DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/23/2006 Duedate: 09/05/2006
MALCORN ARENA
DM-15 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SLAYVER
DARK CREATION (471)
(15-4684) [19-16-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WHIRLAWAY THE GRINCH
TRIPLE CROWN (382) DR. SEUSS (474)
(15-4680) [16-9-1,119] (15-4688) [5-3-0,62]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHIRLAWAY ISITWALANGCENGCE
TRIPLE CROWN (382) DARK CREATION (471)
(15-4680) [16-9-1,119] (15-4822) [1-3-1,8]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STARBASE 5 (263)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DR. SEUSS (474) 38
2. DARK CREATION (471) 24 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
3. BLOODSWORN (482) 16 Unchartered Team
4. STARBASE 5 (263) 14
5. TRIPLE CROWN (382) 10 DR. SEUSS (474)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*COLLEGEVILLE (486) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 STARBASE 5 (263) 11 4 0
2/ 2*DR. SEUSS (474) 21 8 0 72.4 2/ 2*DR. SEUSS (474) 7 2 0
3/ 3 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 366 268 18 57.7 3/ 4 DARK CREATION (471) 5 10 1
4/ 4 STARBASE 5 (263) 135 132 6 50.6 4/ 6 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 4 2 1
5/ 5 DARK CREATION (471) 102 106 2 49.0 5/ 5 BLOODSWORN (482) 4 9 1
6/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244) 446 563 10 44.2 6/ 3 GREENWARDENS (244) 4 11 0
7/ 7 BLOODSWORN (482) 21 34 1 38.2 7- 7*COLLEGEVILLE (486) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice,
but don't get cocky, DR. SEUSS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THE GRINCH win a fight and gain 15
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, THE GRINCH beat PERIWINKLE and PERIWINKLE lost 12
points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like MALCORN has some guts at least,
CHARISMATIC the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. SLAYVER
challenged MALCORN's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old,
in with the new, as SLAYVER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old
Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you
this? You want to know what's new, don't you, MALCORN?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
STARBASE 5, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DARK CREATION. Ha ha ha ha! Now
look at this. INDEMOS challenged down 20 against GREENWARDENS' PATTERSON PINE. What
a weasel! Question now is, will MALCORN accept this sort of tacky behavior? INDEMOS
beating PATTERSON PINE. The insult, the....yech! I guess I can give a little credit
to VAREKAI of DARK CREATION for challenging up by 23 to WHIRLAWAY. VAREKAI was slain
to get 79 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and
girls, VAREKAI of DARK CREATION has added the final loss to hers 14-10-0. Tee hee!
Seriously now, is it really honorable for WHIRLAWAY from TRIPLE CROWN to kill VAREKAI
and give DARK CREATION the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. We're all going to
die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the MALCORN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of MALCORN. I feel much better now. Paste this one in
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAYVER 4684 19 16 0 113 DARK CREATION (471)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHIRLAWAY 4680 16 9 1 119 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
-GO AND GO 4638 14 1 0 109 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
INDEMOS 4668 18 20 1 106 STARBASE 5 (263)
STRADA 4703 15 5 0 102 STARBASE 5 (263)
FOREVER 2540 23 26 0 95 STARBASE 5 (263)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PATTERSON PINE 4752 12 9 1 74 GREENWARDENS (244)
REVANENT 4770 9 3 0 68 BLOODSWORN (482)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE GRINCH 4688 5 3 0 62 DR. SEUSS (474)
JESSALIN 4713 12 14 0 61 GREENWARDENS (244)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIERCE TIGER 4750 9 13 1 43 STARBASE 5 (263)
TREE SHADOW 4717 9 16 0 43 GREENWARDENS (244)
CAT IN THE HAT 4689 3 0 0 43 DR. SEUSS (474)
BARTHOLOMEW 4687 6 2 0 42 DR. SEUSS (474)
PERIWINKLE 4787 7 4 0 41 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GREEN EGGS & HAM 4691 5 1 0 29 DR. SEUSS (474)
DEGALONIAN RUK 4810 3 4 0 28 STARBASE 5 (263)
SOMNAMBULANT 4784 7 4 0 27 DARK CREATION (471)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOB L. D'HOY 4786 6 5 0 23 GREENWARDENS (244)
-CANNONADE 4749 1 0 0 22 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
YERTLE THE TURTLE 4690 2 2 0 20 DR. SEUSS (474)
-HAMLINE 4800 1 0 0 17 COLLEGEVILLE (486)
HOMUNCULUS 4805 3 4 0 13 DARK CREATION (471)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822 1 3 1 8 DARK CREATION (471)
-NEMO 4648 1 1 0 4 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIE AGAIN 4833 1 2 1 BLOODSWORN 482 MOUNTAIN TROLL 451 543 NONE
STRIKER 4844 0 1 0 BLOODSWORN 482 BLACK ORC 453 543 NONE
VAREKAI 4714 14 11 0 DARK CREATION 471 WHIRLAWAY 4680 543
PERSONAL ADS
Varekai -- Ah, I see what you mean about "dark creation." I was fighting you, I had
the upper hand! And then you created something, a turn-around, I suppose, and
suddenly it all went dark. And, obviously, I lost. Sneaky. Effective, but sneaky.
-- Jessalin
P.S. Can you teach me to do that?
The Grinch -- Yes, well, it wasn't MY Christmas, so ask me if I care? -- Tree Shadow
P.S. Okay, maybe I do. It's the principle. You shouldn't steal.
Yertle the Turtle -- Oh, good, you're a golem. If you'd been a real, born turtle
that big and that nasty, I'd've been worried. -- Periwinkle
P.S. Yes, some born turtles are that big. And some are that nasty. But usually not
both in the same turtle. What a nightmare that would be!
Indemos -- I don't know how you do it, but suddenly you seemed to be double. Every
time I turned around, there you were again, and usually hitting me. I didn't like
it, you know. -- Patterson Pine
P.S. Maybe I'll drop cones on your head.
Green Eggs & Ham -- Euwh. That's enough to make anyone sick. -- Hob L. D'Hoy
Our congratulations to Charismatic! We knew you could do it. -- Jorja and the
Greenwardens
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIE AGAIN was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
INDEMOS demolished PATTERSON PINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SLAYVER savagely defeated CHARISMATIC in a 7 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
VAREKAI was savagely slain by WHIRLAWAY in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
THE GRINCH overpowered PERIWINKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CAT IN THE HAT bested TREE SHADOW in a 1 minute gory Challenge competition.
BARTHOLOMEW unbelievably bested FIERCE TIGER in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
YERTLE THE TURTLE was unbelievably bested by SOMNAMBULANT in a 11 minute fight.
HOMUNCULUS lost to DEGALONIAN RUK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ISITWALANGCENGCE was narrowly defeated by HOB L. D'HOY in a 5 minute Challenge match.
FOREVER luckily beat M. CHARDINEE in a 11 minute bloody mismatched competition.
STRADA savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
REVANENT slimly won victory over JESSALIN in a popular 4 minute gruesome conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 20 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 25 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 22 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SLAYVER 4684 19 16 0 113 DARK CREATION (471)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIRLAWAY 4680 16 9 1 119 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
TOTAL PARRY STRADA 4703 15 5 0 102 STARBASE 5 (263)
BASHING ATTACK PATTERSON PINE 4752 12 9 1 74 GREENWARDENS (244)
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 4770 9 3 0 68 BLOODSWORN (482)
STRIKING ATTACK THE GRINCH 4688 5 3 0 62 DR. SEUSS (474)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHIRLAWAY 4680. The most popular warrior this turn
was ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822. The ten other most popular fighters were FIERCE TIGER
4750, SLAYVER 4684, WHIRLAWAY 4680, JESSALIN 4713, YERTLE THE TURTLE 4690, REVANENT
4770, CAT IN THE HAT 4689, DEGALONIAN RUK 4810, INDEMOS 4668, and THE GRINCH 4688.
The least popular fighter this week was FOREVER 2540. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOMNAMBULANT 4784, HOB L. D'HOY 4786, TREE SHADOW 4717, PERIWINKLE
4787, VAREKAI 4714, PATTERSON PINE 4752, STRIKER 4844, HOMUNCULUS 4805, DIE AGAIN
4833, and STRADA 4703.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CHARISMATIC (15-4607) TRIPLE CROWN (382)