DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2014    Duedate: 03/22/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-745

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARIUM ENEMY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4924) [13-2-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARIUM ENEMY                   DAISY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)      MENTOR BLISS (496)
(14-4924) [13-2-1,117]         (14-4967) [2-1-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BROWN WIDOW                    THE SQUARE
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)           WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4875) [22-16-2,96]         (14-4892) [17-10-1,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        37
2. WU-TANG FOREVER (479)       26PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
3. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)   14      Unchartered Team
4. MENTOR BLISS (496)           6
5. ORDER (487)                  0      MENTOR BLISS (496)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  13   2  1 86.7   1/ 2 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    10  5 1
 2- 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        82  43  2 65.6   2/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     10  5 0
 3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     806 588 45 57.8   3/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4/ 4 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    123  95  9 56.4   4- 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)        2  0 0
 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       857 %1027 16 45.5   5/ 6 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  2  1 0
 6- 6*ORDER (487)                4   5  0 44.4   6/ 9*MENTOR BLISS (496)        2  6 0
 7/ 7 LIVING LARGE (490)        15  25  0 37.5   7/ 3 LIVING LARGE (490)        2  7 0
 8- 8*ARCANE DEVILS (497)        1   2  0 33.3   8- 7*ARCANE DEVILS (497)       1  2 0
 9/ 9*MENTOR BLISS (496)         2   6  0 25.0   9- 8*ORDER (487)               1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 732): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 687): DUSTY MILLER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 678): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 572): K. GRIFFIN of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 630): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 732): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 687): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 678): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 572): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 630): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TOBIR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, THE DEATH SQUAD had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by WU-TANG FOREVER!  Way to go 
WU-TANG FOREVER!  Uncool, LIVING LARGE.  I mean 0-3-0 is bad.  Will they will be 
allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  MENTOR BLISS like really 
fought hard to move up to 6th from 9th.  Way to go!  Was that a tear I saw in BARIUM 
ENEMY's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't MANSION fit to be tied!  Is 
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of THE DEATH SQUAD must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what WU-TANG FOREVER's been doing.  
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from THE DEATH SQUAD, that's fer 
sher.  Like, is FEATHERS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
TOBIR!  He's got a 15-20-1, is that good?  FONZANOON is being unfair.  It's 
challenged down 25 against SPIKE.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd 
better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in TOBIR.  FONZANOON got 2 
points after beating SPIKE, 25 points below it.  Some fights are really unfair.  How 
do you think BIG RED feels about being challenged by IT'S A QUINOA!, 16 points above 
him?  IT'S A QUINOA! beat BIG RED.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised 
IT'S A QUINOA! would do such a scummy thing, either.  People were asking me did BROWN 
WIDOW REALLY challenge FEATHERS?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FEATHERS wants me to write 
about it since he was defeated by BROWN WIDOW.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARIUM ENEMY 4924            13   2  1   117       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            23  12  0    96       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             22  16  2    96       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-ANYA 4829                    13   9  0    95       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 MANSION 4897                 10   4  0    93       LIVING LARGE (490)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SQUARE 4892              17  10  1    88       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 ODB 4891                     10   5  2    88       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FEATHERS 4881                15  20  1    87       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FONZANOON 4948                7   4  0    64       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 IT'S A QUINOA! 4950           9   1  0    61       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901           11   1  0    55       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 GHOSTFACE 4916                8  11  1    51       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-JILES 4885                    5   2  1    41       ZOMBIE SQUAD (478)
 SPIKE 4903                    8  14  0    39       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-JEX 4848                      4   2  0    39       ORDER (487)
 BIG RED 4900                  7  16  1    38       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD HOWEL 4915                6  15  0    33       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-JAGUAR 4898                   2   8  0    32       LIVING LARGE (490)
 CAPPADONNA 4961               4   0  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 DAISY 4967                    2   1  0    27       MENTOR BLISS (496)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLOYD-HII 4969                1   0  0    21       ARCANE DEVILS (497)
 HAHA HOUND 4962               3   1  0    18       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
-BA NOBLE SKI 4970             0   1  0     7       ARCANE DEVILS (497)
-HEX 4849                      0   2  0     6       ORDER (487)
 CATALINA 4959                 1   2  0     5       LIVING LARGE (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE            0  0 0                      ODB 4891              745  NONE
CRAP4 4979              0  1 0 LIVING LARGE 490     SHEWISH GIANT         745  NONE
FLOPPSIE 4902           9  9 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188     ODB 4891              741  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
U-GOD 4953              3  3 1 WU-TANG FOREVER 479  MOUNTAIN TROLL        745  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- I guess being the lowest in the arena has some positive aspects, unless you
die.  "Looking up." -- Padre, for Catalina of Living Large

Two-three.  It's the topsy-turvey thing, isn't it? -- Feathers, puffed up because he
squashed a brown widow
P.S.  The Mansion may be large, but our Doghouse is cosier.

They get back up again. -- Spike

That Convincian was no Hero!  He was an INTRUDER! -- Haha Hound

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

U-GOD was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAP4 was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
MAN MOUNTAIN luckily beat THE SQUARE in a 6 minute master's Challenge duel.
BROWN WIDOW defeated FEATHERS in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
FONZANOON viciously subdued SPIKE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
IT'S A QUINOA! devastated BIG RED in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
DRAGON'S LAIR luckily beat GHOSTFACE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
CAPPADONNA won victory over OLD HOWEL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MANSION was vanquished by BARIUM ENEMY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ODB assassinated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven match.
DAISY overpowered CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CATALINA was narrowly defeated by HAHA HOUND in a 1 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  17 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        22 -  17 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 745 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BARIUM ENEMY 4924          13   2  1  117 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          23  12  0   96 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
AIMED BLOW       BROWN WIDOW 4875           22  16  2   96 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION 4897               10   4  0   93 LIVING LARGE (490)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SQUARE 4892            17  10  1   88 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BROWN WIDOW 4875.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SQUARE 4892.  The ten other most popular fighters were GHOSTFACE 4916, 
FONZANOON 4948, BROWN WIDOW 4875, OLD HOWEL 4915, MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, FEATHERS 4881, 
IT'S A QUINOA! 4950, DRAGON'S LAIR 4901, BARIUM ENEMY 4924, and ODB 4891.

The least popular fighter this week was MANSION 4897.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BIG RED 4900, CAPPADONNA 4961, SPIKE 4903, CRAP4 4979, U-GOD 4953, HAHA 
HOUND 4962, CATALINA 4959, DAISY 4967, ODB 4891, and BARIUM ENEMY 4924.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes