DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/09/2006 Duedate: 08/22/2006
MALCORN ARENA
DM-15 TURN-542
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHARISMATIC
TRIPLE CROWN (382)
(15-4607) [35-25-0,145]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHARISMATIC THE GRINCH
TRIPLE CROWN (382) DR. SEUSS (474)
(15-4607) [35-25-0,145] (15-4688) [4-3-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHIRLAWAY WHIRLAWAY
TRIPLE CROWN (382) TRIPLE CROWN (382)
(15-4680) [15-9-0,99] (15-4680) [15-9-0,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STARBASE 5 (263)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DR. SEUSS (474) 48
2. TRIPLE CROWN (382) 21 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
3. COLLEGEVILLE (486) 17 Unchartered Team
4. STARBASE 5 (263) 10
5. BLOODSWORN (482) 2 COLLEGEVILLE (486)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*COLLEGEVILLE (486) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 STARBASE 5 (263) 9 6 0
2/ 1*DR. SEUSS (474) 18 7 0 72.0 2/ 6*DR. SEUSS (474) 7 3 0
3/ 2 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 365 267 17 57.8 3/ 1 GREENWARDENS (244) 7 8 0
4/ 4 STARBASE 5 (263) 131 131 6 50.0 4/ 3 DARK CREATION (471) 5 10 1
5/ 3 DARK CREATION (471) 100 103 2 49.3 5/ 5 BLOODSWORN (482) 5 10 1
6/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244) 445 559 10 44.3 6/ 4 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 4 2 0
7/ 7 BLOODSWORN (482) 20 32 1 38.5 7/ 0*COLLEGEVILLE (486) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of MALCORN. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Nothing is certain
in MALCORN, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top
team--STARBASE 5. What's a move up by 4 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask)
Cause for celebration, according to DR. SEUSS. DR. SEUSS had cause to celebrate,
after THE GRINCH got 20 points by beating TREE SHADOW. A certain someone should cut
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 13 points to BARTHOLOMEW.
(Discrete enough, DIE AGAIN?) CHARISMATIC found out being MALCORN's Duelmaster isn't
all nuts and berries, receiving 4 challenges! The arena was more crowded than usual
this time, as SLAYVER faced MALCORN's Duelmaster. CHARISMATIC successfully staved
off a grab for the roses by SLAYVER of DARK CREATION. Does MALCORN have no one
talented enough to dethrone him? Word has it one team in MALCORN is taking speech
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in BLOODSWORN are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. The
warriors of BLOODSWORN found their efforts at combat frustrated as DARK CREATION
apparently had more important things to do than fight. YERTLE THE TURTLE challenged
PERIWINKLE! Who says DR. SEUSS are just a bunch of wimps! YERTLE THE TURTLE of DR.
SEUSS kept its wits as it was beat by PERIWINKLE.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in MALCORN would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for MALCORN? On that giddy note I take
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHARISMATIC 4607 35 25 0 145 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GO AND GO 4638 14 1 0 109 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
SLAYVER 4684 18 16 0 100 DARK CREATION (471)
STRADA 4703 14 5 0 100 STARBASE 5 (263)
INDEMOS 4668 17 20 1 99 STARBASE 5 (263)
WHIRLAWAY 4680 15 9 0 99 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
FOREVER 2540 22 26 0 92 STARBASE 5 (263)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PATTERSON PINE 4752 12 8 1 79 GREENWARDENS (244)
VAREKAI 4714 14 10 0 76 DARK CREATION (471)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JESSALIN 4713 12 13 0 66 GREENWARDENS (244)
REVANENT 4770 8 3 0 57 BLOODSWORN (482)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERIWINKLE 4787 7 3 0 53 GREENWARDENS (244)
THE GRINCH 4688 4 3 0 47 DR. SEUSS (474)
FIERCE TIGER 4750 9 12 1 44 STARBASE 5 (263)
TREE SHADOW 4717 9 15 0 42 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAT IN THE HAT 4689 2 0 0 31 DR. SEUSS (474)
BARTHOLOMEW 4687 5 2 0 30 DR. SEUSS (474)
GREEN EGGS & HAM 4691 5 1 0 29 DR. SEUSS (474)
DEGALONIAN RUK 4810 2 4 0 25 STARBASE 5 (263)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOMNAMBULANT 4784 6 4 0 22 DARK CREATION (471)
-CANNONADE 4749 1 0 0 22 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
YERTLE THE TURTLE 4690 2 1 0 21 DR. SEUSS (474)
HOB L. D'HOY 4786 5 5 0 20 GREENWARDENS (244)
DIE AGAIN 4833 1 1 1 20 BLOODSWORN (482)
HAMLINE 4800 1 0 0 17 COLLEGEVILLE (486)
HOMUNCULUS 4805 3 3 0 12 DARK CREATION (471)
ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822 1 2 1 6 DARK CREATION (471)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NEMO 4648 1 1 0 4 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEATH 4841 0 1 0 BLOODSWORN 482 BLACK ORC 453 542 NONE
DEAD 4840 0 1 0 BLOODSWORN 482 WURM KIN 460 542 NONE
MEAT 4839 0 1 0 BLOODSWORN 482 BLACK ORC 453 542 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Indemos -- You know, I thought it was just the blow to my head last week that made me
see double when I fought you. Or was beaten up by you, to be more exact. But now I
see that you were employing "double Indemos" against me, which hurts! Don't do that
again. -- Patterson (fallen-)Pine
Varekai -- It's all well and good to be a dark creation, but sometimes it isn't
ENOUGH, you know? -- Jessalin
P.S. MEN may like women with dark auras, but other women are more...particular.
Revanent -- Ick, all that blood. Is it because you're half an elf? I've heard that
elves are strange. And I just can't, I really CANNOT see that bloody handprints all
over your armor is a Good Thing. -- Tree Shadow
P.S. Yes, okay, you won. So what? The arena isn't your whole life, is it?
Fierce Tiger -- Did somebody already ask, or do I get to be the FIRST to inquire,
"Why aren't you an Arena Feline?" This is confusing, and I don't do my best work
when I'm confused. -- Periwinkle
P.S. Although I seem to have done well enough.
Somnambulant -- Oops, I shouldn't have let you lull me to sleep like that. At least,
not DURING the fight. Next time, coffee before the fight. -- Hob L. D'Hoy
Arzim naZildah of Zuwayza, Userous Merchant -- I feel this urge to mug you in an
alley, so watch out! -- Tree Shadow
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEATH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MEAT was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SLAYVER was unbelievably bested by CHARISMATIC in a 5 minute Challenge Title brawl.
VAREKAI subdued JESSALIN in a action packed 3 minute master's Challenge competition.
THE GRINCH devastated TREE SHADOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
YERTLE THE TURTLE was handily defeated by PERIWINKLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HOMUNCULUS lost to DEGALONIAN RUK in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
FOREVER lost to WHIRLAWAY in a action packed 3 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
STRADA outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 13 minute fight.
INDEMOS overcame PATTERSON PINE in a popular 1 minute bout.
FIERCE TIGER was subdued by REVANENT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
DIE AGAIN was outwaited by BARTHOLOMEW in a tiresome 13 minute battle.
SOMNAMBULANT was viciously subdued by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute bloody bout.
GREEN EGGS & HAM viciously subdued HOB L. D'HOY in a action packed 3 minute fight.
ISITWALANGCENGCE was devastated by HAMLINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 20 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 17 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 14 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 18 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 27 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 23 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 23 - 2 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 542 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY CHARISMATIC 4607 35 25 0 145 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
WALL OF STEEL SLAYVER 4684 18 16 0 100 DARK CREATION (471)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIRLAWAY 4680 15 9 0 99 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
BASHING ATTACK PATTERSON PINE 4752 12 8 1 79 GREENWARDENS (244)
AIMED BLOW VAREKAI 4714 14 10 0 76 DARK CREATION (471)
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 4770 8 3 0 57 BLOODSWORN (482)
STRIKING ATTACK THE GRINCH 4688 4 3 0 47 DR. SEUSS (474)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHIRLAWAY 4680. The most popular warrior this turn
was WHIRLAWAY 4680. The ten other most popular fighters were SLAYVER 4684, FIERCE
TIGER 4750, GREEN EGGS & HAM 4691, VAREKAI 4714, JESSALIN 4713, DEGALONIAN RUK 4810,
CAT IN THE HAT 4689, THE GRINCH 4688, CHARISMATIC 4607, and PERIWINKLE 4787.
The least popular fighter this week was BARTHOLOMEW 4687. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIE AGAIN 4833, STRADA 4703, ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822,
SOMNAMBULANT 4784, FOREVER 2540, HOMUNCULUS 4805, YERTLE THE TURTLE 4690, TREE SHADOW
4717, MEAT 4839, and DEAD 4840.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CHARISMATIC (15-4607) TRIPLE CROWN (382)