DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/20/2026 Duedate: 04/02/2026
WILLAF ARENA
DM 16 TURN 1053
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HOWIE HOWITZER
WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
(16-7258) [13-2-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JUDGE SMAILS TITANTHONERE
CADDYSHACK (596) EXTINCTION (488)
(16-5761) [20-8-1,150] (16-4702) [2-3-0,46]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LOU LOOMIS LOU LOOMIS
CADDYSHACK (596) CADDYSHACK (596)
(16-5760) [16-4-0,130] (16-5760) [16-4-0,130]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CADDYSHACK (596)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRICKSTERS (704) 37
2. PHILANTROGENTS (719) 19 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)
3. WRATHMEN 25-22 (714) 19 Unchartered Team
4. EXTINCTION (488) 18
5. OFF LAND WOMEN (720) 4 EXTINCTION (488)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673) 19 2 2 90.5 1/ 1 CADDYSHACK (596) 11 1 2
2/ 2 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714) 13 2 0 86.7 2/ 2 PHILANTROGENTS (719) 10 5 0
3/ 3 CADDYSHACK (596) 61 27 4 69.3 3/ 3 JLG (586) 6 4 0
4/ 4 JLG (586) 120 70 3 63.2 4/ 4 SAXON (712) 6 6 0
5/ 5 PHILANTROGENTS (719) 26 20 1 56.5 5/ 9 TRICKSTERS (704) 4 4 0
6/ 6 TRICKSTERS (704) 85 73 1 53.8 6/ 5 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673) 3 0 1
7/ 7 SAXON (712) 65 68 6 48.9 7/ 7 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714) 2 1 0
8/ 8*EXTINCTION (488) 12 16 0 42.9 8/ 6*EXTINCTION (488) 2 8 0
9/10 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 1136 1598 38 41.6 9-10 TROUBLEMAKERS (717) 0 5 0
10/ 9*OFF LAND WOMEN (720) 3 5 1 37.5 10/ 8*OFF LAND WOMEN (720) 0 3 0
11-11 TROUBLEMAKERS (717) 34 66 3 34.0 11/11 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail WILLAF! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. TRICKSTERS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-1-0 into a 4 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 5th place. Good work, guys! And let's see, TUNGA
THE ODD fought BROKEN HEROES and gained 18 points and contributed to TRICKSTERS'
3-1-0. BROKEN HEROES has lost to TUNGA THE ODD, falling 15 points, while helping
make SAXON a 2-1-0 turn. We should ask HOWIE HOWITZER about the thrill of victory,
and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask. Tell
me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad
uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the CADDYSHACK stable was the most avoided
team this turn. Come on WILLAF, what are you afraid of? And guess who avoided
CADDYSHACK stable the most? Believe it or not, it was TRICKSTERS. Anyone surprised?
Well, sports fans, take notice that JUDGE SMAILS from CADDYSHACK was WILLAF's most
challenged warrior this turn. In a brave attempt, BUCCA-BOO from TRICKSTERS
challenged up 23 points to fight JUDGE SMAILS from the CADDYSHACK stable. BUCCA-BOO
perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she was dealt death by JUDGE SMAILS and
ended up with 87 recognition points.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Banners at half mast, warriors,
TRICKSTERS has lost BUCCA-BOO, and you might say all of WILLAF has felt the loss,
except maybe CADDYSHACK. CADDYSHACK, with any luck TRICKSTERS will successfully
bloodfeud JUDGE SMAILS for killing such a warrior as BUCCA-BOO. Have a little
decency, will ya? Is it really true that WILLAF has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in WILLAF and I've a long road ahead of
me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the
Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWIE HOWITZER 7258 13 2 0 111 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUDGE SMAILS 5761 20 8 1 150 CADDYSHACK (596)
LOU LOOMIS 5760 16 4 0 130 CADDYSHACK (596)
MIDAS TOUCH 7236 17 11 1 103 SAXON (712)
T350 5807 25 11 1 94 JLG (586)
THE HUMUNGUS 7018 8 1 1 91 BUBBA'S BARBARIANS (673)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TUNGA THE ODD 7133 14 17 0 87 TRICKSTERS (704)
GRIPHOOK 7246 8 3 0 87 TRICKSTERS (704)
CM2033 6483 19 9 0 84 JLG (586)
260MRT 5676 21 19 0 82 JLG (586)
MIO MI 7149 8 54 0 78 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
BROKEN HEROES 7232 16 12 2 73 SAXON (712)
BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235 15 13 1 69 SAXON (712)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ATAVISTA 7299 10 10 0 66 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)
WISE OLD HERMIT 7322 5 3 0 61 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311 6 4 0 58 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIGH FANTASY 7319 5 3 1 47 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
TITANTHONERE 4702 2 3 0 46 EXTINCTION (488)
TOTALLY PERRI 7333 6 1 0 44 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
-IRON MCGINTY 7295 7 10 2 40 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TASMANIAN WOLF 4705 1 3 0 40 EXTINCTION (488)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOA 7334 3 2 0 33 EXTINCTION (488)
D'ANNUNZIO 7211 5 3 1 24 CADDYSHACK (596)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AFNORD FORGETHIM 7293 4 10 0 22 TROUBLEMAKERS (717)
PSY PHI 7320 4 4 0 21 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
WISP 7300 2 4 0 21 TRICKSTERS (704)
QUAGGA 7324 1 4 0 13 EXTINCTION (488)
1532E 6643 2 0 0 11 JLG (586)
534C-6 6644 1 1 0 10 JLG (586)
-WHEELS OF STEEL 7341 0 1 0 1 SAXON (712)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEBANON CYPRUS 4699 5 1 0 EXTINCTION 488 THE HUMUNGUS 7018 1051
DA1 7351 0 1 0 OFF LAND WOMEN 720 SHEWISH GIANT 1053 NONE
CALL TO ARMS 7255 5 16 1 SAXON 712 IRON MCGINTY 7295 1049 REVENGED
SACRIFICE 7335 0 2 0 SAXON 712 D'ANNUNZIO 7211 1051
BUCCA-BOO 7127 19 12 0 TRICKSTERS 704 JUDGE SMAILS 5761 1053
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TITANTHONERE was viciously subdued by THE HUMUNGUS in a 2 minute Bloodfeud duel.
BUCCA-BOO was easily killed by JUDGE SMAILS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRIPHOOK vanquished MIO MI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TUNGA THE ODD defeated BROKEN HEROES in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MOA viciously subdued PSY PHI in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
QUAGGA was bested by D'ANNUNZIO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DR BEEPER was devastated by HOWIE HOWITZER in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
LOU LOOMIS vanquished 260MRT in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven duel.
CM2033 was viciously subdued by MIDAS TOUCH in a popular 3 minute veteran's duel.
T350 handily defeated WISE OLD HERMIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAPTISM OF FIRE savagely defeated TOTALLY PERRI in a 4 minute mismatched match.
DISTOPIAN FANTASY demolished CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
HIGH FANTASY handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
WISP slimly won victory over 534C-6 in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
1532E beat MALCORN INSURGENT in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 6 - 2 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 17 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 16 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 23 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 24 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 1053 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK HOWIE HOWITZER 7258 13 2 0 111 WRATHMEN 25-22 (714)
TOTAL PARRY JUDGE SMAILS 5761 20 8 1 150 CADDYSHACK (596)
PARRY-STRIKE LOU LOOMIS 5760 16 4 0 130 CADDYSHACK (596)
BASHING ATTACK MIDAS TOUCH 7236 17 11 1 103 SAXON (712)
LUNGING ATTACK T350 5807 25 11 1 94 JLG (586)
STRIKING ATTACK BROKEN HEROES 7232 16 12 2 73 SAXON (712)
AIMED BLOW WISE OLD HERMIT 7322 5 3 0 61 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
PARRY-LUNGE HIGH FANTASY 7319 5 3 1 47 PHILANTROGENTS (719)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOU LOOMIS 5760. The most popular warrior this turn
was LOU LOOMIS 5760. The ten other most popular fighters were MIDAS TOUCH 7236,
BAPTISM OF FIRE 7235, 534C-6 6644, THE HUMUNGUS 7018, QUAGGA 7324, HOWIE HOWITZER
7258, DISTOPIAN FANTASY 7311, WISP 7300, MOA 7334, and TITANTHONERE 4702.
The least popular fighter this week was TOTALLY PERRI 7333. The other ten least
popular fighters were WISE OLD HERMIT 7322, MIO MI 7149, DA1 7351, PSY PHI 7320,
TUNGA THE ODD 7133, BUCCA-BOO 7127, 1532E 6643, HIGH FANTASY 7319, T350 5807, and
CM2033 6483.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DR BEEPER (16-5762) CADDYSHACK (596)