DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/05/2006 Duedate: 04/18/2006 MALCORN ARENA DM-15 TURN-533 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MEAT GRINDER MEAT MARKET (475) (15-4692) [15-3-0,100] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CHARISMATIC LOTRUAXE TRIPLE CROWN (382) BLOODSWORN (482) (15-4607) [27-24-0,109] (15-4771) [2-0-0,24] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite XANE REAVER WHIRLAWAY DARK CREATION (471) TRIPLE CROWN (382) (15-4666) [18-14-0,108] (15-4680) [10-5-0,70] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM DARK CREATION (471) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DARK CREATION (471) 58 2. MEAT MARKET (475) 47 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 3. FEELINGS (484) 28 Unchartered Team 4. GREENWARDENS (244) 23 5. J FILES (432) 8 PHILANTHROPISTS (479) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (479) 10 3 0 76.9 1/ 1 DARK CREATION (471) 11 4 0 2/ 4 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 347 261 17 57.1 2/ 3 MEAT MARKET (475) 9 6 1 3/ 2*J FILES (432) 8 7 0 53.3 3/ 2 STARBASE 5 (263) 8 7 1 4/ 6 DARK CREATION (471) 81 78 1 50.9 4/ 4*J FILES (432) 8 7 0 5/ 5 MEAT MARKET (475) 45 44 3 50.6 5/ 9*BLOODSWORN (482) 5 5 0 6/ 3*BLOODSWORN (482) 5 5 0 50.0 6/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 5 10 0 7/ 7 STARBASE 5 (263) 107 110 5 49.3 7- 7 WEST COAST WARRIOR (476) 4 6 2 8- 8 WEST COAST WARRIOR (476) 30 35 7 46.2 8/ 5*PHILANTHROPISTS (479) 3 2 0 9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244) 421 538 10 43.9 9/ 6 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 3 6 0 10/ 0*FEELINGS (484) 2 3 1 40.0 10/ 0*FEELINGS (484) 2 3 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 538): PUSS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 538): BANSHEE of MARVEL HEROES (Dr. Strange, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 532): CHARISMATIC of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 534): PERSIFLAGE of SHROUD IN MYSTERY (Noachian, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 532): EXODUS of THE OLD TESTAMENT (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 530): SUE SHEE of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 265): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 523): QUICK STINGER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 520): GRETH of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 518): LIONESS of DARK TOADS II (TigToad, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 510): BUMP 'N' JUMP of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 471): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): ZOEY of A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): JACK MCFARLAND of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 222): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 399): ZIPPER of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 378): SCYTHE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 364): VIRGINIA, NO SANTA of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 170): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 335): CHESSARA of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 332): SAMURAI of I AM SAM (The Sandman, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 319): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 424): DRACO MALFOY of SLYTHERIN HOUSE from DAIYLA KIV (Rillion, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 538): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 538): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 532): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 534): POWER LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 532): BALANCE OF TERROR (Noachian, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 530): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 265): none DM 29 LAPUR (turn 523): CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 263): THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 520): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 518): HALCYON DAZE (Noachian, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 510): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 471): ROGUES' GALLERY (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 240): A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): none DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 222): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 399): GET (JE, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 378): FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 364): GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 170): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.) DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 335): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 332): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 319): THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 424): SUNNYLAND, etc. (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 538): PUSS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 538): BANSHEE of MARVEL HEROES (Dr. Strange, mgr.) (turn 537): FELINE GRIN of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 531): NYARLATHOTEP of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 532): EXODUS of THE OLD TESTAMENT (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.) (turn 262): BARTOFELES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.) KAMBARD MURH of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 520): M. A. FISTAFOLES of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) (turn 519): LOU CYPHER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): BOMBADIL of FREEDONIA (Mr. Snarky, mgr.) (turn 234): ART PENDRAGON of KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Baphomet, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 221): NEUMA of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.) FENDER GRALE of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 335): CHESSARA of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 319): XANTHIPPE MANWAR of THE LUNATIC FRINGE (Noachian) (turn 318): JAMES of THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.) SPY REPORT Welcome MALCORN. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, BLOODSWORN's 5th moved them up to 2-3-0 place. MALCORN's got someone new to push around. C'mon everyone, challenge FEELINGS. Let's see how long they last. What's with TENDER LOIN? He actually beat PHILANTHROPISTS' PHILOSOPHER, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at DARK CREATION while they watched XANE REAVER clobber AFFIRMED. He lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Apparently MALCORN isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn! Another fighter (MEAT GRINDER 15-3-0) challenged another Duelmaster (CHARISMATIC 27-24-0). Life goes on. I'm sure MALCORN is excited about MEAT GRINDER, the new Duelmaster from MEAT MARKET. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough! No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was MEAT MARKET. The bums at PHILANTHROPISTS couldn't face the challenges from MEAT MARKET! No excuse for that! Warriors of MALCORN unite. You have only your games to lose! TENDER LOIN proved too determined for PHILOSOPHER. PHILOSOPHER was lucky to go in the ring, with 7-2-0 to his credit. He will be remembered. Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note! Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MEAT GRINDER 4692 15 3 0 100 MEAT MARKET (475) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHARISMATIC 4607 27 24 0 109 TRIPLE CROWN (382) -GO AND GO 4638 14 1 0 109 TRIPLE CROWN (382) XANE REAVER 4666 18 14 0 108 DARK CREATION (471) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TENDER LOIN 4751 8 2 2 83 MEAT MARKET (475) AFFIRMED 4650 12 3 0 82 TRIPLE CROWN (382) SLAYVER 4684 13 12 0 81 DARK CREATION (471) FOREVER 2540 18 21 0 80 STARBASE 5 (263) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHIRLAWAY 4680 10 5 0 70 TRIPLE CROWN (382) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BUTCHER 4695 9 9 0 66 MEAT MARKET (475) FIERCE TIGER 4750 6 6 1 58 STARBASE 5 (263) VAREKAI 4714 10 6 0 57 DARK CREATION (471) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME INDEMOS 4668 12 16 0 56 STARBASE 5 (263) -LITTLE PUPPET 4699 7 6 2 56 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476) -OBMF 4700 7 6 0 44 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476) -PUPPET 4701 7 6 3 43 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476) STRADA 4703 6 4 0 34 STARBASE 5 (263) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PATTERSON PINE 4752 7 4 1 33 GREENWARDENS (244) CLEAVER 4696 7 11 1 33 MEAT MARKET (475) -MIKLO 4702 6 7 2 33 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476) JESSALIN 4713 6 10 0 28 GREENWARDENS (244) TREE SHADOW 4717 6 9 0 27 GREENWARDENS (244) COUNT KOMA 4711 5 11 0 26 STARBASE 5 (263) LOTRUAXE 4771 2 0 0 24 BLOODSWORN (482) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CANNONADE 4749 1 0 0 22 TRIPLE CROWN (382) JOSHUA 4356 3 0 0 18 J FILES (432) -HADHOD 4742 1 0 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS (479) JAMES I 4352 3 0 0 14 J FILES (432) ENVY 4781 1 0 1 14 FEELINGS (484) ALHAZRED 4785 1 0 0 13 DARK CREATION (471) SOMNAMBULANT 4784 1 0 0 13 DARK CREATION (471) CENO 4769 2 0 0 10 BLOODSWORN (482) -BERETHOR 4745 1 0 0 10 PHILANTHROPISTS (479) EODEN 4746 1 1 0 8 PHILANTHROPISTS (479) PERIWINKLE 4787 1 0 0 8 GREENWARDENS (244) LOSS 4782 1 0 0 7 FEELINGS (484) REVANENT 4770 1 1 0 5 BLOODSWORN (482) JARED 4354 1 2 0 5 J FILES (432) JEZEBEL 4355 1 2 0 5 J FILES (432) HOB L. D'HOY 4786 1 0 0 5 GREENWARDENS (244) JEBEDIAH 4353 0 3 0 3 J FILES (432) INFERNAL 4768 0 2 0 2 BLOODSWORN (482) -DEBO 4777 0 2 0 2 WEST COAST WARRIORS (476) GUILT 4779 0 1 0 1 FEELINGS (484) STIR FRY 4783 0 1 0 1 MEAT MARKET (475) MALICE 4780 0 1 0 1 FEELINGS (484) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 434 0 1 0 1 ENVY 4781 533 NONE BATHMORTA 4767 0 2 0 BLOODSWORN 482 MOUNTAIN TROLL 451 533 NONE SADNESS 4778 0 1 0 FEELINGS 484 DARK CHAMPION 457 533 NONE PEBBLE 4715 7 8 0 GREENWARDENS 244 LITTLE PUPPET 4699 532 WASPTONGUE 4760 3 1 1 GREENWARDENS 244 MIKLO 4702 532 T-BONE 4748 4 8 0 MEAT MARKET 475 FIERCE TIGER 4750 532 PHILOSOPHER 4744 7 2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 479 TENDER LOIN 4751 533 SPIDER 4761 0 1 0 WEST COAST WARRIO 476 WASPTONGUE 4760 530 REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Miklo -- Heck. Darn. Drat. -- Ghost of Wasptongue P.S. But I didn't surrender. You said, "Surrender or die," and I chose to die. Death before afterlife, you know. Little Puppet -- Laugh if you want, but you're the one who looks ridiculous. Passing yourself off as Shewish at that height! Pfui. -- Ghost of Pebble Philosopher -- I never yet found a philosopher that was much help when the lightbulbs needed changing. -- Jessalin Obmf -- Go ahead and laugh, no one will hear you over me laughing. Is that a NAME? "Ob-muf"? -- Patterson Pine P.S. Oh, all right. Just so you know, I wasn't really laughing at you, either. Pain makes me hysterical, is all. Strada -- You again. Not what I needed to make my day complete. -- Tree Shadow People dying all over the place lately. (sigh) I hate recruiting. -- Jorja Strada -- I hear that Jorja did actually issue a challenge last year, though not in this arena. I think it was...Zorpunt, maybe? Or maybe that was the year before. It isn't a thing she is likely to do here. But I'm available if you want to have another go. -- Tree Shadow P.S. Besides this time, I mean. The air is so fresh and clean smelling here in this lovely place called Malcorn. Such a pity really. Well, this is just my formal introduction to you all. And, please, no applause. Soon this town will reek of the dead, or dying. Ahhh, now that's the smell of a town I could settle down in. -- Rosebud, mgr. of Bloodsworn Forever -- This is true. I am a victim of the system. Not a bad guy at all. Really. -- (name withheld by request), Convicted Assassin 24 March 2006 A few notes about e-mailed personals: You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e- mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads. When you submit something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI. If you do NOT get a receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination any more than all snail mail does). If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in. Check your receipt to make sure your submission made it to the intended destination. Also check to see that everything you sent made it to the same place. Sometimes HAL, who is rather simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line. So if the word Ti appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads. As a side note, sometimes things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all. If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn. Happy writing! -- Ed. 28 March 2006 We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies, and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BATHMORTA was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. SADNESS was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee. CLEAVER was overpowered by FIERCE TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel. MEAT GRINDER outwaited CHARISMATIC in a slow 22 minute Challenge Title fight. FOREVER luckily beat WHIRLAWAY in a 5 minute master's Challenge competition. XANE REAVER overpowered AFFIRMED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. TENDER LOIN butchered PHILOSOPHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. STRADA unbelievably bested TREE SHADOW in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel. SLAYVER overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute uneven duel. INDEMOS was overpowered by BUTCHER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. VAREKAI overpowered JESSALIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. COUNT KOMA was subdued by PATTERSON PINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. JOSHUA unbelievably bested INFERNAL in a 3 minute bloody novice's battle. JEZEBEL was beaten by LOSS in a 1 minute amateur's conflict. JARED was defeated by PERIWINKLE in a 3 minute novice's duel. JEBEDIAH was devastated by LOTRUAXE in a 1 minute uneven duel. EODEN was luckily beaten by ALHAZRED in a 2 minute bloody amateur's brawl. JAMES I savagely defeated STIR FRY in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout. CENO beat MALICE in a 1 minute novice's match. REVANENT was outwaited by SOMNAMBULANT in a popular 7 minute amateur's competition. GUILT was defeated by HOB L. D'HOY in a 3 minute novice's duel. ENVY executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 27 - 12 - 0 69 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 19 - 3 63 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 11 - 3 54 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 1 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 22 - 0 49 | |AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 15 - 0 48 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 24 - 0 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 11 - 0 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 0 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 2 33 | Turn 533 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY MEAT GRINDER 4692 15 3 0 100 MEAT MARKET (475) LUNGING ATTACK XANE REAVER 4666 18 14 0 108 DARK CREATION (471) AIMED BLOW AFFIRMED 4650 12 3 0 82 TRIPLE CROWN (382) WALL OF STEEL SLAYVER 4684 13 12 0 81 DARK CREATION (471) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is XANE REAVER 4666. The most popular warrior this turn was WHIRLAWAY 4680. The ten other most popular fighters were REVANENT 4770, TREE SHADOW 4717, INFERNAL 4768, JARED 4354, EODEN 4746, JAMES I 4352, GUILT 4779, XANE REAVER 4666, BUTCHER 4695, and PATTERSON PINE 4752. The least popular fighter this week was CHARISMATIC 4607. The other ten least popular fighters were MEAT GRINDER 4692, SOMNAMBULANT 4784, MALICE 4780, JEBEDIAH 4353, JEZEBEL 4355, JESSALIN 4713, PHILOSOPHER 4744, AFFIRMED 4650, CLEAVER 4696, and ENVY 4781.