DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/14/2024 Duedate: 08/27/2024
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1009
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BONSUR BOPPER
SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
(15-6118) [7-3-0,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BONSUR BOPPER VARSITY QB
SCUM & VILLAINY (586) NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6118) [7-3-0,95] (15-6184) [4-3-1,51]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CAPTURE VARSITY QB
CHESS TALK (576) NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6165) [5-4-0,52] (15-6184) [4-3-1,51]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NEON JOCKS (591)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHESS TALK (576) 59
2. SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 35 CHESS TALK (576)
3. NEON JOCKS (591) -12 Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244) -16
NEON JOCKS (591)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CHESS TALK (576) 208 55 13 79.1 1/ 1*NEON JOCKS (591) 9 6 2
2/ 2 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 45 33 4 57.7 2/ 4 CHESS TALK (576) 7 2 0
3/ 3*NEON JOCKS (591) 18 17 3 51.4 3/ 5 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 5 6 0
4- 4 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 56 54 1 50.9 4/ 3 GREENWARDENS (244) 5 7 1
5/ 5 GREENWARDENS (244) 1303 1667 39 43.9 5- 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, MALCORN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now let's all watch SCUM & VILLAINY's
heads swell from their 3-0-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see FOOL'S MATE win a fight and
gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, FOOL'S MATE beat MUSCLE HEAD and MUSCLE HEAD
lost 11 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the
new, as BONSUR BOPPER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old
Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Drake's Barbecue, humph! I've tasted better ale at
mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From MALCORN's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
CHESS TALK, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like NEON JOCKS avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
VARSITY QB was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for MALCORN's
morgue. More variety. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see
ENDGAME and CHESS TALK at Drake's Barbecue tonight celebrating their bloodfeud
victory over VARSITY QB. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through
use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in MALCORN to get a drink than Drake's
Barbecue! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine
city of MALCORN. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BONSUR BOPPER 6118 7 3 0 95 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOXY 6116 16 7 0 85 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
FOXY OSKSI 6120 12 9 1 79 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
-ESTUPIDO 6114 13 10 0 78 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PAU 6112 12 11 0 66 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TRANSEL DAMSEL 6119 12 6 0 65 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
-PITA PITA PA 6140 11 6 0 63 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
ENDGAME 6155 11 3 0 57 CHESS TALK (576)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPTURE 6165 5 4 0 52 CHESS TALK (576)
VARSITY QB 6184 4 3 1 51 NEON JOCKS (591)
MOLE 6131 7 20 0 43 GREENWARDENS (244)
DANCING TROLL 6141 8 15 1 40 GREENWARDENS (244)
STAR PITCHER 6180 4 3 0 39 NEON JOCKS (591)
POST OAK 6132 5 22 1 38 GREENWARDENS (244)
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 3 3 0 36 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRO LINEMAN 6185 5 1 2 25 NEON JOCKS (591)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOOL'S MATE 6195 1 0 0 16 CHESS TALK (576)
TRAP 6196 1 0 0 15 CHESS TALK (576)
-YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 2 6 0 12 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
MUSCLE HEAD 6192 2 1 0 7 NEON JOCKS (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 PRO LINEMAN 6185 1009 NONE
SACRIFICE 6152 6 4 0 CHESS TALK 576 VARSITY QB 6184 1008 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Life is like a game of chess. Some days there is a cloud overhead, and one loses and
loses and loses. Go get a beer! -- a mere Pawn
Chess Talk -- Your appropriately named Sacrifice is hereby accepted. -- Varsity QB
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENDGAME unbelievably bested VARSITY QB in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WOODBINE was demolished by BONSUR BOPPER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
FOXY OSKSI won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
TRANSEL DAMSEL overpowered MOLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POST OAK was bested by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
STAR PITCHER was defeated by CAPTURE in a 2 minute struggle.
DANCING TROLL was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute brawl.
PRO LINEMAN barely slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute fight.
MUSCLE HEAD was overcome by FOOL'S MATE in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
TRAP vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 3 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 28 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 1 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1009 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BONSUR BOPPER 6118 7 3 0 95 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
WALL OF STEEL FOXY OSKSI 6120 12 9 1 79 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
PARRY-STRIKE TRANSEL DAMSEL 6119 12 6 0 65 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
TOTAL PARRY ENDGAME 6155 11 3 0 57 CHESS TALK (576)
LUNGING ATTACK VARSITY QB 6184 4 3 1 51 NEON JOCKS (591)
AIMED BLOW STAR PITCHER 6180 4 3 0 39 NEON JOCKS (591)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CAPTURE 6165. The most popular warrior this turn
was VARSITY QB 6184. The ten other most popular fighters were CAPTURE 6165, FOOL'S
MATE 6195, BONSUR BOPPER 6118, ENDGAME 6155, FOXY OSKSI 6120, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, STAR
PITCHER 6180, PRO LINEMAN 6185, MUSCLE HEAD 6192, and TRAP 6196.
The least popular fighter this week was DANCING TROLL 6141. The other ten least
popular fighters were MOLE 6131, POST OAK 6132, TRANSEL DAMSEL 6119, TRAP 6196,
MUSCLE HEAD 6192, PRO LINEMAN 6185, STAR PITCHER 6180, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, FOXY OSKSI
6120, and ENDGAME 6155.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WOODBINE (15-6102) GREENWARDENS (244)