DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/04/2006 Duedate: 10/17/2006
MALCORN ARENA
DM-15 TURN-546
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GO AND GO
TRIPLE CROWN (382)
(15-4638) [17-1-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GO AND GO POSITION IS EMPTY
TRIPLE CROWN (382)
(15-4638) [17-1-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHIRLAWAY JESSALIN
TRIPLE CROWN (382) GREENWARDENS (244)
(15-4680) [17-11-1,95] (15-4713) [14-15-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GREENWARDENS (244)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GREENWARDENS (244) 33
2. BLOODSWORN (482) 22 DR. SEUSS (474)
3. DR. SEUSS (474) 14 Unchartered Team
4. DARK CREATION (471) 11
5. TRIPLE CROWN (382) 6 BLANK (6)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DR. SEUSS (474) 24 9 0 72.7 1/ 3 GREENWARDENS (244) 10 5 0
2/ 2 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 370 270 18 57.8 2/ 2 BLOODSWORN (482) 9 5 1
3/ 3 STARBASE 5 (263) 142 140 6 50.4 3/ 1 STARBASE 5 (263) 7 8 0
4/ 4 DARK CREATION (471) 107 116 2 48.0 4/ 4 DARK CREATION (471) 5 10 0
5/ 5 GREENWARDENS (244) 456 568 10 44.5 5/ 6 TRIPLE CROWN (382) 4 2 0
6/ 6 BLOODSWORN (482) 30 39 2 43.5 6/ 5 DR. SEUSS (474) 3 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.
GREENWARDENS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. It looks
like the guys(?) at BLOODSWORN had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 2nd
place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for THE GRINCH, who flew up
18 points in the rankings after mashing INDEMOS like a melon. Keep your eye on this
beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. INDEMOS was
subdued by THE GRINCH and drops 27 points. In front of all the crowds, GO AND GO
took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad TRIPLE CROWN? Big bad TRIPLE
CROWN. Big bad TRIPLE CROWN. MALCORN's afraid of the big bad TRIPLE CROWN. Tra la
la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch DR. SEUSS' act in the arena. Those
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from TRIPLE CROWN. Well dang howdy, but
if challenges were votes, GO AND GO would be president. Although it may be a contest
he doesn't want to win. HOMUNCULUS of DARK CREATION had better have a good reason
for challenging down 9 points in a challenge which he won. I thought HOMUNCULUS
showed great skill and promise when he won victory over DEGALONIAN RUK. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the MALCORN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GO AND GO 4638 17 1 0 121 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOREVER 2540 24 28 0 106 STARBASE 5 (263)
THE GRINCH 4688 7 3 0 103 DR. SEUSS (474)
STRADA 4703 17 6 0 96 STARBASE 5 (263)
WHIRLAWAY 4680 17 11 1 95 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INDEMOS 4668 20 21 1 86 STARBASE 5 (263)
-REVANENT 4770 10 4 0 73 BLOODSWORN (482)
PATTERSON PINE 4752 14 10 1 67 GREENWARDENS (244)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERIWINKLE 4787 10 4 0 66 GREENWARDENS (244)
JESSALIN 4713 14 15 0 59 GREENWARDENS (244)
TREE SHADOW 4717 11 17 0 59 GREENWARDENS (244)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARTHOLOMEW 4687 7 3 0 53 DR. SEUSS (474)
FIERCE TIGER 4750 10 15 1 48 STARBASE 5 (263)
-CAT IN THE HAT 4689 3 0 0 43 DR. SEUSS (474)
HOMUNCULUS 4805 5 5 0 39 DARK CREATION (471)
SOMNAMBULANT 4784 8 6 0 34 DARK CREATION (471)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GREEN EGGS & HAM 4691 5 1 0 29 DR. SEUSS (474)
HOB L. D'HOY 4786 7 7 0 28 GREENWARDENS (244)
SILVAMERE 4843 3 0 0 24 BLOODSWORN (482)
DEVILDRIVER 4848 2 0 1 24 BLOODSWORN (482)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CANNONADE 4749 1 0 0 22 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
-YERTLE THE TURTLE 4690 2 2 0 20 DR. SEUSS (474)
DEGALONIAN RUK 4810 4 6 0 18 STARBASE 5 (263)
ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822 2 5 1 13 DARK CREATION (471)
ANGELTEAR 4842 2 1 0 8 BLOODSWORN (482)
-NEMO 4648 1 1 0 4 DOWN WITH THE SHIP (468)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AZAZEL 4854 0 1 0 1 DARK CREATION (471)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEMONSEED 4846 1 2 0 BLOODSWORN 482 HIGH ELF 452 546 NONE
MINOTAUR 4847 0 3 0 DARK CREATION 471 HIGH ELF 452 546 NONE
VAREKAI 4714 14 11 0 DARK CREATION 471 WHIRLAWAY 4680 543 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
The Grinch -- There you are AGAIN! So, are you going to steal Columbus Day? Not
that many people would notice if you did, but still, since it's WAY too early for you
to go after Christmas, I thought I'd check. I still don't know whether it even
really COUNTS, you know? Will they pick up the trash that morning, or won't they? A
tricky question, and very important. -- Patterson Pine
In this part of the world it counts. Those who pick up the trash need all the
holidays they can get. -- Ed.
Somnambulant -- Hmm, what I need to learn from YOU is, how to sleep while standing in
the arena looking like I'm awake and alert. Difficult, because I always close my
eyes when I sleep. Hmm. If I could persuade Jorja that I'm studying one of those
special techniques where you see with your ears...? Worth a try. -- Hob L. D'Hoy
P.S. If you face the foes in your bathtub that way, I'm surprised you don't DROWN.
Revanent -- Three shots to the throat? Are your teammates teasing you for your lack
of kills? -- Tree Shadow
P.S. Good thing I have a superior gorget, isn't it? It's a gorgeous gorget, too.
Nothing but the best.
P.P.S. Or as good as I can afford.
Ambitious Guard? Life must be hard for ambitious guards, or at least for those who
are too dumb to get new and different, achievable ambitions. Not that I'm going to
throw a fight to one, mind. They have to take their lumps. -- Periwinkle
Homunculus -- Looks like you've got a problem, boy. I hope for your sake that your
manager is on top of it, but these days, who knows? My manager is supposed to know
what she's doing, but whatever that is, she isn't managing us. Oh, well, it's a good
life if you don't die. I guess. -- Jessalin
Slayver -- Congratulations on your bloodfeud match. -- The Greenwardens
No Duel2Dude? I look for a match between our tied-for-top-rank warriors to resolve
this embarrassing problem. -- Jorja
14 September 2006
I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
I am looking to recover some old warriors. Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything. I just want to see how they turned out.
The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388
Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.
25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light. Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth. YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!! The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats. It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us! I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face! Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MINOTAUR was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEMONSEED was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STRADA was savagely defeated by GO AND GO in a 24 minute Challenge Title melee.
FOREVER bested WHIRLAWAY in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
HOMUNCULUS demolished DEGALONIAN RUK in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ISITWALANGCENGCE was savagely defeated by SILVAMERE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
INDEMOS was devastated by THE GRINCH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BARTHOLOMEW was viciously subdued by PERIWINKLE in a action packed 4 minute melee.
PATTERSON PINE vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOMNAMBULANT was viciously subdued by JESSALIN in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
TREE SHADOW handily defeated FIERCE TIGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOB L. D'HOY was narrowly defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 7 minute match.
ANGELTEAR unbelievably bested AZAZEL in a 5 minute novice's contest.
DEVILDRIVER subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 23 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 16 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 2 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 546 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GO AND GO 4638 17 1 0 121 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
STRIKING ATTACK THE GRINCH 4688 7 3 0 103 DR. SEUSS (474)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIRLAWAY 4680 17 11 1 95 TRIPLE CROWN (382)
BASHING ATTACK PATTERSON PINE 4752 14 10 1 67 GREENWARDENS (244)
PARRY-LUNGE PERIWINKLE 4787 10 4 0 66 GREENWARDENS (244)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHIRLAWAY 4680. The most popular warrior this turn
was JESSALIN 4713. The ten other most popular fighters were PERIWINKLE 4787,
WHIRLAWAY 4680, DEVILDRIVER 4848, HOMUNCULUS 4805, SILVAMERE 4843, AZAZEL 4854,
FOREVER 2540, THE GRINCH 4688, PATTERSON PINE 4752, and TREE SHADOW 4717.
The least popular fighter this week was STRADA 4703. The other ten least popular
fighters were GO AND GO 4638, HOB L. D'HOY 4786, ANGELTEAR 4842, FIERCE TIGER 4750,
INDEMOS 4668, ISITWALANGCENGCE 4822, DEGALONIAN RUK 4810, MINOTAUR 4847, SOMNAMBULANT
4784, and BARTHOLOMEW 4687.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GO AND GO (15-4638) TRIPLE CROWN (382)