DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/04/2010    Duedate: 12/17/2010

WILLAF ARENA

DM-16    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KATARINA
FAR TRAVELERS (434)
(16-4227) [10-5-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KATARINA                       BAD GM
FAR TRAVELERS (434)            HEXACON 2001 (468)
(16-4227) [10-5-0,114]         (16-4568) [2-2-0,34]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SAD SLACKS                     SILLY SUIT
EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)          EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
(16-5891) [10-13-1,52]         (16-5892) [13-10-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FAR TRAVELERS (434)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PUNNY AMINALS (305)         40
2. EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)       22      GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (434)         17      Unchartered Team
4. HEXACON 2001 (468)           5
5. MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)        4      HEXACON 2001 (468)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)  658 312 11 67.8   1/ 3 FAR TRAVELERS (434)      10  5 1
 2/ 2 FAR TRAVELERS (434)       40  35  3 53.3   2/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)   8  4 0
 3/ 3 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)     56  56  1 50.0   3/ 2 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)     8  5 0
 4/ 5 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)    299 362 22 45.2   4/ 4 PUNNY AMINALS (305)       6  8 0
 5/ 6 PUNNY AMINALS (305)      750 937 23 44.5   5/ 5 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)     3  6 0
 6/ 0*HEXACON 2001 (468)         2   8  0 20.0   6/ 0*HEXACON 2001 (468)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 658): NORTHER of BLUE MOON (JorjaX, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 660): HIPPASUS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 550): ZOMBIE PARENT of HARRY POTTER AND THE... (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 654): STONEBOW of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 655): KATARINA of FAR TRAVELERS (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 647): ZEBD ARVIN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 648): MILK IS OUT of BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 645): LHISSON of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 642): FATHER O'LIES of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 639): SCUTTLEBUTT of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 631): SCAPA of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 590): VAISTINIE of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 521): RYVAS VOLKMAURI of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 506): FALKYNOR of THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 488): HUGH GRANT of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 482): MAMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 443): ".... of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 438): WATERLOO of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 430): JOEY of J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 546): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 658): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 660): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 550): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 654): TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 656): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 647): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 648): MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 645): CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 642): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 639): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 631): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 590): WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 521): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 506): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 488): DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 482): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 443): NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 438): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 430): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 546): MIDDLE ITALY et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 657): BISBEE BLUE of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 659): DORA BELL of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 647): MINI ME of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 324): ANFERROUS of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 644): KILLIAN MCGUINES of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                          (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 480): CHAEGO SARILDAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                              LOEKER SMITH of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 521): RYVAS VOLKMAURI of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 487): TOM BAKER of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 430): JOEY of J (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Katarina sharpened her blade while she reminisced about her brief fight with
Sardo Grackel.  It was not so long ago that the more experienced basher had easily
battered her about.  She smiled at the turnaround in fortune; Grackel's one attack
failed, and his defenses lay open before her.  Some quick strokes inside his exposed
guard, and he was beaten soundly.  "Perhaps I deserve this title after all," she
wondered.
     Hasan walked into the barracks and sat near her, clutching his bandaged
midsection.  The lithe Fratsfan winced as he turned to speak.  "Golden Delicious
cannot be beaten.  In two battles I could not lay my blade upon her.  Her skill is
mighty," he said with shame.  "I thought her my equal, but in truth I was but her
student.  Her whirling blade dances like none I have seen.  I was fortunate to escape
permanent injury."
     Katarina considered her friend and knew the truth of his words.  She too had
felt frustration in fighting the Golden Gladiator.  The armor.  The skill.  The
frustration.  Golden Delicious was the total warrior and had defeated Katarina months
before.  But there was a way to victory; there always was.  The Harkeny absently
pushed a blonde lock of hair behind her ear and replied, coldness in her voice.  "I
have earned the title of Duelmaster.  Am I without skill and determination?"
     "Of course not.  I only ..."
     "I know what you meant, Hasan.  And it was brave of you to challenge her to
protect my title... but it was unnecessary.  She is the most recognized warrior in
Willaf, and though I am Duelmaster, many--including you, it seems--consider her the
best."
     He started to protest but she waved off his words.  "Know this.  I will
challenge Golden Delicious on the morn.  I ask you and Siegfried to seek other
opponents, for she is mine, and mine alone.
     "Doubt me not, my friend, for this I vow:  I will seek the joints in her armor.
I will move like water through her strikes.  When the crowd is surest of her victory
and when all hope of glory is gone, my blade will find her, and she will fall."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out WILLAF to see 
what's new.  Too bad, GOLDEN GLADIATORS, but FAR TRAVELERS was just too good to be 
stopped.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, PUNNY AMINALS!  'Cause they got 
4-1-0 and moved up to 4th!  MVP award for SAD SLACKS?  EMOTIONAL PANTS' proud of it 
after beating CAPTURED ORC and getting 11 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
SIMON ST. JOHN got smashed by CRANKY  CORDUROY, and lost 7 points!  Oh, wow, like the 
Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all WILLAF.  She got the most challenges.  
(But what about proposals?) Like, GOLDEN DELICIOUS must be pretty gutsy!  She 
challenged the Duelmaster from FAR TRAVELERS.  Does this gal have a death wish or 
what!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think KATARINA should let 
GOLDEN DELICIOUS be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the 
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  MAXIMUM RESULTS was the most avoided team.  Is a 
299-362-22 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why GOLDEN 
GLADIATORS' been avoiding MAXIMUM RESULTS so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  HASAN AL-AZRAD must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged STOGA STEEL.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought HASAN AL-AZRAD showed great skill and promise when he defeated STOGA STEEL.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All WILLAF ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  SILLY SUIT really fought hard against ANGUS MACDOUGAL.  That'll 
teach FAR TRAVELERS not to go and kill any of EMOTIONAL PANTS' guys again, huh!  Hey 
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATARINA 4227                10   5  0   114       FAR TRAVELERS (434)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIEGFRIED 4233                9   5  1    90       FAR TRAVELERS (434)
 HASAN AL-AZRAD 4230           8   7  1    88       FAR TRAVELERS (434)
 GOLDEN DELICIOUS 5887        14   2  0    87       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 STOGA STEEL 5871             16  22  3    74       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
 CRANKY  CORDUROY 5890        10  13  0    67       EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARDO GRACKEL 5875           16  15  1    66       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 SILLY SUIT 5892              13  10  0    58       EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMON ST. JOHN 4231           9   6  0    55       FAR TRAVELERS (434)
 SAD SLACKS 5891              10  13  1    52       EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
 MORGAR 5863                   6   9  0    48       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
 ANGUS MACDOUGAL 4229          4  11  1    46       FAR TRAVELERS (434)
 BILLY JACK 5902               8   4  0    42       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
-GOLD CHARM 5903               5   1  0    35       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 BAD GM 4568                   2   2  0    34       HEXACON 2001 (468)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 5908       4   3  0    31       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 HORUS MANN 5901               5   7  0    29       PUNNY AMINALS (305)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALLY C. SHELLEY 5918         2   0  0    21       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 LONGING LEGGINGS 5910         4   4  0    19       EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
 JOHN DERE 5916                1   4  0    15       PUNNY AMINALS (305)
 PAN FOR GOLD 5912             3   3  0    12       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 GOLD LOCKET 5917              2   1  0    10       GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
 BALOMIR 5896                  0   2  0    10       MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LISTLESS LEVI 5913      3  1 0 EMOTIONAL PANTS 604  ANGUS MACDOUGAL 4229  655  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Katarina -- Perhaps you now feel that you deserve the Title.  A well fought win,
young lady!  As far as we Golden Gladiarors are concerned, you are a true champion
and well-deserved Duelmistress.  Salute! -- Midas and The Golden Gladiators

Obregon -- Thank you for the kudos on Golden Gate Bridge's tournament.  You are so
kind. -- Midas

Far Travelers -- Great point gain!  No wonder everyone avoids you?!  Kudos. -- Midas

Hasan Al-Azrad -- I always enjoy our long chats.  Be sure to call again.  I will have
the apples ready. -- Golden Delicious

Captured Orc -- There you go again getting bested and captured. -- Gold Charm

Horus Mann -- You were so easy that I want to talk to you about this bridge I want to
sell you. -- Golden Gate Bridge

Balomir -- That was a great fight and I was the lucky, lucky one. -- Gold Locket

Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all.  May the season bring
you many wins, much joy, and added pounds. -- Midas and his Consortium friends
everywhere.

Golden Delicious -- I salute my better.  -- Hasan

Sad Slacks -- All o' those impressive attacks, and yet no oomph behind 'em.  I was
just gettin' ready to fight when you were done. -- Angus

Stoga -- Well.  I think I need to leave you and Sardo alone.  Too much pain in too
many painful places.  Mumsie told me about bruisers like you. -- Simon

Sherlock -- I assure you that my warriors' challenges are not 'personal,' as you put
it.  I have nothing against you or your animated bravoes.  On occasion my warriors
are more aggressive; on such occasions, death is certainly possible.  The arena is a
dangerous place, and my warriors will challenge those they think they can honorably
defeat--just as yours should challenge mine in righteous bloodfeud.  My warriors
understand the risks of the arena, including vengeance from friends of the fallen,
and face these risks willingly.  Stay deadly, my friend. -- Obregon

Hey Golden Glady boys -- Miss me yet?? -- Yamabushi

Sorry, I don't think I can pull together personals today.  Sick again. -- Jorja
P.S.  If anybody needs to be congratulated or saluted, consider that we have done so.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE was viciously subdued by BILLY JACK in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GOLDEN DELICIOUS was vanquished by KATARINA in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
HASAN AL-AZRAD subdued STOGA STEEL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SIMON ST. JOHN lost to CRANKY  CORDUROY in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ANGUS MACDOUGAL was viciously subdued by SILLY SUIT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PAN FOR GOLD was devastated by HORUS MANN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SIEGFRIED defeated SARDO GRACKEL in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
SAD SLACKS devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
MORGAR handily defeated LONGING LEGGINGS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BAD GM vanquished BALOMIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SALLY C. SHELLEY slimly won victory over GOLD LOCKET in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
JOHN DERE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  16 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  26 -  1      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      KATARINA 4227              10   5  0  114 FAR TRAVELERS (434)
STRIKING ATTACK  SIEGFRIED 4233              9   5  1   90 FAR TRAVELERS (434)
WALL OF STEEL    HASAN AL-AZRAD 4230         8   7  1   88 FAR TRAVELERS (434)
BASHING ATTACK   SARDO GRACKEL 5875         16  15  1   66 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
AIMED BLOW       SILLY SUIT 5892            13  10  0   58 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMON ST. JOHN 4231         9   6  0   55 FAR TRAVELERS (434)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAD SLACKS 5891.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SILLY SUIT 5892.  The ten other most popular fighters were BILLY JACK 5902, 
KATARINA 4227, SAD SLACKS 5891, GOLD LOCKET 5917, SARDO GRACKEL 5875, SALLY C. 
SHELLEY 5918, HASAN AL-AZRAD 4230, CRANKY  CORDUROY 5890, HORUS MANN 5901, and 
SIEGFRIED 4233.

The least popular fighter this week was BALOMIR 5896.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PAN FOR GOLD 5912, ANGUS MACDOUGAL 4229, SIMON ST. JOHN 4231, JOHN DERE 
5916, LONGING LEGGINGS 5910, STOGA STEEL 5871, GOLDEN DELICIOUS 5887, GOLDEN GATE 
BRIDGE 5908, BAD GM 4568, and MORGAR 5863.