DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2007    Duedate: 07/06/2007

WILLAF ARENA

DM-16    TURN-567

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHAUNCY
PUNNY AMINALS (305)
(16-5636) [20-13-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHAUNCY                        POSITION IS EMPTY
PUNNY AMINALS (305)            
(16-5636) [20-13-1,131]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHAUNCY                        BOILINGBROKE
PUNNY AMINALS (305)            ROSE NOBLES (335)
(16-5636) [20-13-1,131]        (16-5786) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PUNNY AMINALS (305)         30
2. ROSE NOBLES (335)           21      GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
3. POWER LEGION (579)          19      Unchartered Team
4. SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)   10
5. GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)      9SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)  444 229  9 66.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)   9  2 0
 2/ 3 POWER LEGION (579)        65  51  3 56.0   2/ 2 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       9  6 1
 3- 4 PANDORA'S CARDS (585)     18  16  3 52.9   3/ 4 POWER LEGION (579)        7  3 1
 4/ 5 NOBLE ON FIRE (573)       39  38  0 50.6   4/ 5 ROSE NOBLES (335)         5  6 1
 5/ 6 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)    175 209 13 45.6   5/ 3 NOBLE ON FIRE (573)       3  8 0
 6/ 7 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      519 731 17 41.5   6- 6*PLACES TO BE (443)        2  2 0
 7/ 8*SHADES OF INNSMOUT (594)   9  15  0 37.5   7- 9 PANDORA'S CARDS (585)     1  0 0
 8/ 9 ROSE NOBLES (335)         12  25  2 32.4   8/ 7 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)     1  8 0
 9-10*PLACES TO BE (443)         2   8  0 20.0   9/10*SHADES OF INNSMOUT (594)  0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  PUNNY AMINALS 
is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd place.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SCROPE, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was GOLD BULLION, who dropped 8 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with PENNY LOPEZ.  Unlike most arenas, AXE EM BOUT ME! 
managed to get his challenge off against the 19-13-1 CHAUNCY.  In front of all the 
crowds, CHAUNCY took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the WILLAF arena.  Did you 
hear that POWER LEGION was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of POWER LEGION's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch GOLDEN GLADIATORS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft 
at running from POWER LEGION.  And who is this AMYTHEST you ask, with 94 points and a 
16-32-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAUNCY 5636                 20  13  1   131       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN DOME 5634             15   6  0    96       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 AMYTHEST 3446                16  32  0    94       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENNY LOPEZ 5725              9   8  0    65       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 BEAUFORT 3312                 8   7  2    64       ROSE NOBLES (335)
-24 CARAT 5694                10   7  1    60       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOLLY BOOTS 5656              4   0  0    51       NOBLE ON FIRE (573)
 JOLT 5726                     5   3  1    41       POWER LEGION (579)
-JUDGEMENT 5665                7   2  0    39       PANDORA'S CARDS (585)
 GOLD BULLION 5759             5   3  0    39       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
-TEN OF SWORDS 5664            3   3  0    39       PANDORA'S CARDS (585)
 PENNY LOPE 5722               9   9  0    36       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 DUNROE MINH 5766              5   3  0    35       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIDNEY 4919                   1   2  0    30       PLACES TO BE (443)
 SACRAFICED 5117               7   8  0    29       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
-ACE OF CUPS 5663              4   4  3    28       PANDORA'S CARDS (585)
-DINNER AT GILMAN'S 5751       4   1  0    26       SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)
-RIO 4312                      1   1  0    26       PLACES TO BE (443)
-ARMAGEDDON'S REACH 5749       4   2  0    25       SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)
-HEART OF GOLD 5776            2   1  0    25       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 FISSION 5768                  3   0  0    24       POWER LEGION (579)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILDILLI DALL 5765            5   3  0    22       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
-THE HIEROPHANT 5702           1   0  0    21       PANDORA'S CARDS (585)
 ON GOLDEN POND 5785           2   0  0    19       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 HOOFER 5718                   3   3  0    16       NOBLE ON FIRE (573)
 SCROPE 5787                   1   0  0    16       ROSE NOBLES (335)
 IN MY BENZ 5778               2   2  0    15       NOBLE ON FIRE (573)
 PRESSURE 5746                 0   4  0    14       POWER LEGION (579)
 ANIS 5189                     2   4  1    11       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
-RAINMAKER 5750                1   4  0    11       SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)
 DOUGLAS 3489                  2   2  0    10       ROSE NOBLES (335)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIKE 5783                    2   0  1     9       POWER LEGION (579)
 STEWART 3513                  1   2  0     5       ROSE NOBLES (335)
-DEEP ONE 5747                 0   3  0     3       SHADES OF INNSMOUTH (594)
 BOILINGBROKE 5786             0   1  0     1       ROSE NOBLES (335)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GOLDEN GIRL 5703       5  3 0 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 362 BEAUFORT 3312         565 REVENGED
TACO BELL 5789         0  1 0 NOBLE ON FIRE 573     STONE GOLEM 542       567 NONE    
KINDA FINE 5555       11  4 0 NOBLE ON FIRE 573     CHAUNCY 5636          565         
THE MOMENT 5788        0  1 0 NOBLE ON FIRE 573     SPIKE 5783            566         
INDUCTANCE 5784        1  1 0 POWER LEGION 579      BANDIT PRINCE 541     567 NONE    
MIGO DA 5790           0  1 0 SHADES OF INNSMOU 594 BLACK ORC 536         567 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Axe Em -- Congrats on your title defense, and your golden Lord Protectorship.  Salute
and sayonara. -- Midas, Golden Gladiators

Power Legion -- Wow!  4-1-1!  BIG turn. -- Midas (shaking his head in awe and
chuckling at the one loss)

Chancellor and Rose Nobles -- Consider the feud ended.  For sure, you will not see
THAT again. -- Midas

Dunroe -- You can pan for gold in my bathtub anytime!  How about now? -- 24 Carat

Beaufort -- Take THAT for the killing of my friend, you cad! -- Golden Dome

Pressure -- How does it feel to be the bane of the Power legion stable?  Being the
"1" of the 4-1-1, must make you feel quite poorly.  Heh, heh. -- Heart Of Gold (not
showing it in this personal)

Stewart -- A rose is a rose is a rose. -- On Golden Pond

Axe Em Bout Me! -- Congrats on your invite. -- Amythest

Penny Hope -- Obviously, I was shocked by your stunning looks.  Another date perhaps?
-- Sacraficed
P.S.  Your sister looks good too!  (grinning)

Hoofer -- (recoiling)  Does your name imply that your manager thinks you "horse-
faced"?  The insult!  It isn't true, either, not really.  You should challenge him on
this and get him to admit publicly that you have quite pleasant features for one of
the Karnhorn race. -- Chauncy
P.S.  And wear armor!  What are you trying to do, get killed?

Douglas -- Aaagh!  (reeling back in horrified shock)  You're a sinister lefty!  I
can't handle something like that. -- Kildilli Dall

The Userous Merchant?  I would have killed him if the arenamaster hadn't stepped in.
As it is, if he's at all intelligent, he will do as I advised and avoid me. -- Penny
Lopez
P.S.  His interest rate was unacceptable.  I have repaid the principal and a modest
interest, and he will have to be satisfied with that.  And his life.

24 Carat -- Ow!  I thought I was just having a side dish of buttered carrots, and
took a casual bite--OW!  Broke a tooth on that one. -- Dunroe Minh

Sacraficed -- I did try, but you quit too soon. -- Penny Lope, ever helpful

Our congratulations to Axe Em Bout Me. -- Jorja and the Punny Animals

24 Carat -- Show-off! -- Dunroe Minh

Heart of Gold -- You're welcome.  Stand me a meal and a couple of drinks, okay? --
Finn the Dogged, Persistent Beggar

Golden Dome -- No. -- Brandik Rockwood, Ikhazdur Dwarf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INDUCTANCE was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MIGO DA was dispatched by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TACO BELL was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
AXE EM BOUT ME! was vanquished by CHAUNCY in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title brawl.
GOLDEN DOME narrowly defeated AMYTHEST in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
GOLD BULLION was vanquished by PENNY LOPEZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOOFER was overpowered by JOLT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANIS was outlasted by FISSION in a dull 8 minute Challenge melee.
ON GOLDEN POND unbelievably bested DOUGLAS in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
IN MY BENZ won victory over PRESSURE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
STEWART was overpowered by KILDILLI DALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BEAUFORT handily defeated PENNY LOPE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SACRAFICED was subdued by DUNROE MINH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody competition.
SPIKE subdued BOILINGBROKE in a popular 5 minute bloody amateur's match.
SCROPE viciously subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   7 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -  10 -  1      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 567 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CHAUNCY 5636               20  13  1  131 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDEN DOME 5634           15   6  0   96 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
PARRY-STRIKE     PENNY LOPEZ 5725            9   8  0   65 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
SLASHING ATTACK  BEAUFORT 3312               8   7  2   64 ROSE NOBLES (335)
LUNGING ATTACK   JOLT 5726                   5   3  1   41 POWER LEGION (579)
STRIKING ATTACK  GOLD BULLION 5759           5   3  0   39 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHAUNCY 5636.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOILINGBROKE 5786.  The ten other most popular fighters were AMYTHEST 3446, 
DOUGLAS 3489, JOLT 5726, ANIS 5189, IN MY BENZ 5778, BEAUFORT 3312, DUNROE MINH 5766, 
SCROPE 5787, INDUCTANCE 5784, and CHAUNCY 5636.

The least popular fighter this week was FISSION 5768.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STEWART 3513, PRESSURE 5746, HOOFER 5718, TACO BELL 5789, SACRAFICED 
5117, PENNY LOPE 5722, GOLD BULLION 5759, GOLDEN DOME 5634, MIGO DA 5790, and SPIKE 
5783.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AXE EM BOUT ME! (16-5538) NOBLE ON FIRE (573)