DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/08/2006 Duedate: 03/21/2006
MALCORN ARENA
DM-15 TURN-531
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NYARLATHOTEP
DARK CREATION (471)
(15-4683) [17-7-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NYARLATHOTEP POSITION IS EMPTY
DARK CREATION (471)
(15-4683) [17-7-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NYARLATHOTEP XANE REAVER
DARK CREATION (471) DARK CREATION (471)
(15-4683) [17-7-0,130] (15-4666) [16-14-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEAT MARKET (475)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. J FILES (432) 43
2. MEAT MARKET (475) 38 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
3. STARBASE 5 (263) 25 Unchartered Team
4. DARK CREATION (471) 13
5. TRIPLE CROWN (382) 11 J FILES (432)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (479) 7 1 0 87.5 1/ 5 MEAT MARKET (475) 9 6 0
2/ 0*J FILES (432) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 1 DARK CREATION (471) 8 7 0
3- 2 POLITICALY INCORRE (461) 32 17 0 65.3 3/ 3 GREENWARDENS (244) 7 8 1
4- 3*DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468) 6 4 1 60.0 4/ 2 STARBASE 5 (263) 7 8 0
5/ 4 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 346 256 17 57.5 5/ 4 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 5 4 0
6/ 6 MEAT MARKET (475) 40 39 2 50.6 6/ 0*J FILES (432) 4 1 0
7/ 5 STARBASE 5 (263) 102 105 4 49.3 7- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS (479) 3 0 0
8/ 7 DARK CREATION (471) 72 77 1 48.3 8/ 8 WEST COAST WARRIOR (476) 2 8 0
9/ 8 WEST COAST WARRIOR (476) 27 33 5 45.0 9- 7 POLITICALY INCORRE (461) 1 0 0
10/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244) 418 531 10 44.0 10- 9*DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, DARK CREATION, since
MEAT MARKET took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. MEAT MARKET
turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. MALCORN saw the first turn for J FILES, a
4-1-0, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice. Take note
friends, take note. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see FIERCE TIGER win
a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, FIERCE TIGER beat OBMF and OBMF lost
17 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, MALCORN
may be getting bland, as NYARLATHOTEP stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very
good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't
you, MALCORN?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? POLITICALY INCORRECT was the most
avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks
like DARK CREATION avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers,
if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, BUTCHER was this turn's most
challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. I guess I can give a little
credit to MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET for challenging up by 18 to XANE REAVER. MEAT
GRINDER won to get 89 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NYARLATHOTEP 4683 17 7 0 130 DARK CREATION (471)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLICK BILLY 4576 10 1 0 113 POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
-GO AND GO 4638 14 1 0 109 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHARISMATIC 4607 27 22 0 107 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEAT GRINDER 4692 13 3 0 89 MEAT MARKET (475)
AFFIRMED 4650 11 2 0 84 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
XANE REAVER 4666 16 14 0 83 DARK CREATION (471)
FOREVER 2540 17 20 0 71 STARBASE 5 (263)
WHIRLAWAY 4680 10 3 0 69 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAYVER 4684 11 12 0 63 DARK CREATION (471)
INDEMOS 4668 12 14 0 59 STARBASE 5 (263)
-RONNIE RAY GUN 4574 9 2 0 59 POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
TENDER LOIN 4751 7 1 1 58 MEAT MARKET (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PHILOSOPHER 4744 6 1 0 56 PHILANTHROPISTS (479)
PUPPET 4701 7 5 3 50 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
FIERCE TIGER 4750 4 6 0 44 STARBASE 5 (263)
CLEAVER 4696 7 9 1 43 MEAT MARKET (475)
COUNT KOMA 4711 5 9 0 43 STARBASE 5 (263)
BUTCHER 4695 7 9 0 42 MEAT MARKET (475)
LITTLE PUPPET 4699 6 6 1 41 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
PATTERSON PINE 4752 6 3 1 39 GREENWARDENS (244)
VAREKAI 4714 8 6 0 36 DARK CREATION (471)
PEBBLE 4715 7 7 0 35 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
T-BONE 4748 4 7 0 32 MEAT MARKET (475)
JESSALIN 4713 6 8 0 31 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRADA 4703 4 4 0 26 STARBASE 5 (263)
TREE SHADOW 4717 6 7 0 25 GREENWARDENS (244)
WASPTONGUE 4760 3 0 1 25 GREENWARDENS (244)
OBMF 4700 6 6 0 24 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
-DUBYA 4599 2 2 0 24 POLITICALY INCORRECT (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKLO 4702 5 7 1 23 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
-CANNONADE 4749 1 0 0 22 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
-HADHOD 4742 1 0 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS (479)
-CAPTAIN KANGAROO 4646 2 0 0 14 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
JARED 4354 1 0 0 13 J FILES (432)
JOSHUA 4356 1 0 0 13 J FILES (432)
-CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 4647 1 0 1 12 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
LYCANTHROPE 4754 2 3 0 9 DARK CREATION (471)
JEZEBEL 4355 1 0 0 9 J FILES (432)
JAMES I 4352 1 0 0 6 J FILES (432)
-ADMIRAL AKBAR 4644 1 1 0 4 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
JEBEDIAH 4353 0 1 0 2 J FILES (432)
DEBO 4777 0 1 0 1 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPIDER 4761 0 1 0 WEST COAST WARRIO 476 WASPTONGUE 4760 530
PERSONAL ADS
Philosopher -- If you tell me ONE thing, one "wise saw" about losing being good for
me, or leading to good things, or any damn nonsense of that kind, I will SPIT. Right
out in public. -- Pebble
P.S. Some skills--you didn't need ALL of them, did you?--is what would be good for
me.
P.P.S. So I'm a werecat, that's anthropic enough!
Strada -- I'd hate people like you (nothing personal), but it takes too much energy,
and my specialty is not expending energy needlessly. I just lie around under trees
and let it all happen. -- Tree Shadow
P.S. I should have been a different style.
Whirlaway -- (staggering and grabbing the wall) You left me dizzy! That was...
impressive. -- Jessalin
P.S. Getting an initial clash with you was impressive, too. I didn't think I had it
in me.
T-Bone -- Right. Now...where's that steak sauce? -- Patterson Pine
Spider -- I almost didn't beat you up, out of sympathy for what is going to happen to
you when the True Shews League catches up with you. I hear they're really incensed
about all these short guys in the arenas calling themselves Shewish. (shrug) I
guess they don't have anything ELSE to be proud of, except their height. --
Wasptongue
P.S. Oh, heck, I killed you? I'm sorry about that. *I* don't have anything against
you. If your manager cares to bloodfeud, I'll be here.
Nyarlathotep -- It seems odd to have a Duel2Dude who crawls. -- Jorja
P.S. And it must be hard to find a helmet that goes on over that tentacle-for-a-face
arrangement you've got.
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MEAT GRINDER bested XANE REAVER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
INDEMOS was vanquished by AFFIRMED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SLAYVER demolished BUTCHER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VAREKAI was bested by PUPPET in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
CLEAVER demolished STRADA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge competition.
FIERCE TIGER overpowered OBMF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NYARLATHOTEP bested CHARISMATIC in a 4 minute veteran's Title competition.
FOREVER slimly won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 11 minute uneven duel.
WHIRLAWAY vanquished PEBBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JESSALIN was beaten by COUNT KOMA in a 2 minute melee.
LITTLE PUPPET was beaten by TENDER LOIN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
TREE SHADOW was demolished by T-BONE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIKLO was devastated by PATTERSON PINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LYCANTHROPE was unbelievably bested by JEZEBEL in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
WASPTONGUE defeated JEBEDIAH in a 2 minute novice's duel.
JOSHUA devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JARED overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JAMES I bested DEBO in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 17 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 24 - 13 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 22 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 1 33 |
Turn 531 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NYARLATHOTEP 4683 17 7 0 130 DARK CREATION (471)
TOTAL PARRY CHARISMATIC 4607 27 22 0 107 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
LUNGING ATTACK XANE REAVER 4666 16 14 0 83 DARK CREATION (471)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PUPPET 4701 7 5 3 50 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476)
BASHING ATTACK PATTERSON PINE 4752 6 3 1 39 GREENWARDENS (244)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NYARLATHOTEP 4683. The most popular warrior this
turn was XANE REAVER 4666. The ten other most popular fighters were NYARLATHOTEP
4683, PUPPET 4701, SLAYVER 4684, VAREKAI 4714, COUNT KOMA 4711, TENDER LOIN 4751,
PATTERSON PINE 4752, WASPTONGUE 4760, JAMES I 4352, and MEAT GRINDER 4692.
The least popular fighter this week was FOREVER 2540. The other ten least popular
fighters were JEBEDIAH 4353, MIKLO 4702, TREE SHADOW 4717, PEBBLE 4715, OBMF 4700,
STRADA 4703, INDEMOS 4668, DEBO 4777, T-BONE 4748, and LITTLE PUPPET 4699.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NYARLATHOTEP (15-4683) DARK CREATION (471)