DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/28/2005    Duedate: 01/10/2006

MALCORN ARENA

DM-15    TURN-526

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREENGROVE
GREENWARDENS (244)
(15-4612) [20-26-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GREENGROVE                     OBMF
GREENWARDENS (244)             WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
(15-4612) [20-26-0,115]        (15-4700) [6-3-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GREENGROVE                     COUNT KOMA
GREENWARDENS (244)             STARBASE 5 (263)
(15-4612) [20-26-0,115]        (15-4711) [2-7-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GREENWARDENS (244)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GREENWARDENS (244)          45
2. WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)   39POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
3. STARBASE 5 (263)            17      Unchartered Team
4. POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)  13
5. MEAT MARKET (475)           13      PHILANTHROPISTS (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PLANTS (477)               4   0  1  100   1/ 2 GREENWARDENS (244)       10  5 0
 2/ 2*PHILANTHROPISTS (479)      3   1  0 75.0   2/ 1 TRIPLE CROWN (382)        7  2 0
 3/ 4 POLITICALY INCORRE (461)  29  17  0 63.0   3/ 4 MEAT MARKET (475)         7  8 1
 4/ 5 TRIPLE CROWN (382)       337 250 17 57.4   4/ 3 STARBASE 5 (263)          7  8 0
 5/ 6*WEST COAST WARRIOR (476)  24  21  4 53.3   5/ 8*WEST COAST WARRIOR (476)  5  5 0
 6/ 7 STARBASE 5 (263)          90  92  4 49.5   6- 5*PLANTS (477)              4  0 1
 7/ 9 MEAT MARKET (475)         29  30  2 49.2   7/ 7 DARK CREATION (471)       3 12 0
 8/ 8 DARK CREATION (471)       58  66  1 46.8   8/ 9 POLITICALY INCORRE (461)  2  0 0
 9/10 GREENWARDENS (244)       406 518  9 43.9   9/ 6*PHILANTHROPISTS (479)     2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MALCORN.  Like, TRIPLE CROWN had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by GREENWARDENS!  Way to go 
GREENWARDENS!  WEST COAST WARRIORS like really fought hard to move up to 5th from 
8th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, GREENWARDENS!  'Cause 
they got 5-0-0 and moved up to 1st!  Was that a tear I saw in GREENGROVE's eye, as he 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CHARISMATIC fit to be tied!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  TRIPLE CROWN was MALCORN's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  I don't know what DARK CREATION's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from TRIPLE CROWN, that's fer sher.  Can DARK CREATION's 
NYARLATHOTEP be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really 
the same?  PHILOSOPHER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged JESSALIN.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought PHILOSOPHER showed great skill and promise when he was bested by JESSALIN.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREENGROVE 4612              20  26  0   115       GREENWARDENS (244)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GO AND GO 4638               14   1  0   109       TRIPLE CROWN (382)
 CHARISMATIC 4607             26  18  0   100       TRIPLE CROWN (382)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AFFIRMED 4650                 8   0  0    89       TRIPLE CROWN (382)
 SLICK BILLY 4576              7   1  0    86       POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
 XANE REAVER 4666             14  11  0    69       DARK CREATION (471)
 SLAYVER 4684                  9   9  0    67       DARK CREATION (471)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOREVER 2540                 15  17  0    62       STARBASE 5 (263)
 NYARLATHOTEP 4683            12   7  0    62       DARK CREATION (471)
-RONNIE RAY GUN 4574           9   2  0    59       POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBMF 4700                     6   3  0    52       WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
 MEAT GRINDER 4692             9   3  0    50       MEAT MARKET (475)
 TENDER LOIN 4751              4   0  1    49       MEAT MARKET (475)
 INDEMOS 4668                 10  11  0    45       STARBASE 5 (263)
 WHIRLAWAY 4680                5   3  0    43       TRIPLE CROWN (382)
 JESSALIN 4713                 4   5  0    42       GREENWARDENS (244)
 PUPPET 4701                   5   4  2    38       WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
 MIKLO 4702                    5   4  1    36       WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
 LITTLE PUPPET 4699            5   4  1    35       WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
 BUTCHER 4695                  5   7  0    34       MEAT MARKET (475)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEBBLE 4715                   5   4  0    26       GREENWARDENS (244)
 COUNT KOMA 4711               2   7  0    26       STARBASE 5 (263)
 CLEAVER 4696                  6   6  1    25       MEAT MARKET (475)
 TREE SHADOW 4717              5   3  0    24       GREENWARDENS (244)
-DUBYA 4599                    2   2  0    24       POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANNONADE 4749                1   0  0    22       TRIPLE CROWN (382)
 VAREKAI 4714                  5   4  0    21       DARK CREATION (471)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUGAR BEET 4705               1   0  0    21       PLANTS (477)
 PHILOSOPHER 4744              3   1  0    20       PHILANTHROPISTS (479)
-WHEAT 4706                    1   0  0    20       PLANTS (477)
 PATTERSON PINE 4752           3   1  1    19       GREENWARDENS (244)
 J.D. 4698                     3   6  0    15       WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
-TOE MAE TOE 4708              1   0  0    15       PLANTS (477)
 STRADA 4703                   1   2  0    15       STARBASE 5 (263)
 T-BONE 4748                   3   4  0    14       MEAT MARKET (475)
 FIERCE TIGER 4750             2   3  0    14       STARBASE 5 (263)
-SAFFLOWER 4707                1   0  1    14       PLANTS (477)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD 442    0  1 0   1                   TENDER LOIN 4751      526 NONE    
LEPER 4753             0  2 0 DARK CREATION 471     MOUNTAIN TROLL 451    526 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Xane Reaver -- Thing is, I'm not a xane, so you can't reave me.  Which fact doesn't
greave, I mean, grieve me.  And after a while, we just run out of things to say to
each other, don't we?  Hmm.  Lessee.  Ah...how did you find the footing today?  Kinda
slick out our way.  The freeze has let up some, got a clay soil, slippery if you
don't step carefully.  So I did step with care, because there are few things so
insulting as having the squirrels laugh.  And they would.  Rats with hairy tails,
that's what squirrels are. -- Greengrove

T-Bone -- Maybe I'll go for vegetarian for a while. -- Patterson Pine

A beggar?  If he's THAT persistent, why doesn't he just...get a job? -- Pebble

     The pay's not as good. -- Ed.

These thieves are pretty useless. -- Tree Shadow and Jessalin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEPER was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLICK BILLY devastated NYARLATHOTEP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
XANE REAVER was overpowered by AFFIRMED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MEAT GRINDER unbelievably bested WHIRLAWAY in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
PHILOSOPHER was demolished by JESSALIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CLEAVER was overpowered by PUPPET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COUNT KOMA viciously subdued VAREKAI in a popular 5 minute Challenge competition.
CHARISMATIC was viciously subdued by GREENGROVE in a 3 minute expert's Title duel.
SLAYVER was vanquished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOREVER luckily beat MIKLO in a 2 minute uneven match.
OBMF beat INDEMOS in a 2 minute brutal fight.
TENDER LOIN murdered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
LITTLE PUPPET demolished T-BONE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUTCHER beat FIERCE TIGER in a 1 minute conflict.
J.D. was viciously subdued by TREE SHADOW in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
STRADA was savagely defeated by PEBBLE in a action packed 8 minute gruesome struggle.
PATTERSON PINE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  13 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  20 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  2      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  2      33  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CHARISMATIC 4607           26  18  0  100 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
AIMED BLOW       AFFIRMED 4650               8   0  0   89 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLICK BILLY 4576            7   1  0   86 POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
STRIKING ATTACK  OBMF 4700                   6   3  0   52 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PUPPET 4701                 5   4  2   38 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKLO 4702                  5   4  1   36 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
PARRY-LUNGE      LITTLE PUPPET 4699          5   4  1   35 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GREENGROVE 4612.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COUNT KOMA 4711.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEBBLE 4715, 
GREENGROVE 4612, VAREKAI 4714, WHIRLAWAY 4680, INDEMOS 4668, SLICK BILLY 4576, 
JESSALIN 4713, MIKLO 4702, TREE SHADOW 4717, and OBMF 4700.

The least popular fighter this week was STRADA 4703.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were J.D. 4698, T-BONE 4748, SLAYVER 4684, CLEAVER 4696, XANE REAVER 4666, 
NYARLATHOTEP 4683, LEPER 4753, FIERCE TIGER 4750, LITTLE PUPPET 4699, and CHARISMATIC 
4607.