, you were a VICIOUS CAT! -- Annoyed Ghost of Floppsie

And one-one against standbys.  The Civilized Criminal had a rolled-up newspaper. --
Big Red and Spike

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRAP 2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BROWN WIDOW vanquished FEATHERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MAN MOUNTAIN luckily beat THE SQUARE in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
MANSION overpowered DRAGON'S LAIR in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FONZANOON vanquished SPIKE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
IT'S A QUINOA! devastated BIG RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
WILLOW handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
ANYA lost to ODB in a popular 2 minute duel.
GHOSTFACE vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
OLD HOWEL was handily defeated by JAGUAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
U-GOD was subdued by CRAP 1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's match.
CAPPADONNA viciously subdued HAHA HOUND in a 7 minute bloody novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  12 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        17 -  14 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 742 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WILLOW 4754                11   3  0  113 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          22  10  0   95 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       ANYA 4829                  12   9  0   86 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION 4897                8   3  0   73 LIVING LARGE (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN WIDOW 4875.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SQUARE 4892.  The ten other most popular fighters were MANSION 4897, 
ANYA 4829, ODB 4891, GHOSTFACE 4916, BROWN WIDOW 4875, MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, FONZANOON 
4948, IT'S A QUINOA! 4950, JAGUAR 4898, and CRAP 1 4959.

The least popular fighter this week was CAPPADONNA 4961.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OLD HOWEL 4915, BIG RED 4900, SPIKE 4903, FEATHERS 4881, U-GOD 4953, 
WILLOW 4754, CRAP 2 4960, DRAGON'S LAIR 4901, HAHA HOUND 4962, and CRAP 1 4959.