DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2014    Duedate: 05/03/2014

TOBIR ARENA

DM-14    TURN-748

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BARIUM ENEMY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
(14-4924) [16-2-1,156]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BARIUM ENEMY                   DAISY
PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)      MENTOR BLISS (496)
(14-4924) [16-2-1,156]         (14-4967) [3-2-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE SQUARE                     ODB
WU-TANG FOREVER (479)          WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
(14-4892) [20-10-1,102]        (14-4891) [12-6-2,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MENTOR BLISS (496)          63
2. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        35PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
3. THE DOGHOUSE (188)          16      Unchartered Team
4. PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)   14
5. LIVING LARGE (490)         -13      MENTOR BLISS (496)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  16   2  1 88.9   1/ 1 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)     7  4 0
 2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     812 597 45 57.6   2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)      6  9 0
 3/ 3 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)    130  99  9 56.8   3/ 6*MENTOR BLISS (496)        5  1 0
 4/ 6*MENTOR BLISS (496)         7   7  0 50.0   4/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        5 10 0
 5/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       862 %1037 16 45.4   5/ 3 PERIODIC STATEMENT (493)  3  0 0
 6/ 5 LIVING LARGE (490)        18  28  0 39.1   6/ 4 LIVING LARGE (490)        3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 748): EBONY EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 747): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 732): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 731): LOIAL of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 728): SERGEANT 7 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 729): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 693): EBBUTT MARSH of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 690): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 681): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SUN QIAN of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 633): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 748): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 747): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 732): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 731): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 728): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 729): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 693): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 690): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 681): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 633): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 747): DOGGY BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
                (turn 734): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWIS BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 692): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 680): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                 (turn 574): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in TOBIR. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Coming up with 
a solid 5-0-0 outing, MENTOR BLISS has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was DRAGON'S LAIR, who dropped 8 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with FONZANOON.  Drawing on all of his 
experience as a 12-4-0 warrior, MANSION went for the Duelmastership against BARIUM 
ENEMY this week.  Well, everybody's pal BARIUM ENEMY moved its record to 16-2-1 by 
defeating MANSION in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 14 recognition points.  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad WU-TANG FOREVER?  Big bad WU-TANG FOREVER.  Big bad WU-TANG FOREVER.  
TOBIR's afraid of the big bad WU-TANG FOREVER.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not 
be funny, but catch PERIODIC STATEMENTS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be 
fairly deft at running from WU-TANG FOREVER.  Well just about everybody wants a piece 
of FEATHERS, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 
'touched' warrior, MAN MOUNTAIN went after ODB, who was higher by 20 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, MAN MOUNTAIN defeated ODB.  BROWN WIDOW of THE DEATH SQUAD had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which she 
lost.  I thought BROWN WIDOW showed great skill and promise when she lost to 
FEATHERS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TOBIR have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARIUM ENEMY 4924            16   2  1   156       PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAN MOUNTAIN 4879            24  14  0   106       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 THE SQUARE 4892              20  10  1   102       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 ODB 4891                     12   6  2    98       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 FEATHERS 4881                16  22  1    95       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 MANSION 4897                 12   5  0    94       LIVING LARGE (490)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROWN WIDOW 4875             22  19  2    87       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 FONZANOON 4948                9   5  0    79       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 GHOSTFACE 4916               11  11  1    68       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRAGON'S LAIR 4901           13   2  0    60       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG RED 4900                  8  18  1    45       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 SPIKE 4903                    9  16  0    44       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 OLD HOWEL 4915                7  17  0    44       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAPPADONNA 4961               4   0  0    30       WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
 DAISY 4967                    3   2  0    29       MENTOR BLISS (496)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CATALINA 4959                 2   2  0    19       LIVING LARGE (490)
 KAMIN 4965                    1   0  0    17       MENTOR BLISS (496)
 HAHA HOUND 4962               4   3  0    15       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 PURPLE NURPLE 4980            1   0  0    15       MENTOR BLISS (496)
 IGNORANCE 4977                1   0  0    13       MENTOR BLISS (496)
-MAID 4896                     2   2  0    12       LIVING LARGE (490)
 SCREWDRIVER 4981              1   0  0     9       MENTOR BLISS (496)
 DARQUE SAYS DIE! 4993         0   1  0     1       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four, and I'm really glad Big Red lost.  I wouldn't want him killed, but he
deserved to lose.  We ALL told him not to try to dig out the Dragon's Lair, but did

he listen?  Of course not. -- Haha Hound
P.S.  You'd think any human would know not to beg food from a DOG.  What was he
THINKING?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAN MOUNTAIN unbelievably bested ODB in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
MANSION was handily defeated by BARIUM ENEMY in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
BROWN WIDOW was vanquished by FEATHERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FONZANOON defeated DRAGON'S LAIR in a 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
GHOSTFACE devastated BIG RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE SQUARE devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPIKE viciously subdued CHEERFUL FAN in a action packed 8 minute uneven fight.
OLD HOWEL viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
HAHA HOUND was viciously subdued by DAISY in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
KAMIN handily defeated DARQUE SAYS DIE! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
IGNORANCE demolished CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PURPLE NURPLE bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's battle.
SCREWDRIVER bested CONVINCIAN HERO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  16 -  2      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  20 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 748 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BARIUM ENEMY 4924          16   2  1  156 PERIODIC STATEMENTS (493)
TOTAL PARRY      MAN MOUNTAIN 4879          24  14  0  106 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SQUARE 4892            20  10  1  102 WU-TANG FOREVER (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANSION 4897               12   5  0   94 LIVING LARGE (490)
AIMED BLOW       BROWN WIDOW 4875           22  19  2   87 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE SQUARE 4892.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ODB 4891.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAISY 4967, FEATHERS 4881, 
FONZANOON 4948, OLD HOWEL 4915, KAMIN 4965, SCREWDRIVER 4981, MAN MOUNTAIN 4879, 
BARIUM ENEMY 4924, GHOSTFACE 4916, and THE SQUARE 4892.

The least popular fighter this week was DRAGON'S LAIR 4901.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPIKE 4903, BIG RED 4900, HAHA HOUND 4962, BROWN WIDOW 4875, 
MANSION 4897, PURPLE NURPLE 4980, IGNORANCE 4977, DARQUE SAYS DIE! 4993, THE SQUARE 
4892, and GHOSTFACE 4916.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE SQUARE (14-4892) WU-TANG FOREVER (479)